In here we post news updates if we are watching and see something interesting or funny.

It wont be a complete diary of events but if you happen to be doing both at once, or have something you just saw that we really should know about NOW, then post it here.

Warning the following posts may be made by me or him... who it is, you decide... The facts...

13 housemates competing for the £100,000 pounds and one of those will be the unluckiest housemate.

And now the house... the stairs are back and they will be going up or down them through the gold front door. There are aston villa colours on the walls, with transparent walls and table/chairs. There are 13 housemates but only 11 beds and the double bed is right next to the toliet which has a camera that Devina apparently can't even spot.

The diary room has been sixty's-ified, and apparently smells of paint. The living room is MILES away and has glass on all sides with another loo. The bathroom is outside, meaing that on a cold and rainy night it'll be freezing. Just in case people wanna have fun there is your typical swimming baths style does and don'ts with pictures.

New for BB6 is a naughty step, the bright red one amongst all the green.

There is a loft room which is at the top of the naughty stairs meaning that if you want privacy you have to pass by whoever is on the step! Also, with having the loft room upstairs means roof accses has probably been limited this year, so it's a good job there aren't any Kitten's in the house.

We got to see Davina rolling around on a shag pile carpet earlier in the lounge... Something tells me they won't be after the 11 weeks are up as the smell from the bathroom might have competition.

:ADVERT BREAK:

Lets meet a house mate... Dereck, 40, professional sports writer/political analyst. He's a tory, and can name a lot of them being he's friends with Neil Hamilton. He's gay and black making him popular apparently. He claims to charasmatic and different and wants to make history...

... He apparently has a picture of maggie thatcher on his bedroom wall. He worked as a strategistic for the tory's during the election, and has a house keeper to chop and peel vegatables.

His first words were 'Home at last', followed by 'ooo' and 'ahh' and 'look at this bed' and 'ooo' and 'gosh' and 'swish' and 'ooo' and 'very posh'. You'll know who he is as he's walking around with his hands on his hips.

House mate #2, Lesley, temp administrator, 19. She's a poser that reminds me of Carolina Hearne. Will tell people if she thinks their a bitch and doesn't get on with others very well. Seems to be a more grown up kitten.

Has her own website and is from huddersfield. She is wearing a nurses outfit and dislikes girls who cry for no reason. Ugly people make her sad. And now she's off to meet derek with her first words being "oh my fucking good".

And the third one is Sam, marketing student, 23. She goes to oxford and is treated like a celebrity and is very intelligent and hates male chauvinists. She believes that girls should be able to sleep around. Flirts with men and women, assertive and rude. If they want to think she's a slag then she doesn't care because she's not.

I have a sneaky feeling that her and lesley won't get on. She apparently worn out all three of her vibrators, and thinks that Christina Ag has revolutioned man kind. She wants to bring out a playboy and fhm for women.

Another one to play with... Maxwell from North London. Maintenance Engineer, 24. He likes having a laugh and messing about, he has opinions but doesn't make sense, ie, "Jesus Loves You Bands" if jesus loves you he wouldn't make you wear one of them! Simple things make him happy, and if he got rid of a bit of the cheek flab he'd be quite a sort. Calls himself a walking stephen hawkin. He has no time for lefties liars or cheats. Doesn't smoke but is bringing in cigerattes for those that do to bribe them.

:ADVERT BREAK:

At the end of tonights show, ANY ONE of the housemates may be unlucky number 13

Vanessa, Business Studies Student, 19. She is a gossip, she bitches, she is two faced, loud, shallow, materialistic, nuts basically. She has a barbie duvet cover on her bed, and is convinced that she can turn any gay man straight. She can't stand dry people who are seem like they have had all their personality sucked out of them by a hoover.

Seems to have made a terrible hair mistake by dying her hair and it looks like it'll be growing back to it's original color in weeks.

Anthony. My mrs reckons hes a cross between Enrique Englesias and Tom Cruise :\

Time to chuck another one in... Antony, 70's dancer, 23. He thinks he shoul be in coz he's a very good lucking lad. If there's a fit bird he predicts that he'll be shagging her. Consett in County Durham, claims that all girls love a dude who can dance. Antony lives with his mum and his grandma dubs him the pony water. The crowd have been milked too much and are now already booing him.

I think he sees himself as the next tom cruise! And as soon as he walked in Lesley was all over him.

Roberto's hot and I'm not even gay

Roberto, Teacher, 32. He thinks his look is a gift and he is lucky. He says he is a half breed neither english nor italian. He's a professional basketball player, wind surfer, a teacher and in the parachute regiment. He certainly looks better now than he did during his interview. He has a touch of the buzz lightyear about him.

The longset he's been without is 2 weeks, and being in BB shoul give him a break. He loves cooking and is a fan of Ready Steady Cook.

Makosi, cardiac nurse, 24. She loves the camera and she's sure the camera will love her. Sometimes it seems like you're going on about yourself but you'd rather talk about you than other people. She dislikes swearers and has a gardener and such like which apparently explains her princess-like qualities.

She was expelled in her final year for playing truant. Was apparently an elephant in a previous life and speaks in her sleep in a non-existant language but would rip someone apparent if they woke her up.

not sure if i hate his hair more or the type of person he represents with craig,

i know though he will be one of my favouriots who i will love to hate.

Craig, hairstylist, 20 and fucking sweary. He's an opinionated person and looks down on people. Thinks anyone can sit there and have kids. Reckons he was born to cut hair and is the best hairdresser and that you should never tell the same lie twice. He's never read a book.

