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seabreeze
Jul 28, 2005, 18:23
Just found this on another board. I couldn`t have put it any better myself.

Take thick. Add some more thick. Thicken it and then double the thickness with extra thick. When it thickens, add a helping of extra-thick thick and then you're just about half way to being even near to approaching how thick Anthony is.

After last night's drinking, throwing up on the carpet, near coma and today's general nastiness, I'm sure some people must be beginning to see the light. I think he should have been made to clean up the mess rather than it stink out the living room, stopping anyone else going in there. Trouble is, he wouldn't have known where to start.I wish he could be shown video of last night, especially the part where he was going on about how he could win.

Anthony has to be one of the most conceited, lazy, spoiled, useless people ever to enter the house.

I've lost count of the amount of times he has said that he doesn't think he'll be nominated "coz basically ah'm quite a good lookin' canny lad like."

He has not once that I can remember, done anything for anyone else and takes it for granted that he will be waited on, hand and foot.

He can't pass a mirror.

He thinks Craig is there to take over where his mum and his gran left off. He accepts the massages, the cooked meals, the beers, ciders, the sandwiches, the cups of tea etc that Craig gives him, as if it's his natural right to be served.

One night Craig mentioned Anthony's having said he'd never switched on an oven before and Anthony went nuts at him."Thanks very much Craig. Now millions of people'll knorrrrr."

He has wanted to show off his dancing 'skills' since going into the house and it was hilarious his having to stand and watch the Science birthday party through the window and miss his one big chance.

When Craig altered the shopping blackboard and included more beer in place of food, Anthony asked Craig if he wanted him to share the blame for the beers and then sat there Sh****ng himself incase Craig accepted the offer. He then said in front of the others that it was 'a selfish and greedy thing to do' just to keep himself in the clear and then proceeded to sit on the beers to keep them all for himself!

Each week, while they've been on basic food budget, he has sat with Craig and had a cooked meal (made by Craig of course) in the middle of the night while everyone was asleep and then during the day accused other HMs of being greedy and taking more than their fair share.

Watch how Anthony behaves at the dining table. He lies across it FFS. He never lifts his arms off it, but bends his head down so far to get to his fork, he'd be as well putting his face right into the plate. He has the manners of a slob. (a really bad mannered one.), chews his food with his mouth open and also speaks with a mouth full of food. Little wonder Derek gives him daggering looks at the table.

He's a self-satisfied, thick, big headed, talentless troll with a face that I'd never get fed up hitting with a spade. GET ANTHONY OUT!

Toxic
Jul 28, 2005, 18:25
He's the best of a bad bunch. :zzz:

netniV
Jul 28, 2005, 18:31
Anthony is pretty useless but he's definately one of the more likeable ones. If you'd re-write that post but remove the drink binging and put craig in with his crying antics, his phsyical abuse (for which I don't believe he's had a warning about yet any other house mate like Science or the tall lanky lad I've forgotten the name of already would have!), and his total psychotic behavour towards a fellow human being for not loving him back.

dogbomb
Jul 28, 2005, 19:21
Sounds like someone has an anti-Anthony campaign running :meh:

Get the fuck over it... Big Brother puts "extremes" in the house. And its edited to make these extremes seem even more extreme. Thats TV folks.

That post could be rewritten for everyone, simply putting their 'quirks' in place of Anthonys.

TEAM EDNA
Jul 28, 2005, 19:30
For the fucker to be a "dancer" is taking the piss he has no rhythm at all.

But fair play that is spot on :)

Eertamai
Jul 29, 2005, 12:29
That top post is a load of wank. They obviously hate the guy and to me he is the least annoying out of the lot.