Thought it would be good for those of us watching the live feed to post any tit bits that we find out, that will never be shown on the C4 show.

1. Last night Pete and Margarine spent an hour making animal/orgasm noises to each other when they were in their (separate) beds.

2. Right now Leah is openly talking to Pete and Nikki about her website and pron movie, sounds like she has spoken to Pete before about this, she knows that people will know about the pron and is fine about it.

Sorry I must have missed something really obvious here and am gonna look like an idiot for saying this but why is Aisylene called Margarine?

a certain moderator can't remember her name so calls her Margarine, I have now got it stuck in my head.

Live feed update, Richard took off his belt and did some rude whipping things with it, then remembered Glynn was there and stopped. Leah: "Pete spanked me proper" (on being spanked by Pete and George)

They seem to be on heat tonight, plastics are sat in the living room bitching.

Ive taken to calling her Ass Line cos its easy to remember

Pete and margarine are on the same bed, Leah is sat on the floor at the end of it, Leah started stroking Pete's knee, he moved her hand away. Cut to plasticks bitching about susy, they were doing this since the live feed re-started and I can't see them stopping anytime soon.

edit: cut back to Pete playing the drums on Margarine's arse

edit again. Grace and Scouse did have sex! Richard was in the bed next to them and heard it. Strangely they have just cut to the adverts, funny that.

a certain moderator can't remember her name so calls her Margarine, I have now got it stuck in my head.

Achshewelly, I know full well what her name is. Its my better half that cant get the hang of it, so I just reinvented her to make it easier on him. It has no bearing on her personality. I actually like her the best out of the girls because shes fairly bloody harmless in the scheme of things. I expect shes full to the brim with polyunsaturates.

Things I have been noticing that you just don't see on channel 4

1. Pete and Margarine are in the beds next to each other and spend a hell of a lot of time talking and generally being silly with each other before they go to sleep.

2. Pete is sleeping in an obviously uncomfortable position (he fidgets a lot trying to get comfortable) because it hides his knob.

3.The person on camera from about 12 o clock onwards fancies Pete. The camera is on him at least 50% of the time from that point on every night.

i call her windowlene for no other reason than thats whats shes called on MSE.

They just opened the store cupboard with the new week's food in it. :haha: Poor bastards.

Pete and Richard are in pink Turkish dancer drag, and Nikki has fucked up her eye makeup. It looks like a 6 year old has done her mascara and she has "spider legs" eyes. Grace is bitching about nikki going "back and forth"

Watching the live feed on my PC tonight as something is definitely going down and it's getting interesting.

"Pete is a Pharaoh tonight" apparently

edit. Margarine is the egyptian queen and Richard and Pete are her servants. All three look fucking awesome.

SCREEEEEEEEM!

They have booze.
My ears now hurt, damn these headphones.

There is also cake and pudding things.

Everybody is loving "Queen Ashleeene" and her "servants" but Grace, who has a face like she is chewing a wasp.

Someone has eaten Nikki's tart that she hid in the fridge for later. The great Tart stealer Witch hunt is on...... :haha: it was Glyn who had hidden it. She has decided to share it with him.

We are so going to see ether Dicky or Petes "winky" tonight, those skirts are dangerously close to dropping at all times.

Richard and Lisa have drunk all the booze.

Grace is telling everyone that mikey "has had a big head ever since joining this house"

She is now in the bathroom crying.

Grace has just launched into massive tirade of bitchiness at poor Mikey who is just sat there like :wtf:

Grace has just launched into massive tirade of bitchiness at poor Mikey who is just sat there like :wtf:

hahaha thats so because they did naughty things and she knows everyone knows.

flicked on. its all kicking off. whats going on?

New Drama!


Some utter bastard has just taken the beer Nikki put under her pillow because she only had one glass of wine.

It was Mikey.

They are trying to placate her but I see her point, in a house that cramped personal space is important, I can see she feels very violated. She is ranting and raving like a loon, but I can see why, she is up for eviction after all and she does think that this could be her last night.

