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aussie
Aug 9, 2002, 22:13
Ok Im brand new around here so dont come down on me to hard if I get lost now and then. Im from New South Wales Australia. Im generally on the look out for a forum with a little intelligent conversation and decided to check the place out after hearing about it at akpcep a few times

Liontamer1212
Aug 9, 2002, 22:16
well, well, aussie.....thats a name i have heard a bit about....welcome to dogbomb

be careful, some of the bombers have teeth, but their bark is much worse than their bite

*lol* *lol* *lol*

aussie
Aug 9, 2002, 22:28
teeth I can deal with what I cant find is a place to link my avatar I know there is one on Vbullitin some place

Minx
Aug 9, 2002, 22:32
You can link a custom avatar in the Edit Options area, which you get to through the control panel (User CP)<button at the top of the page. Dont Edit Profile. Edit Options. Bottom of that page.

Oh, and welcome! :D

aussie
Aug 9, 2002, 22:46
Thanks that was where it should be but I cant find it. perhaps its closed to new members for some reason

BettaSplenden
Aug 10, 2002, 04:54
hey aussie:)

Gentreau
Aug 10, 2002, 11:47
Hi Aussie, some of the features on the board only become available as you pass certain numbers of posts.

The avatar is one of them, so is the right to change your description from 'puppy' or 'hound'.

I think the first threshold is 30 posts, so find something interesting to tell us all, and you'll soon be able to startt messing with your profile.

netniV
Aug 10, 2002, 18:14
I know quite a few aussie's personally, and have family who became aussies. :)

aussie
Aug 10, 2002, 21:27
The avatar is one of them, so is the right to change your description from 'puppy' or 'hound'.

I dont mind being a puppy but Im kinda naked without my meanie

netniV
Aug 11, 2002, 12:56
Well, all I can suggest then, is that you get posting quite a bit... and I can help you there, coz I respond to practically half the board :-D

Gentreau
Aug 11, 2002, 13:05
and he insults the other half....

aussie
Aug 11, 2002, 13:17
netniV spouted:
Well, all I can suggest then, is that you get posting quite a bit... and I can help you there, coz I respond to practically half the board :-D

I think I`ll just take it as it comes mate Id hate to have to start post whoring just for an avatar or a change of names
http://www.bluemeany.com/gif/happy/hap021.gif

Gentreau
Aug 11, 2002, 13:27
well you're already half way there

zulu6
Aug 11, 2002, 14:06
hers anothe aussie lost in the good state western australia we play aussie rles they plat that strange game see ya aussie

netniV
Aug 11, 2002, 14:45
aussie spouted:


I think I`ll just take it as it comes mate Id hate to have to start post whoring just for an avatar or a change of names
http://www.bluemeany.com/gif/happy/hap021.gif

Hey, it's no problem, trust me. Most of the posters tend to be post whores once they get started. I just give 'em a taste, and then their off.

As for insulting the other half, Gentreau, it's not so heard... I just tell you to go look in the mirror... what you see there is the biggest insult to life :-D

gorlewalac
Aug 11, 2002, 17:11
erm....quite sure at least 3 posts of mine were on here
can some one tell me why they gone

areet(alright) aussie

STICKY

netniV
Aug 12, 2002, 08:22
Maybe they went out for a stroll, because I didn't see any of your posts on here, and I haven't removed them. :-D

aussie
Aug 12, 2002, 23:30
zulu6 spouted:
hers anothe aussie lost in the good state western australia we play aussie rles they plat that strange game see ya aussie

I believe you guys play that cross country basketball game while we plays the international mens game of rugby.
Both codes. :broken:

CyberKiwi
Aug 13, 2002, 03:19
gentreau spouted:
Hi Aussie, some of the features on the board only become available as you pass certain numbers of posts.

The avatar is one of them, so is the right to change your description from 'puppy' or 'hound'.

I think the first threshold is 30 posts, so find something interesting to tell us all, and you'll soon be able to startt messing with your profile.

I would really rather not have him playing with his profile if you don't mind:eek:

aussie
Aug 13, 2002, 03:30
CyberKiwi spouted:


I would really rather not have him playing with his profile if you don't mind:eek:

How would me playing with my own profile effect a cyberKiwi?
surely my avatar if its not offencive is of no concern to youis it?

CyberKiwi
Aug 13, 2002, 03:31
aussie spouted:


How would me playing with my own profile effect a cyberKiwi?
surely my avatar if its not offencive is of no concern to youis it?

Don't tell me you're from Adelaide:confused:

aussie
Aug 13, 2002, 03:46
CyberKiwi spouted:


Don't tell me you're from Adelaide:confused:

Now go wash your mouth out with soap! Dont you ever say things like that about me again. Do I come in here posting about your sheep molesting tendencies? NO!
So keep a civil tongue and never slander me this way again
:)
http://www.bluemeany.com/gif/angry/ang070.gif

CyberKiwi
Aug 13, 2002, 04:33
Sorry mate, that was a bit over the top l guess:(

Gentreau
Aug 13, 2002, 11:18
Jeez, I'd heard you guys loved each other (as well as the sheep) but I never thought I'd see it in action....

