Whoo, hoo! Little shy ones!

Do sign up because Ms Myra Staysinvegas and Royster Brady have a special treat for you wooly minded sheep.

They have special crisps and pop. And, if you get in their car they will take you on a magical mystery tour of your body, until it's time for you to leave it. Mm, think of the fun the 3 of you can have with some gaffer tape and a coat hanger.

C'mon. There's nothing to be afeard of.

i will also offer a free starter course on your choice of
a) Scientology
b) Kabbalah
c) Tantric sex

:fact:

plus the first ten lurchers get a limited edition Margaret Thatcher wobbly headed figure

How many lurchers can type? Though their paws would be too big...

Now if you'd offered this to lurkers?

What, Praytell, is a 'lurcher'?

How I wish I could Lurch

isn't it slightly more random than a lunge?

Stop derailing the thread, please. You'll have the law down on it.

/thought Newvrovski was famed for lurching round the dance halls of Fife.

alrighty, what flavour of crisps and pop do you think they'd like

I can go to Tescos this afternoon

hmm i think the word is in fact lurkers. they lurk but dont sign up. a lurcher is a breed of dog

Really? a dog?

I thought it was a character from the Munsters. Its certainly the picture I have in my head.

I think buying one of those value multipacks would be the best idea, you might have lots of leftover beef though.

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/lurcher.htm

and i say so too. so there. nah nah. :P

Nope deffinately not a dog.

Dogs can't do t'interweb

Only the really clever ones

Or the ugly females

alrighty, what flavour of crisps and pop do you think they'd like

I should think Ice Cream Soda and Worcester Sauce flavours - just get whatevers in the value packs - lurchers have no taste or they wouldn't watching this car crash.

a lurcher is a breed of dog

In a normal world you would be right; but this thread emanates from Planet taint, where that sheepy object by your name is an avatart, and those spunkless wonders peering over the hedge with their jaws dropping are lurchers .

I hope this clears things up. Carry on!

Don't be too forward now Taint, you might scare them. Maybe they just want to take it slow and don't want any commitment. They just want a little bit of fun maybe, nothing serious, so don't sign up. Don't go all possessive on them from the off, you'll only push them away. ;)

Oo! I don't quite know how to take that, as prince edward said to the bishop.