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how busted fans are made

the search for s club foetus's would start sooner than many had expected

several months later, his parents weren't at all surprised that baby jerry's first words were "rolling down the street, smoking endo, sipping on gin and juice..."

The nursery soon found out that David Gray albums were cheaper than barbituates

Public outrage at hospitals as latest experiments into E.C.T go wrong. :( sorry

The BBC were lambasted for overuse of child actors to save costs in their new production of Dr Who and the Cybermen.

baby 1: they actually call this music

baby 2: apparently so. i think it's shit.

The second one appears to be playing "air saxophone"

"I think I just shit myself"

Oh no! So this is what I got myself into by being born? Help! I want to go back into the womb!

Any attempt to escape from the new correction facility would result in sonic hell for the offender.

Webmaster Dogbomb is the proud father of sextuplets, he ...................

George Bush has decided that brainwashing the young is the only way forwards:

"Never forget that you are an American - the greatest country in the Universe. The war on terror is vital for the survival of USA. You should hate all foreigners, unless they have oil, in which case we make friends with them, and then invade them. Never forget that you are an American - the greatest country in ..."

New CD being tested on control group , should hit shelves early December. Be sure to get your copy of " NOW that's what I call music, BABY! Vol. 1" 12 tracks of the most popular nursery songs. Executives are already planning to release Vol.'s 2-12 as soon as possible.