have you noticed that when australians ask you questions, they give you the answers..examples


What's your favourite colour, blue?

Where do you live, sidney?

Whats your favourite hobby, sport?

Whats your job, digger?

Whats your name, sheila?

thick as shit, don't you agree


i met an aussie bird last week, she said "I come from the bush",i said "Thats uncanny, so do i", she said " Yeah,and i bet you've spent your entire life since,trying to get back in there"