It's the principle of the thing.

Mikey may now be public enemy number 1 when Grace goes. Grace is now trying to justify Mikey's actions by saying that he thought that she was hoarding.

Nikki "it's the fact that he doesnt give a fuck if I leave.....My last fucking beer in this house"

Fucking hell Nikki has bought all the utter bollocks Grace is talking.

Mikey is saying Nikki hid five beers. It was one cock monkey.

She wanted to talk to him, but he is too busy having a go at the other housemates to give her the time of day.

Nikki is calmly trying to tell them what happened, Mikey interrupted her with "so you pulled a tantrum" in a very angry voice. He is now excusing her of hiding beer "on the sly", which is why he took the beer.

He is shouting at her like a raving twatish bully as she walks away.

Mikey has offically fucking lost it.

Going to be watching the live feed at the same time as the C4 show, I will let you know if Mikey gets punched.

He is now sat on the bed next to her as pete has his arms round her, he is still going on about her being "sly"

"Grace would never do that" "you are always trying to be the center of attention"

He is now yelling at her right in her face.
They have cut the sound.

"Sly" "sly" "sly"
"You can't get away with things another person can't do"

Grace is now in her face trying to make out that Mikey is right about the beer and that he was right to have a massive go at her. The pair of them have now fucked Nikki's head right up.

Calm again for now.

Nikki is apologising to him! That's how bad Grace just fucked her head up during their "chat".

We know she over reacts but to have a go at her like that was totally out of order. Pair of fuck wads.

I bet C4 shows her tantrum, part of the bit where he has a go at her, her apology and that's it.

Everything is fine and dandy.
I am off to perv at russell now.

Can I just say that on reflection, being able to see the above un-cut and with no advert breaks just justified my £7.99 alone. Twas the best piece of TV I have seen for ages. K thanks.

Plastiks are all in the bath.

Something is going on with the others, Leah is very upset, I will let you know why when they bring the fucking sound back. I swear to god whoever is in charge of the aeroplane noises should be taken out and shot.

It was just the fight in general that upset Leah. Nikki is in the diary room. Pete is nowhere to be seen, prolly a bit much for him tonight.

Oooo Leah is upset because Pete is upset either with her or the whole group, it's because no one stood up for Nikki in the aforementioned fight.

Hang on, Nikki was moaning that someone had pinched something that was hers???


Errrrrrrr............ Suzies champagne???

Serves herf right the little whining brat.


/Rant over

What was shocking about the whole thing was that after Nikki had calmed down and was willing to talk reasonably (she even mentioned that she was being silly because of the champagne) Mikey just Launched into her in an incredibly nasty way. It was an all out attack that continued for ages It was beyond vicious and cruel. Grace and Mikey then manipulated her in such a way that she felt she was totally to blame for the whole thing and that Mikey did not need to apologise to her for bullying her.

She is at this moment going round and saying sorry for losing it. it has all "escaladed" hehe.

I am looking forward to seeing how channel 4 cut all of this.

Pete is upset because he thinks someone Leah? Margarine? is angry with him.

It was Leah.

They are making their economy shopping list.

One thing is striking me more and more and that's that Susy really has become the "leader". Even Grace has backed off. I don't think it's to do with the State of Susy thing. She is also a lot more interesting than I first thought as well.

They have given Lisa fags, they prolly thought it was enough entertainment watching her go mental yesterday without them.

Last time I posted they were going on about Toilet Roll, they still are now.

Oooh A propper tit bit.

Pete just told margarine he had "only ever been with two girls", but did not want to say more because of the cameras

Keep up the good work Fool`s, am enjoying reading all of this. Can`t wait for tonight :)

Thanks seabreeze :D I will let you know when anything happens.

Hang on as I was typing they turned the crowd noises on. Have people started gathering outside already?

