lea earlier : im 36 years of age

richard a bit later : lea, youre 38 years of age

lea : am i fuck im 35

That was the most childish thing I've ever heard a over 30 year old say.
The words spin around in my head ,even now .
"You **** ,*****r , 38? ,im *****ng 35".
What a total trollop ,she is turning out to be.

lea earlier : im 36 years of age

richard a bit later : lea, youre 38 years of age

lea : am i fuck im 35
I noticed this. First rule of lying - decide what you're going to say and stick with it!!

Also when they were all in disagreement she said it`s like being back at school 30 years ago - - er I meant 20 years ago !

She looks at least 45. :fact:

Perhaps Big Brother could carbon date her.

Can you carbon date plastic?

She looks to me about 45, but I read somewhere about someone she went to school with insisting that she is definitely 35. Of course, she might have had a birthday recently to make her 36, and maybe she was forgetting that. When I turned 24, I still occasionally told people by accident I was 23!

I was 37 for nearly 3 years - didn't realise it until I did the maths and realised I was approaching my 40th birthday a couple of months before the event....no big deal - it's just a number

Can you carbon date plastic?
Yes since carbon dating is actually about the half life of the item that has been decaying.

Yeah , but.
I'm pretty sure if you was so obsessed with changing your natural given assets for surgicaly improved ones to 'improve' your looks you would befully aware of how old you are.

Shes three years older than me. The main difference between me and her is that I found sunbeds were a bad idea because a) lying on them bored me rigid, and b) I have the sort of complexion that crisps up in any sort of heat. Accordingly I do not now have skin that has 20 years on my actual age.

I knew a couple of girls back in my late teens early twenties who I was always envious of because they were naturally beautiful, blonde and always seemed to be able to attract great looking blokes without any effort at all. I saw them again about a year ago and they both looked 15 years older than I do, again because of sunbed overuse. (and possibly a heavy speed habit or two). I used to be their joke friend, the one that they took out to look good next to. I find myself curiously unbothered by this fact now.

She must be 41 because she said in a conversation last night (when she forgot herself as she keeps doing) that Linda Lusardi is 5 years older than her and she is 46 so.... unless she's telling more porky pies she is 41.