It's Kinky McFoxxy's birthday-and having seen her photos, I have decided on two birthday presents that I think would be suitable. One is a big batch of little lollies on sticks to suck while being photographed, the other is two parachutes attached together by a very broad, strong piece of fabric. This, I think, would make a very suitable bra...

She's more than just an amazing set of bazongas, y'know. She has personality and stuff. I'm getting Kinky some smelly things from The Bodyshop, 'coz girls like that sort of thing. :)

perhaps a hug after what dat dirty low down fella did... :)

I'd buy her a trashy novel, some ice cream, and a bottle of baileys

Kinky, I'm getting you a puppy. What is your favorite?

There's a specialist shop i could show you.

My gift to you will be an act of pure altruism. In order to relieve the strain your back is undoubtedly suffering, i offer to take your breasts off your hands for a while. I promise to give them a good home.

For you Kinky, a miniature pony: <3

After that gift from MissC I'll give Kinky a bottle of cough syrup. Why? She'll be feeling a little hoarse!

I've also got a joke book I should probably part with

I donate my penis.

A nice bottle of Chanel No. 5 and a chocolate cheese cake to be washed down with a magnum of Sir James.

Anybody would think big knockers were the be-all and end-all.

and your point is? :))

My point is currently being fingerprinted at the local police station. Good job it's detachable.