Speccy geek who talks in a stupid voice and is always rambling on about galaxies and shit.

Begs the question - if he wasn't a vegetable, would anyone give a shit what he has to say?

and how do we know he's really saying it, maybe there's a cord on his back that you pull

yer just elous that hes smarter than you and got mentioned on the simpsons

Dude, Hawking is a god. You're just jelous 'cause event horizon theories noggle your boggin!

I still think he was funnier as Davros leader of the daleks.

one point: let's see you get anywhere near finding the unified theory (especially with his physical disabilities; i think it's motor neurone disease, not that youd know what that was)... he's a lot closer than you would ever be! Plus he was on the Simpsons in a v. funny episode, hmm, did his voice thing do the voice, or did they just do any old omputer voice?

Ok mate, point taken, disability humour is not the new rock and roll. You've made me feel suitably guilty for my dalek joke now.And he is the guvnor of all things universey.Sorry Steve.

Stephen Hawkins RoCks!
that's all i have to say

Remove The Hawkman NOW to make way for Bernard fucking Manning lets all pull together with your help we can do it.
Patrick
(Chairman get Bernarnd Manning on the list action group)

He's a fantastic Gangster Rocker too
I loved his album a brief history of Rhyme. Check out www.mchawking.com
Pieman

My parents swear blind he used to work at London life insurance Co in Sutton in the late 70's. If that is the case then I met him back then. OH - and there's nothing wrong with poking fun at disabled people.. whats good for one is good for another, anything else is.. err.. disablist(For want of a better word) T I M M Y !!!

Originally posted by andythepieman
He's a fantastic Gangster Rocker too
I loved his album a brief history of Rhyme. Check out www.mchawking.com
Pieman
Seriously?

after watching a programme about disabled thieves, drug smugglers and a disabled burgler, who swung like a monkey in through someones window and ransacked the house, Im not worrying about taking the piss out of the disabled!!

That is a very good point. All generations have their own taboos and I see elsewhere that sexist and racist comments have rightly been removed. But it is presumably OK to call someone ugly, pig, stupid, f*****, c***, or to refer to a specific disability. Personally I admire Mr. Hawking but if his voice or his wheelchair or his theories annoy you then say so.

No, he does not annoy me! he is a brillant mind and one im sure, will benefit mankind in his way.

Thats the beauty of alternative humour, we can laugh at any cunt even if they are in a wheelchair. He reminds me of Davros, leader of the Daleks. Exterminate Exterminate. He can jump over buses too, just like Evil Kineval used too in the 70's.

rambles on about galexies and shit eh? you knob gobbler. he has more intelligence in his foot than the bed pan that is your skull. sheesh, no wonder poms have the reputation of being a pack of whinging twats.

He's ace. Known to enjoy dancing the horizontal rumba with his nurses too.

By the way, who let the chippy Australians on? Haven't they got their own, far superior, websites to visit? Obviously not, as Australia is a parochial khazi. Avoid at all costs.

Fucking Steven Hawking Is A Fucking Quake Master & All His Shootin's Be Drive-Bys

All that & he's a fekkin heeeead. The fact that he has also managed to stay alive & participate in the very highest levels of science, is a testament to him.

Steven Hawking RAWKS! and that's no lie.

Pardon?

LOL!

Originally posted by joz
Fucking Steven Hawking Is A Fucking Quake Master & All His Shootin's Be Drive-Bys

All that & he's a fekkin heeeead. The fact that he has also managed to stay alive & participate in the very highest levels of science, is a testament to him.

Steven Hawking RAWKS! and that's no lie.

Thats EXACTLY what I was going to say !!!

Yo bro,Don't fuck with the Hawkman, 'cause the Hawkman ain't down with that eye for an eye bullshit.
Fuck that! You take an eye and I'll take your motherfucking head!

http://www.mchawking.com/multimedia.php?page_function=picturez

From Quakemaster by Mc Hawking (a lyrical genius)

Yo! I've been hearing that a bunch of punk bitches
out there are claiming that they got the skillz to go
toe to toe with the Hawkman in the Quake arena.
Ha ha ha. That's some funny shit.
If you meet up with me on a Quake server, I'll shove my
rail gun so far up your ass, It will knock out your teeth!
Check it!

Apparently Stephen Hawking has been having an argument with an American physicist called Burns over the way the universe formed. The argument has been quite heated and recently Burns threatened to slash Hawkings tyres
Pieman

Maybe this Burns motha should check out the Hawkmans site and see what kind of bad ass MC hes dealing before he starts dissing the main man. Hell end up with that mothafuckin chair shoved right up his black hole.