*lol*

netniV
Aug 13, 2002, 12:39
I've never seen someone having sexual relations with their profile / avatar before, maybe you could be the first :-d

CapaC
Aug 13, 2002, 14:40
I'm not exactly sure about now but there was a time limitation for custom avatars too if I remember correctly. 1 month or something.

aussie
Aug 13, 2002, 14:47
netniV spouted:
I've never seen someone having sexual relations with their profile / avatar before, maybe you could be the first :-d
Some how Im starting to believe this thread is being taken over by my bloody avatar Im starting to become jealous of the little blue bastard
http://www.bluemeany.com/gif/angry/ang009.gif

netniV
Aug 13, 2002, 20:18
He looks mightly cross, maybe he's realised that you've been getting too much attention at all the other sites, and is attempting a takeover ... ?

CyberKiwi
Aug 14, 2002, 20:58
gentreau spouted:
Jeez, I'd heard you guys loved each other (as well as the sheep) but I never thought I'd see it in action....

*lol*

Coming the raw prawn abit there mate:p

We all get on while foreigners are about, it's when we are left alone that the tears start.....

Worst case here is if the Queensland mob decide to make their presence felt. Can almost live with the odd Mexican, but those blokes north of the border are a worry;)

Minx
Aug 14, 2002, 21:40
Well, I have to say, I always thought you Auzzies loved each other, and we're always in and out of each others houses, and Lassiters and stuff.

I really should get out more.

aussie
Aug 14, 2002, 22:57
UberMinx spouted:
Well, I have to say, I always thought you Auzzies loved each other, and we're always in and out of each others houses, and Lassiters and stuff.

I really should get out more.

Ok you have just confounded the poor dumb colonial. I have no idea at all what you are talking about here. Whats a Lassiter? I know of Lassiters reef, that was a lost reef of gold where the guy died before he could tell anyone where it was.

CyberKiwi
Aug 14, 2002, 22:58
Pub in Wagga Wagga isn't it:confused:

mark knipe
Aug 14, 2002, 23:07
And you call yourself an "Aussie" Shame on you. Lassiters is lou's dingy pub in neighbours. Not that any self respecting australian should be watching that trash, so maybe there is hope for you yet.

aussie
Aug 14, 2002, 23:08
CyberKiwi spouted:
Pub in Wagga Wagga isn't it:confused:

I thought perhaps a public toilet in Bondi
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CyberKiwi
Aug 14, 2002, 23:10
mark knipe spouted:
And you call yourself an "Aussie" Shame on you. Lassiters is lou's dingy pub in neighbours. Not that any self respecting australian should be watching that trash, so maybe theree is hope for you yet.

Ok if you start wanting to be known as Kylie you're getting an arse kicking mate:p

mark knipe
Aug 14, 2002, 23:21
Whats that kiwi, your "pet sheep" Kylie doesn't like your gum boots, awww, now thats a shame. Maybe the ass kicking will come at the next bledisloe cup.

CyberKiwi
Aug 14, 2002, 23:23
Tsk Mark ... l got dual nationality thus l can complain about the ref's decisions regardless of the outcome;)

BTW no sheep were injuried in the making of this post...

aussie
Aug 14, 2002, 23:36
mark knipe spouted:
Whats that kiwi, your "pet sheep" Kylie doesn't like your gum boots, awww, now thats a shame. Maybe the ass kicking will come at the next bledisloe cup.

Actually the sheeps name is Baaaarbra

Minx
Aug 14, 2002, 23:42
Dual Nationality?

Half Australian Half Sheep?

CyberKiwi
Aug 14, 2002, 23:49
aussie spouted:


Actually the sheeps name is Baaaarbra

A bad pun warning would of help there oz......

Yeap minxy, 60 million sheep in kiwiland and l know the first names of most of em.......

Minx
Aug 15, 2002, 00:16
You must remember me then, in the field, by the shed?

Bessie, remember?

CyberKiwi
Aug 15, 2002, 00:53
UberMinx spouted:
You must remember me then, in the field, by the shed?

Bessie, remember?

Gotcha ... thought it was a strange name for a sheep at the time, but figured hey in these multi racial, multi gender bending times, who am l to ask questions.....

Minx
Aug 15, 2002, 01:00
Well, it wasn't me who gave me my name!

It was Farmer Barleymow.

He was a gentle man, too gentle really, I like it firm and fruity :)

netniV
Aug 20, 2002, 08:57
G'day and welcome to Clive Barkers worst nightmare ... Sheep Shagging within Cross-Gender-Racial-Species bounderies and the outcome of any offspring is likely to result in another Maggie Thtacher!