A friend has just sent me this;

Saskia's superior counting skills have added up to an extra special prize. As a reward for winning yesterday's task, she has been given a secret mission - to become Big Brother.

The lucky task winner will be able to listen in on her Housemates' Diary Room revelations, and ask them questions just like Big Brother.

Big Brother will communicate with Saskia in the toilet where a screen and headphones will be provided for her to view the Diary Room in secret.

The sneaky lass decided to set to work on her mission straight away, summoning possible love interest/close friend Maxwell to the Diary Room and hopping into the loo for a bit of sneaky eavesdropping.

Saskia donned her headphones and, like the best Bond Villain ever, giggled maniacally as a picture of Maxwell flashed up on a secret screen. The cheeky chap was unaware that everything he said would be heard by Saskia.

These are the three questions Saskia had prepared for Maxwell...

1) If you were to stay in the House for the next 11 weeks, which Housemates would you want to stay with and why?

2) If you won the prize money and you had to share it with one Housemate, who would it be?

3) If you had to evict a Housemate for good who would you pick and why?

Careful what you say Maxwell, the walls have ears...


What I don't get is, how is she going to explain her persistent trips to the toilet? Is she going to tell them all she has really bad constipation?

I imagine they will do it in such a fashion so as not to attract attention. Its a bit "bedsit", innit?

she blatantly chose those questions and maxwell to answer them to hear someone kissing her arse

Yes she did. I think it's added up to a slightly more interesting BB though with a few hidden surprises. It's like the Bedsit but better as the housemates are still walking around talking to them... the next level per sae.

I feel that Saskia is lapping up the attention at the moment but knows it will wane towards the end when people have left and they are forced to talk to each other as a group rather than a few little groups. Friendships will be formed (even if they are rather false) with people they previously had little to do with and so vying for her affections could cause a real tension rather than a bit of gameplay, and Maxwell strikes me as the type to give up quickly, particularly because of his low confidence when it comes to women. This means he'll fall back on the reliability of his mates and Saskia will notice. She will either get her considerable arse moving in his direction more often or she will suddenly remember why she's there and try to revive the housemates as a whole.

She strikes me as a bit of a snotty woman, above all the petty gossiping but that's only because there's plenty around. When there's nothing to talk about, I'm sure she'll have something up her sleeve.

absolutely right ,marie.
She's a snotty nosed cow ,who thinks she's lapped up the cream.She (and Maxwell) sits there under her duvet thinking
"arn't we just better than everyone else,it comes natural you know",she'll be naff all once maxwell gets his slimey hands off her (and he gets booted out (next i hope)).

Bhrrhhhhh