I reckon that Hawking would be more likeley to go for the trundle by shooting and pop a cap in Burns ass
Pieman

Ive been on the Mc Hawking site reading the lyrics and giggling uncontrollably.I havn't seen anything so funny for a long time.

Listen to the songs they're better when the Hawkman sings them
Pieman

Yo!!I AM the Hawkman and I'm going to be keeping a close eye on this page.Any dissing of my Mc or astrophysical abilities (or physical disabilities) will exact a mighty and extreme vengeance. Check it

He's not annoying in any way at all. Overcoming his disability, he's managed to come up with some of the most profoud ideas on the history of the universe and bag off quite a bit to boot. Geezer! Plus he used to be a total piss artist when he was younger apparantely

dont you think as Ricky Gervais pointed out that he a bit affected always talkin' in an american accent?

waaay less anoying than MH - he has written lots of interesting stuff including 2 very good books (which i have) despite his illness

HE ISNT ANNOYING!!!!! hes a genius!!!


BUT HES FUKIN HILLARIOUS!!! HAHAHA, LOOK AT HIM GO, HAHAHA HE CANT MOOOOOOVE, HES SOOOO FUNNY, OHHHH I DO LOVE MY STEVIE, HE REALLY ROCKS!!!!

Are you people who hate him jealous because a disabled guy is smarter than you? Sad.

Originally posted by foxy_girl
Are you people who hate him jealous because a disabled guy is smarter than you? Sad.
chill out!! there just statin what they think, thats what this place is 4!!! dnt 4get that, but STEVIE TOTALLY RULES!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah but still, it looks sad. YOU chill out, he's not a god or anything. LOL.

I thought he invented the universe, surely that makes him a god, or was that Patrick Moore?

hold on now all of you! - In real terms, Stephen Hawking shouldnt really be on this list - I think he is on the list because there's something a little dangerous and hilarious about being allowed to be offensive about someone so badly disabled especialy as in reality he clearly is only physically disabled and who makes 99% of the worlds population look like ITV2 viewers or worse Jade Goody.... he's extraordinarily brilliant, he has probably done something to advance the body of human knowledge (I say probably because I'm too stupid to fathom it) and he has outlived his earliest prognostics by decades possbily by sheer will power and the knowledge that there is work to do. So there is nothing any of us could say that would in any way diminish him. Doesnt mean we can't try though

His wheelchair is a bit shit.Hasnt he ever heard of off road tyres and disc brakes with front suspension. And people call him clever!

true and he cant do a rubik cube either

He is very smart, but his voice is annoying. But always remember he is smart and hes English, which is another weapon we have, and they dont.

It would be a bit of a waste to use him as a weapon though. You'd probably have to strap him to a catapault (like a roman ballisata type device) in order for the combined weight of the Hawkman and his wheelchair to inflict any damage on an advancing enemy.

I guess we could use him for something not sure what though. Anything we are good at or design we always sell them to the highest bidder, I wonder if we will be selling him?

He lives by my mate in Cambridge and nearly knocked her over in that modified hospital bed he buzzes around in.They were coming from opposite sides of a sharp bend and didnt see each other until it was nearly too late.Luckily she sidestepped him and bitchslapped him into submission. All true.Apart from the last sentence.

Perhaps he needs brakes on his viper ?
I also think people in those vehicles need a licence, because they are dangerous to us pedestrians.

I think the Hawkman Would put that incident down to a scientific phenomenon known as gravitational lensing. As you were approaching the corner a fat person (possibly American) may have walked by producing gravational lensing and distortion of oncoming light. This would make the Hawkman and his wheelchair appear to be in a different position in space time and from that the resulting collision may have ensued.

Originally posted by foxy_girl
Yeah but still, it looks sad. YOU chill out, he's not a god or anything. LOL.
OOOOOO HE IS A GOD!!!! OOOO I REALLY DO LOVE HIM, THERES A PICTURE OF HIM IN MY PHYSICS ROOM, AND I JUST SIT ANDS STARE AT HIM ALLLLLL PERIOD!!!!

I really don't find him all that attractive!!!

LOL.

perhaps it says something about indie girls?

I don't know this from personal experience or anything like that but he apparently has an extremely large penis.sad thing is he can't use it!!!

Originally posted by Bazzz
Speccy geek who talks in a stupid voice and is always rambling on about galaxies and shit.

I despair that people like you get the same vote as me.

- Rich