Craig had talked his dad out of coming into the BB house, and they only found out two days ago that Craig had got in! He an Makosi should get along great!

Dislikes swearing? Shell love Craig :D

:ADVERT BREAK:

ANOTHER BASTARD ADVERT.

still too close to call

It's going to be interesting to see Mary come off the drugs while in BB. or watching the aliens wisk her away. coudl be the best BB ever, i think she will be friends with everyone.

MARIE!

Another potential lamb... Mary, Psychic / Writer, 30. Believes she came back to relive in this age. Has experienced alien abduction. Woke up to find a UFO over her head at 4 in the morning as you do. Been abducted 7 times but nowt for the last year and a half.

You'd have to agree, there's something about mary. She has a cape and broomstick to come in with. Apprently from the lost city of atlantis and hates laddy lads who drink beer, nice one Maxwell :D

I think she's using psychic powers to try and open the front door, though she probalby thinks she's going to get abducted again when the voice came from no where... :D

Science, entertainment entrepenaur, 32. He wsa tossing and turning and decided to catch a coach and come to london. Thinks of himself as a rebel of the times. He's fighting for the guy who has to sell big issue, but only if he's not smoking drugs. He looks abit like Outcast lead singer.

He's a cool guy ,innit

His real name is Kieren but he names himself as science as he's brighter than everyone else. He's apparently an icon but hasn't told anyone he's going in...

ANOTHER BASTARD ADVERT.

still too close to call

MARIE!

:haha: :haha:

i like the timing

Penultimate house mate, Saskia, promotions girl, 23. Has the look of a glamour girl, doens't mind burping in front of people. Farting, not on the first date but afterwards. Isn't racist, but hates the bastards. Apparently has the look of a glamour girl but is more of a lad.

She also doesn't like to generalize either, but she still hates all those dirty forgeiners coming in to steal her glamour jobs

has a phobia 'bout dogs. No mirrors in the house then

Well, my moneys on Derek.......... :\

Kemal, Male belly dancer, 19. He loves Eurovision, he's glamourous and all about the drama. Going in in Red as it symbolises his marriage to the house... and is definately dressed like a woman :D

He is a comtemporary muslim and is taking stiletto's in the house. Took five gos to pass his driving test and his favourite film is Sister Act.

Likes a bit of Whoopi

mmmmmmmmmmm.........

methinks Crying Game!

Thats fast typing minxy

Unlucky

:haha: ahh the sarcasm

Makosi has already fucked up, as she is automatically up for eviction. However, whoever gets the most nominations won't be up for public vote. What makes this worse is that BB asked her four times whether she understood this, and she said yes then "Come on public, vote for me"...

This followed by the announcement from BB that she won the housemates a luxury party and she's booging tells us that she don't understand what is going on.

Oh, and my favourite part was...

Why meeeeeee?
Un...Lucky!

Thats fast typing minxy
That'd be coz it was me! not .. erm... Me!

I haven't got E4($) ,what . :((

Well, my moneys on Derek.......... :\


Change my mind already.


Kemal gets my vote...............for now

meh

I'll go for marie and whoopi.

We're been shown a nice shot of the stairs as Saskia walks in on E4, so you're not missing anything just yet...

Uber ,I hate you

I'll go for marie and whoopi.
Marie is someone on this site, Mary is the one whose in the BB house purely for detox purposes. :D

is it sad to watch this thread waiting for updates. think i will have log off now or else i will hate myself in the morning for beign so retarded.

Best catch the end of News at Ten ,then.(showing breaking news on the Jackson trial)

Marie is someone on this site, Mary is the one whose in the BB house purely for detox purposes. :D
she,ll understand,that it was only a jokey.
Won't she?

ooo now you are missing stuff :D

Important Annoucement

All the posts I made this evening since the start of the show were NetniV. He types quicker than me, although not so much as he used to although him staring over my shoulder is not helping my spelling.

Just to clarify.

My head hurts.

Cappy, buy a freeview box. NOW!

Tesco 24 hour will be open!

Uber ,I hate you

Should I rephrase that?

Depends on what you are hating me for, if its my superfast typing, and "overwhelming force", then rephrase it to "Netniv I hate you".

If its coz I have online coverage at my fingertips and am currently indulging in some E4iness and am luring you with thoughts of freeview, then leave it as is.

Because I bear no grudges ,I shall delete it.

Edited by cappy:00:45 :Any reference to either Uber or NetNiv

Mary needs a make up mirror. She is chatting with um... Someone in a dressing gown. I'd make a crap journalist. It might be Saskia. No sign of the gnomes so far...

Playing a truth game...

Makosi reveals she is still a virgin.

Whats whoopi doing?

At 01.48, Big Brother called Makosi into the diary room and re-explained the secret mission to her.

Thank christ for that. It would have fell flat on its arse otherwise.

Then she came out and started playing it properly. Which is nice.

it would have been quite funny though if BB's secret plan of being evil was completely ruined by the contestants general bone headiness, you could just imagine the producers just loosing it up in the studio, and they would have only themselves to blame for picking them

I quite like Saskia and Sam, but I dislike Lesley... who seems to me to just be a slapper in the style of Karen McDonald.

I do like Kemal's entrance, and it should get interesting with various people's likes and dislikes conflicting around the group in a nice spread. That said, I'm disappointed that this morning there is no news on who slept with whom or were since there were only 11 beds but 13 housemates...

Oh, and am I alone in thinking that Mary is actually really nice (with a screw loose maybe - not totally convinced on that one or whether it's an act) and could look stunning if only she hadn't frozen her face in the wind like my mummy always warned.