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netniV
Jun 23, 2005, 21:17
Well, she's only gone and done it, ain't she. What a plonker!

By not taking part in the task she has nothing but three square meals a day to eat, supplied by the Diary Room Meals on Chairs. As a result of this, how do you think she's gonna cope without her chocolate, biscuits or fizzy drink ?

Big Brother has stated that she won't be able to have any of the luxury food supplied, so I am presuming that the only thing she can drink is water... Will she have the sense to ask what they deem to be part of the luxury food ?

What is it going to do to her happy smilie attitude?

Goat Rider
Jun 24, 2005, 06:19
It will probably consist of a no but yeah but not but it was like yeah but...

No E numbers for this little lady

marie
Jun 24, 2005, 07:41
I watched her eating apple crumble made by Makosi. Does that mean she's failed again?

Maninblack
Jun 24, 2005, 08:16
Let's hope so! But sadly no. The luxury items haven't been delivered yet.
She has now broken 2 of the main BB rules I would have put her up for eviction straight away or given her 2 warnings.

Goat Rider
Jun 26, 2005, 13:15
On the subject of Vanessa theres been something I've been meaning to say but always forgot!

When she wouldn't do the task she made a right big song and dance about it, as soon as Maxwell had to do the task and she saw the bouncy castle and all the jive she was loving it...Just like a big fucking kid.

If I was in the house I would have told her she was a selfish bitch during the task and had no right to be getting on the bouncey castle etc... Good on you big brother sod the bitch I don't feel sorry for her missing on the nice food one bit!

netniV
Jun 26, 2005, 18:27
Further food for thought, or lack thereof... Will the housemates start thinking that Vanessa is stealing the food if it starts to vanish as a combination of the new house playtoys and Makosi's secret mission kicks off ?

Goat Rider
Jun 26, 2005, 18:34
Yeah good thinking Netniv it truely could turn into a nightmare for her, I never thought about it that way...though we can hope it goes how you suggest ;)

But to be honest I don't think any of them other then Derek have the intelligence or the cunning to try turn the tables on Vanessa's little shit stirring with Makosi and Anthony, I'm sure Craig was there when Vanessa told Makosi so he must know the score I hope he spills the beans to Anthony about whats been said!.

I've just realised something, I don't like anyone in the house or any of the previous big brother houses apart from Ahmed and Derek (Imagine those 2 together..Ahmed hates gays oooh) I'm just like a vicious dog who just wants to boot someone out and can't wait for them to get into a little bit of a tussle with the rest haha

Maninblack
Jun 27, 2005, 09:00
On the subject of Vanessa theres been something I've been meaning to say but always forgot!

When she wouldn't do the task she made a right big song and dance about it, as soon as Maxwell had to do the task and she saw the bouncy castle and all the jive she was loving it...Just like a big fucking kid.

But did you notice how quickly her sore ankle got a lot better? Then when it was over she started limping again!

AnthillMob
Jun 27, 2005, 17:23
shetalks like denis waterman character in little britain

sing the theme toon write the theme toon

Spice
Jun 28, 2005, 04:56
I just wish she would stop talking through her nose

Maninblack
Jul 1, 2005, 09:31
She is really getting on my tit's now!!
She lies there in Makosi's bed offering words of 'wisdom' when all she is doing is spouting shite!
Then she has the gall to break down crying because of her basic food punishment.
BB should continue this next week as well, who knows she might lose it altogether and do us all a favour and piss off.
Fat :moo:

hugo-a-gogo
Jul 14, 2005, 23:25
why is this numb fucker still there? do people actualy vote to keep the dullest people alive still in?

netniV
Jul 14, 2005, 23:28
No, they just forget to vote them out. :(

marie
Jul 15, 2005, 01:26
Apart from the big one where all were up, Vanessa hasn't ever been up for eviction.

However this week she is up and maybe now the public will finally get their hands on her.

