Got home from a night out, switched on the TV to find the singer from Kasabian wearing a Telnyshka shirt while performing on CD:UK or whatever it is called.

I own a couple of these fine bodyshirts, given to me by my Russian girlfriend for my birthday a while back. I just now have this nagging insecuirty that if I now wear the stripy shirt, I may be seen as a fan of one of the shittest bands in the UK.

OK, I know, I am a shallow twat, but I just hate Kasabian.

Reply if you wish, if you think it will be worth your time and the energy in your fingertips. If you don't, I won't cry or anything.

/me starts crying

Awww

wear it and take the hits man... :chav:

eh? what?

Telnyahska = warm, stretchable and well-wearing item of clothing (although I have been called a 'french ponce' before....Strange, it being a Russian army shirt).

Fake Burberry cap = plain shit

Telnyahska = warm, stretchable and well-wearing item of clothing (although I have been called a 'french ponce' before....Strange, it being a Russian army shirt).

Fake Burberry cap = plain shit

Chav is not my scene, but neither is kasabian. nevermind, at least I could be stuck in a teen goth phase or something, where I pretend to be depressed and listen to bad cover versions of good Cure songs.

What I meant, was not stuck in a teen goth phase.

Would you like to fly to the States?
I'll fuck you.

Ummm.....Uh, bu...ummm...bu...............<3

But what would your boyfriend say? Wait! What would my girlfriend say about that?!

She could never know, but, then again I may feel guilt and self-loathing for breaking our unspoken pact of fidelity when entering our relationship. Mmmmmm......

OK, when is convenient for you? Heard that American women are very knowledgable in matters concerning birds and bees. Russian women don't shave as often as Western ladies anyway.

Kasabian are good.

This thread however is http://www.dogbomb.org/more2/rating_1.gif

Pointless thread's belong in here....