This guy is pacing up and down at home, while his wife is giving birth in hospital, he's so squeemish he can't face watching the birth, so he rings the hospital and asks how she's getting on, the nurse says " Two so far,but there is more on the way", he can't believe it so he downs half a bottle of vodka, five minutes later he rings again "4 so far but i think there is still more to come", he, by now is so shocked, so he downs the other half of the vodka, by now he's legless so instead of ringing the hospital, by accident he dials lords cricket ground and says " Can you tell me the latest?", and the woman on the other end says "Sixty seven all out, and the last one was a duck"

Three words.
Coat,door,taxi.