Citizens of the senate - the question is apposite and simple - "How many idiots (percentagewise) do you think are on the internet at any given time?" You know the type of thing - nerds,weirdos, aggressively defensive under-achievers with 'macho' usernames who swear on messageboards instead of using intellect and detached reason, deviants, tosspots and people who give an airborne fornication about Big Brother and The X Factor? I reckon about 2%. Which is bloody scary actually.

(Note to the 2% - Please keep away from ...Inladrevue (http://www.inlandrevue.moonfruit.com)) !!!

Given that you managed to spell your own username wrong, I wouldn't start baking cupcakes for your "I Am Not An Idiot" party this exact minute.

..and of course pedants who look for spelling mistakes...

I didn't really have to "look" for it. It was just kind of "right there" if you know what I mean.

hmmmm joke character huh. very clever, very droll...

nothing better to do UtterChinrest?

...and those awful bores who overuse quotation marks in a kind of 'Hey! I get the irony me - do YOU?' I Forgot about those.

I do apologise folks - no offence intended. I guess my spelling is even worse than my maths, those percentages - Jeesh! way out... :D

I wonder if dingleberries who try to assert their own superiority by lambasting a perceived subculture of "Oiks" would count towads that percentage.

Rated crap.

accordingly....

What the bollocks is this?