Maninblack
Jul 15, 2005, 09:23
But don't forget this week it's the Housemates who will decide who goes. If she is up against Orlaith or Eugene I fear one of those will get booted out.
The best scenario we can hope for is she is up against Makosi or Science.

madpinkflamingo
Jul 15, 2005, 09:26
it will be interesting to see if they vote out someone who they see as a threat to them winning while theyve got the chance, rather than someone who poses no threat.

hugo-a-gogo
Jul 15, 2005, 21:15
tee hee

what a rapid change from tears and histrionics to grins and happy waving

Maninblack
Jul 15, 2005, 23:46
My Sky+ recording fucked up so I missed the last part of the inteview still I suppose her 'best bits' must have been the shortest in BB history.

dogbomb
Jul 16, 2005, 02:45
My Sky+ recording fucked up so I missed the last part of the inteview still I suppose her 'best bits' must have been the shortest in BB history.

Pretty much. They were crap. The 'highlight' was that counting task bit in the diary room where she has those huge goggles and the green cagoule on.

:yawn:

netniV
Jul 16, 2005, 08:40
Ah, the rest of it was either her sleeping, yawning or eating. Still, her in the diary room part was funny, I always laugh at that when she says 'was that it ?' as I think that sums her up perfectly :D

The process last night was ace though. Anthony made a mistake in that he voted with his heart more than his head I reckon. If he wants to play the game, he would have voted Makosi out but that would have put a bad light on him. At first I though Kemal's vote for Makosi would be seen in a bad light, and I reckon Makosi won't forget it, though you could say it was because he knew that Vanessa was already upset.

i felt a pang of sorrow when Makosi ran up the steps after Vanessa, but as I couldn't really see her face, I did wonder if she was doing that just for the motion of it.

More and more though, it's science I'm wanting to win, which probably will annoy a lot of people.

marie
Jul 16, 2005, 09:26
I have a very similar view Netniv. I feel that the way they were put on the spot and given only 10 seconds was to make them go with a gut decision rather than a carefully made one. I am not sure if Kemal was trying to prove a point about how consistent he is or simply trying to make Vanessa feel better (I was shouting 'pick Vanessa, it's obvious Makosi is staying don't make it harder for yourself!) and when Makosi ran up the stairs I had a tweak in my stomach too, instantly replaced by 'she did it for the drama'.

The expressions on their faces were fantastic and I'll bet BB twists it up more and more towards the end now.

netniV
Jul 16, 2005, 10:02
Expect a double eviction or a sneaky back door removal again... there's too many people in the house once more by my reckoning...;) 8 people in the house, 4 weeks left, that leaves 5 for the final week...

enourmous david
Jul 16, 2005, 11:07
The HMs were discussing the length of the shom and Craig was adamant that it was on for 1 extra week this year, maybe they only have 1 too many ?

I dont know though, cba to work it out, but I hope there is a double eviction :D

Maninblack
Jul 16, 2005, 13:39
On the first BBLB Dermot was interviewing that twat Mark Frith (editor heat magazine) and he let it slip that there were 13 weeks to go not 11.
But I'm hoping for a 'double bubble' as well.
I'll miss it for 2 weeks as I'll be sunning myself on the shores of the Red Sea!

Toxic
Jul 18, 2005, 14:13
More and more though, it's science I'm wanting to win, which probably will annoy a lot of people.

Yep, I think he has WINNER written on him already. Can't really see any of the others making it, the twats. Science to win, Anthony second.

Shame about Vanessa, quite liked her. Wanted Orlaith to go!

Eertamai
Jul 18, 2005, 14:35
.....At first I though Kemal's vote for Makosi would be seen in a bad light, and I reckon Makosi won't forget it......

Good Lord, she must have been livid inside at that. I'm starting to rate Kamal more and more as this goes on. He's the most entertaining in the diary room, and he would have been a hypocrite if he had gone with the crowd and voted for Vanessa. Good stuff.

Was watching it live last night and Science may have just gone a step too far. I won't say what happened because they'll show it tonight as it was kicking off big time with practicllly everyone involved. Saying that, I'll bet they edit it so he doesn't look so bad. :bombguy:

dogbomb
Jul 18, 2005, 15:26
Yup. Science lost a lot of votes last night. He's pretty much definately going to be up this week.

scotsman77
Jul 18, 2005, 18:15
what did he do?

enourmous david
Jul 19, 2005, 01:49
Yeah, I saw it live last night, but we didnt see the lead up to what happened. I actually think Science was somewhat justified.

Craig hasnt stopped moaning about Science for days on end now, given the choice Id rather see the back of the jealous little prick Craig than Science.

netniV
Jul 23, 2005, 00:24
Gutted. That's all I'll say :(