The State of Susie


Having already ruffled a few feathers, newcomer Susie is set to rile the group up even more as she takes control of the House.

Little do the housemates know that when they wake up, it will be in the State of Susie!

As part of their next task, for the next 48 hours they will be citizens in a land governed by the whims of the golden one - and populated by statues and banners of her. Failure to conform will constitute a rule break. Notch up three and they'll fail the task.


So what are the new laws?

Housemates often like a singsong to keep up morale. But crooners beware! Citizens can only sing Susie's favourite three tracks -- 'Living on a Prayer' by Bon Jovi, 'You're Just Too Good To Be True' by Andy Williams, and 'I Like The Way You Move' by The Bodyrockers.

Fancy a bite in the State of Susie? We hope the housemates aren't fussy as only the finest cuisine preferred by the model can be eaten - lobster, poached salmon, and strawberries - and nothing else! The absence of Glyn's infamous toast concoctions will at least provide some relief.

From her presidential podium in the garden, Susie will oversee various tasks to celebrate her leadership. These include designing flags and parades, shooting a tourist video and composing a national anthem.

The reward for passing the task is a luxury shopping budget for the next week. Failure will mean housemates have to endure basic rations.

God almighty! Whatever next!!!! Ten out of ten for originality, but I can't imagine Grace playing ball with this. Or Nicky, for that matter. They're going to end up on basic rations for next week.

Nikki has already failed this task by badly mouthing the 'Susie chant'. Last night on BBLB it was confirmed that the whole group have already failed this task.

Why bother with it now?!

The housemates wont know they have failed yet till afterwards though.

The housemates wont know they have failed yet till afterwards though.
Ah, ok. Good point - well made.

This is a task that is suited to Richard 100%. It means he is required as part of the game, to do something that he loves doing anyway. This is being a brown nosing weasel. He is taking to it so well, as it gives him the opportunity to fawn away, in the knowledge that no one can really call him up on it as 'he's just trying to pass the task for the good of the group'. Yawn.

It's all great for him, as in his spare time, when he's not patronising someone, Richards likes nothing better, than to snuggle up with a good book inside someone's anus. Perfect.

The bad thing for Susie is this is set to put her on a pedastool that her housemates will want to yank her down from. So far they are setting the group at the rough end of the stick with her only being allowed to nominate and now the State Of Susie task. I just fear that they might continue it on too far if they find some other way of making the golden winner stand out too much.