Have you ever wanted to snap out of a good drunk in about five seconds and spoil your chances for a menage-a-trois as well? Try this foolproof method!

First you need to set up a good drunk and a chance for a menage-a-trois. I reccomend five vodka martinis apiece with a sexy married couple who are rather obviously on the bendy side. It helps if you give them both E and tell them it's ibuprofen.

Then, pile into a cab, whispering suggestive hints about a "nightcap" back at your place while running your hands over their hot little in-heat Armani-clad bodies.

Then realize the cab driver is drunk and crying.

The three of you will be stone cold sober before he hits the first fire hydrant.

Speaking from experience?

NYC the new bubba?

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the cab driver is drunk and crying.

I don't blame him, surrounded by moral dissolution & decay.

....as he is, I mean t type.

I don't blame him, surrounded as he is by moral dissolution & decay.

Tasmania, was it?

"Speaking from experience?"

Why no.

My Ouiji Board told me.

When you say "snap out of a good drunk", do you mean that you were buried inside the taxi driver?

yep, baw deep

Take the batteries out.

yep, baw deep

Oh, I get it. No wonder the taxi driver was crying then...