One thing that is pissing me off is that at night when they say something about their family and friends they turn the sound off, which is fair enough, but during the day it gets switched off at the first mention of sex. Which is exactly why "some" people are watching it.

Grace is moping and generally looking exactly like a pug.

Grace is packing her bags, it is a sweet sweet sight. Imogen is with them now, which is interesting because she has spent most of the day hanging with Leah Susy, Pete and Margarine.

Nikki is in one of her stroppy moods again and is whinging about something. The others are all sat round the table having a meal.

The live feed is massively lagging, so I can't tell you what's happening right now.

Live feed is now at the point where that fucking Jimmy Car show started.

Nicki is in shock she is just sat there with her mouth open.

Grace is trying to keep her dignity.

This is going to be "interesting" with the lag, I want to tell you the housemates reaction to her boos but the live feed is now 20 min's behind :\

She heard the Get Grace Out again.

Live feed update

Grace threw water over Susy and openly called Ashleene a moose
Susy is showing remarkable dignity.

Lisa and Imogen were egging grace on when it happened I heard "Go for it" from both of them

Apparently the three of them planned the whole thing as they were heardf whispering to eachother on the sofa before it happened. Ashleene is very very pissed off, as is Richard, Pete and Leah.

They are focused on Mikey and Imogen. Imogen just said that Grace planned it with Lisa.

Nikki may now have officially joined the plastics.

Mikey is trying to justify what Grace did. The others are having none of it.

Oh that Grace is a fucking cunt

I wish someone had thrown something over her so she looked like shit before she went out.

I want to rip her hair out and dig my nails into her eyes

The viscious little bitch

Lisa Vs Ahleene! fight! fight! fight!

Susy is calming them down.

Lisa had a go at Richard and done a comedy storming off, and has been called to the diary room.

Bollocks! no sound.

Everyone has calmed down. I don't know what will happen when Lisa gets out of the diary room and I think Leah and Glyn stayed in the kitchen during the big fight in the bedroom.

No Sound.

Well Lisas just sealed her own fate, as soon as she goes up. Mikey too. Demolition....

Mikey is telling Ashleene and Leah to "forget about it" He seem s abut on edge for some reason :haha:

Susy Is acting with wonderful dignity. I really admire her right now,

Pete is beat boxing again. All is well

Lisa still in the diary room

I heard Richard say something about Lisa throwing the pink bike across the room.(does he mean Lisa threw Leah?)

Ash feels bad for the way she got all confrontational with Grace. They all respect her for it and say she has no need to say sorry.

Lisa is out and calm. She is making her peace with Susy.

Glyn is upset, I think he is being comforted. By Oilys I suspect.

Lisa is trying to make her Peace with Richard.

Glyn is being comforted by the group, especially by Susy. Susy is explaining how she feels about how everyone knew she nominated Grace. It was "unfortunate" apparently.

Susy just did a big calming speech. I hope they show it.

Yay! Starting on the big TV now!
Bugger, there seems to be a 30 second time difference between the two, I was hoping to listen to the live feed and watch the tv as the sound is better.

They are sat there doing nothing, they have asked for booze. I suspect they are going to get it.

Lisa has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp right now. :haha:

Ashleene is scared about how hate filled Lisa is, and feels bad about joining in during the aftermath.

E4 add break, back to my post.

:haha: no sound.

Ashleene and Susy are really showing themselves in a good light, as is Leah, but I don't think I have ever seen Ash and Susy behave with this much dignity before, Ash genuinely feels bad for fighting in front of Glyn for a start.

Nikki is still in shock.

Comedy moment: Nikki is chasing a fly round the house and swatting at it with a towel.

Lisa is giving the three "women" in thhe house evils. Leah is watching her like a hawk.

I think the boys are putting on makeup.

the women are now discussing what being called a moose means.

Lisa is bitching about ash to Pete, Pete is looking shit scared of her, but has just told her straight that she was being the aggressor. There was a comedy Lisa impression from him as he was doing it. She has now started bitching about Richard.
:haha: "I am not fucking agreesive"

Thanks for the updates Fool's, keep em coming.

