When I am king, I shall destroy them.

Women car-fanciers first (being slightly and irrationally more irritating to me), then the men.

You have been warned.

:bombguy:

I love top gear, the new format is light hearted and funny as fuck.
From the last season I fell in love with the atom, the stars in cars feature is ace and they raced an evo against a bobsleigh.

If you dont like it dont watch it.

I would say I want to destroy heartbeat viewers but most of them will be dead soon anyway ;)

p.s You will never destroy me I am far too powerful and have survived worse :))

This is why I'm an anarchist - fooking hate royalty and government.

When you're King I'll start the new gunpowder plot :bomb:

What's wrong with JC fezzing about a dinky track in cars that no-one can afford? People have gone to all the artistry of making uber-performance cars - at least he shows us them in a funny laddish way.

Don't like it? Bugger off and watch Fifth Gear - the massively tepid copy when the other presenters got booted.

Bleurgh.

Freedom of choice (under my rule) will not be infinate.

Car-worshippers will be crushed, and I shall force Jeremy Clarkson to operate the crusher, before tossing him in it.

:no:

Don't like it? Bugger off and watch Fifth Gear - the massively tepid copy when the other presenters got booted.

Fifth Gear viewers will also be destroyed.

But only after Top Gear viewers.

There will be a single, ten-minute weekly show called; 'Cars.'

'Cars' will consist of a brief destription of the cars launched that week, with the safety results, mpg, quick review of the 'driving experience' and the price.

Any use of superlatives or analogies by the presenters will result in instant, on-screen death. By attack-dog.

clarkson is a dick, the little fella is an ineffectual lapdog for clarkson and the other one.......erm.....who?

but i like watching people dicking about in cars

'Cars' will consist of a brief destription of the cars launched that week, with the safety results, mpg, quick review of the 'driving experience' and the price.


Who'd watch it? And why? Apart from sad people in tweed.

Who'd watch it? And why? Apart from sad people in tweed.

People who are thinking of buying a new car.

:)

It wouldn't be for entertainment; I would put it on at 3.50am.

On Channel 5.

clarkson is a dick, the little fella is an ineffectual lapdog for clarkson and the other one.......erm.....who?

but i like watching people dicking about in cars


I like clarkson :(
He knows what he is but doesnt care, highlight for me was his jowels flapping in the wind while thraping the atom.

The little fella (Richard Hammond) is pretty cool got himself a massive muscle car despite being a borderline midget, and blows stuff up on brainiac

The other one is a noob

The standard jeans and jacket uniform worries me tho.

I too like to watch people dicking about in cars.

I just don't get it.

It's like watching builders shout "phwaarrrgghhh!" at passing women.

It's not even like pr0n.

I just don't get it.

And since I am soon to be king, neither will you!!

Mwahaha!

:))

Despite the fact that I'm not interested in cars whatsoever, I love Top Gear. Quality light-hearted entertainment, and the more I watch it, the more I am convinced that the character of Alan Partridge is based on Clarkson.

Despite the fact that I'm not interested in cars whatsoever, I love Top Gear.
See above, in reverse.

did you see the one with clarkson and coogan racing round the circuit??
The one episode that really sticks in my mind was when the stig slung the mid engined clio off the track :rolf:
Or the people carrier racing
pwoooooooargh. /me makes pumping arm gestures

be king of the whooo?
well I didnt vote for you.

See above, in reverse.
gear top love I, whatsoever cars in interrested not I'm that fact the despite??

That dont make much sense, even to me :(

I like it. I know bugger all about cars.

I like the new format. There's a lot of chemistry between the presenters and even though JC is a bit much at times he is a good presenter IMO, It doesn't bother me that he has stupid opinions, he still gives the othere side to let the viewers make their own mind up if they want to disagree with him. I would say it's the best the show has been since the days of Clarkson/Wilson/Needel before they had the bust up.

Don't like the new theme tune much though.

Te blind guy racing the reasonably priced car was ace 8)


Also, Jimmy Carr beating all the others time was just beautiful :D

top gear is brilliant

the people carrier racing was brilliant absolutley hilarious - id pay to watch that

and racing the evo against the bobsleigh was really cool \m/

granted though clarkson is a :cock:

top gear is excelent!

Since the change of format the show has been really good. There's a lot of silly stuff that's just there for entertainment value. This means you don't have to a total gearhed to enjoy the show like you would back in the days of Tiff Needel and Quentin Wilson on the show. Plus I can't stand Quentin Wilson the smug little balding tosser.

new top gear ownz old top gear. much funnier and much more welcomeing to non-anoraks

I like clarkson :(
He knows what he is but doesnt care..

If I had my way I would get one of your tractors and run the bastard down, especially after hearing what hed like to do to bikers. I'll show him what Id do with his bastard cheese wire :bombguy:

Champ, let's you and I pool our resources and go after people who like Top Gun.