To be told in a brummie accent (might not be understood by our overseas friends:

Young Trevor from wolverhampton needed a costume for his works theamed night out, this time it was the 1970s. He took himself into town and enetered the first fancy dress shop he could find.
"I need the most garish and awfull 70s outfit you have got please" he askes.
"well Ive got these purple 14" flares?" the answer.
"I take em" he relplies.
"also I have this hawian style shirt with dagger coller that`ll take your eye out" says the shopkeeper.
"great, I`ll take them too.. oh and I`ll have them 5" platform shoes to" he says.
"would you also like a kipper Tie?" askes the shopkeeper.
"Oh, yes please, white with two sugars!"

:haha: :youwin:

just imagined a boy I work with, whos from brum', saying this and :)) :)) :))

Tis a good'un.

Well I am from Birmingham and although I would like to correct you on the Birmingham accent (kipper tie is from the Black Country) it did make me chuckle. :haha:

brill made me laff :)

That's crazy i heard the punch line for that about 15 years ago, but had never heard the joke.
Thankyou.