Richard and Pete are having a chat

Nikki is doing her "I'm stil here" dance round the living room

edit: Leah has now joined them and is lying on top of pete.

Advert break.

Glyn and Mikey are chatting, he had no clue Grace was going to kick off. He still can't see how badly she acted. Fucking muppet.

Richard is going to tell Lisa to stay away from him from now on.

Glyn and Mikey have made a brew for everyone. Awwww.

How many other people have E4/The live feed btw? Also how many people are reading this thread?

This thread is bringing my post count up to greasy's level and I am wondering if I seem like a bit of a nutter for doing this

They (the nice group) are planning a party with silly games.

Lisa is in the bathroom with nikki bitching and generally being a twat. All Nikki wants to do is fix up her hair and do her teeth. Nikki is trying to do a perk up lisa speech but her heart ain't in it. hehe she is really struggling.

Nikki is now stoking the Richard/Lisa fire.

Lisa did throw the bike!

Nikki is trying to explain why people are intimidated by Lisa without getting he arse kicked.

Random update:
The doors have opened and everyone but Lisa is getting on well.

Lisa just came out of the bathroom, she is been treated with difference. One more blow up from her and I can see her being sent to Coventry.

Nikki is on strong tablets and it sounds like she has some serious digestive problems.

How many other people have E4/The live feed btw? Also how many people are reading this thread?

This thread is bringing my post count up to greasy's level and I am wondering if I seem like a bit of a nutter for doing this
I quite often go and read the live update thread on channel 4's forums, but I get very irritated by a lot of the posters there, this seems like much more peaceful reading.

:D thanks dave

Nothing interesting has been happening, Ash and Imogen have been making their peace.

I think they are starting to drop all this golden bollocks, because Susy is moving into the main bedroom tonight.

They have given her her case.

She is unpacking her case with accompanying squeals from Ash and Leah. She does have some wonderful stuff though.

How many other people have E4/The live feed btw? Also how many people are reading this thread?

This thread is bringing my post count up to greasy's level and I am wondering if I seem like a bit of a nutter for doing this

I'm loving this thread (wish i'd got live feed now) so keep it coming!

Oooooo Pete and Nikki are having a good heart to heart talk and they are stood up literally wrapped around each other. The only way the could get any closer would be if they were to.......

Thanks Harmonica Man :D
I do now realise that I can't go to bed till Nikki and Pete are asleep. I am wondering if they are going to get ti together tonight *crosses fingers*

Bugger! Leah just interrupted them.

Back to holding each other. Huzzah!

Imogen just openly called the "nice" group freaks in front of all the plastics, and Glyn. Bitch!

Not much to report.

Lisa is planning on making burgers for a BBQ

The atmosphere in the house is the most chilled out I have ever seen

Imogen and Niki are doing step exercises.
Imogen is doing them with only her swimming costume for support. The camera has been focused on her breasts as they have bounced up and down for the last 5 mins.

loving this thread fools, good work. you \m/

:D

Susy and Richard are having a chat about fashion, that's all they have really being focusing in in a while, I suspect it's because everyone else is sunbathing.

We are due some kind of task/party today. I would guess that they are going to give them booze and or a BBQ at some point today.

Imogen thinks she has "two more months left of this shit" Try two weeks sweetheart.

Imogen seems to have filled Grace's Uber-bitch space nicely. I have never seen her act this bitchy before, it's basically been constant bitchbitchbitch from her since Grace left. She has turned into an old mother hen, pecking away all the time.

I don't like the way Glyn is being manipulated by the remaining plastics, they obviously want him on their "side" because of nominations. Glyn now seems like that kid at school that has been "allowed" to hang out with the in-crowd at school because he's smart and they need their homework doing. He has no clue what they are doing.
It was happening last night and it's happening right now. I will be watching this one closely. *squints eyes at plastics*

They are preparing for a BBQ party tonight btw, Ahleeeene is really pissed off at someone, I am assuming Lisa. I predict an actual fight.

