According to the papers at the weekend the Spanish midfileder Joaquin was breastfed until the age of 10. That can't be true, can it?

Its possible. In certain parts of Europe, children are breastfed till the age of 5.

in america mothers breast feed there kids till there 21 hence the
big tit kink that american males all have

It was a spoof article in t' Guardian weren't it?

It's true, I read it in WSC.