:haha: Pete was just talking about his dog/cat to leah in a very animated way. Not sure quite how he managed to get burying his head in the oilys into that one, but he did. The man's a genius.

Pete was just saying how lovely Nikki is I think, I think he may also have been bitching a bit about Imogen, I say I think because the sound kept fucking up.

Glyn's conversion to the dark side of the house continues.....

bugger I went out and came back to something happening, they are all being called into the diary room one by one for something, the sound is being shitty so I can't tell what. I think it's something to do with eating something when they are in there.

There is something in the garden, it's a Tall silver box with a plastic bit on top with tubes coming off it called the "Smell-O-Meter". I think everything is being explained to them in the diary room and they are not allowed to talk about it. The sound is crap again, I think it's deliberate.

Glyn is sniffing right now.

Ah....


Have you ever wondered what the housemates' breath smells like? No, nor have we, but we're about to find out.

The group's smelling skills will be put to the test in today's Death Breath task, which promises to be as unsavoury as it sounds.

The housemates will be called to the Diary Room one-by-one to eat a specially prepared plat du jour. They must then return to the garden for a breath test, by breathing into the Smell-O-Meter.
Story continues below

The rest of the housemates will wear the masks attached to the Smell-o-Meter and smell each housemate's breath. The group will collectively decide what they think the housemate has just eaten, writing down the answer on a blackboard.

If the guys manage seven out of 10 correct answers they'll win a luxury party tonight. 'Woohoo!' you may think. But with this lot's recent record in tasks, don't hold your breath...

He is breathing into the machine.

this is great fool's, please keep it up

I've never watched any bb, but I feel like I have been and can converse with people who do

:D thanks Mnem, if anyone asks then tell them you fancy Pete and it's not because he has one of the biggest "winkys" on the planet, honest. Also Leah's breasts are known as the "oilys"

What they have to do is have one housemate breath into the machine after going into the diary room to eat something and have the others guess what they have eaten. They need to get 7/10 right and then they get a party.

Good thing is that they will find out the answer right after the game for change.
Shit boring game but if they fail then the fight is going to be hilarious. Especially if they have got the corn beef/black pudding/offal one wrong because there was quite a heated debate over it.

Aw shit, Mikey the big twat may have just told them what he had after it was written down. I bet they don't count his because of it.

what was really weird was when I had a look at the vid of get grace out from a link on here, the voices sunded not at all what I expected

Imogen is just sat there watching them, like the Queen Bee and with a mardy face on. :twat:

what was really weird was when I had a look at the vid of get grace out from a link on here, the voices sunded not at all what I expected

The accents:

Pete, Brighton geezer
Ashleeene. London "rude girl"
Susy, posh
Mikey, high pitched scouse
Leah, brash leeds
Lisa, very very skally manc
Glyn, very Welsh
Imogen, posh welsh
Nikki, whining middlesex
Richard, Gay Canadian, sounds a bit like Lloyd Grossman (or however you spell it)

They have taken their answers to the diary room.

Sounds like they have failed.

Results about to be announced!

fucking sound, They are giving them the results, but it's hart to tell if they are failing or passing.

They Passed!!!

Imogen and Mikey are openly flirting and playing a silly game with each other.

"air is water anyway" thanks for that Glyn

Imogen and Niki are doing step exercises.
Imogen is doing them with only her swimming costume for support. The camera has been focused on her breasts as they have bounced up and down for the last 5 mins.
I do hope you have a video of that for me :D

Unfortunaly that was shown only on the live internet show, sorry.

They are getting ready for their party.

Party has yet to start, I am hoping it does start after the Russel show.

Doors are open, Big Brother has set up a table full of Booze. It looks quite classy. There are nibbles as well.

I think they gave them music.
No sound.

The boys are all jumping up and down like lunatics.

No sound

There is now sound it looks fun, but C4 BB is showing everything uncut which makes a nice change.

Just to clarify the timeline in here.
The C4 show being shown now is the eviction, which I wrote about last night.
They will show the party I am watching now on C4 tomorrow night.

Back to the party, everyone is getting along.

Big Brother has given them more wine.

Imogen is bitching and saying its a crap party. :twat:

:haha:
Leah: "it's a really good atmosphere in here tonight" *shouts of agreement*
Imogen: Face like she is chewing a wasp.

Ashleene and Leah are pointing out that the men in the house are "boys" and can't see how they are being manipulated.
They have a point

They are all pissed off because they were given one beer one glass of wine and one song, that's it.

They are playing more music, I am wondering if they have cut the sound again because of broadcast rights over the music or something legal like that.

:haha: "horse face grace"

The nice group are confessing to each other what they have said in the diary room about each other. They are all taking it well, and with good humour.

Oh god poor Glyn, I think he is a fully converted Plastic now.

They are all in the living room now, Nikki and Pete are looking very "cosy" tonight again.

Sorry my updates have been boring tonight, but there has been no drama yet.

It's just one great big love in tonight, which is lovely to watch but very difficult to describe, tomorrows show will be boring as fuck I am afraid.

They are playing more music, I am wondering if they have cut the sound again because of broadcast rights over the music or something legal like that.


Yes, well, the financial aspects of. They have to pay money every time a copyrighted piece of music is broadcast, which is why they tend to only use musical footage in the highlights show, and cut it out in the live feed. I think that also occurs if a housemate sings a song lyric. I remember Dermot commenting on someone (might have been Barrymore in celeb BB, but then I might have imagined it) singing so much they were costing them a fortune in fees.

Lazy Sunday, not much happening from what I have seen. Last few days have been pretty chilled. I can see BB organizing something for tonight cos other than that poo gate stuff there won't be anything interesting to show.

Glyn is now a plastic, I have seen him sitting around bitching with them a few times now. All he needs to do to blow his chance of winning is to defend Imogen or Lisa over something once and he's lost the public's lurve.

Bugger, I missed a party. The played name that tune and were given a BBQ with a few jugs of Pimms this afternoon. Reason they ain't doing bugger all is that they are all still half pissed and sleepy.

They are dancing again, no sound.
imogen and scouse twat are dancing in a flirty way.

Pete has been asleep for ages, apparently he has been very down all day. Hope he's ok.

They have been given wine

They are all sat in the living room, the girls are discussing which of the boys are good looking and what age men they prefer. The boys (apart from Richard who is joining in) are looking a bit fox in headlamps about it all.

They are now talking about how guys over 30 are good in bed, in great detail.
Richard: "sorry guys"
*Cue very very nervous laughter*
Glyn is now crimson.
Richard is asking him if he likes older women.
Poor bastard.

Everyone is sat round in the living room having a nice chat.
Leah and Pete were outside having a cuddle, Leah was behind him and he could not see her face, she was holding him like she loved him and looked very sad.
Glyn and Ashleeene joined them and now Pete is playing the barbecue like it's drums.

oooooh
Glyn, Leah and Ash are all lying on the grass. Glyn just leaned over and kissed them both.
Ash just asked him to "play with my hair"
He bottled it.

Glyn wants to talk to Pete in private.
Lisa went all staker on Glyn.

Aww Glyn wants to talk about groups, and that he is still Pete's mate and he has noticed that Pete is feeling down. He thinks that Pete (and himself) are feeling alienated by Richard and Susy's conversations. Pete is being quite neutral and cagey. He "would prefer to talk about politics than supermodels or who someone has shagged" (I think he was trying not to say bitching here) Glyn is worried about Pete, Pete says it's because he has not getting enough sleep is all.

Pete is talking about his twitches. Aparrantly grabbing people is a big part of it, but he has been trying to hold that one in.

The Lads are talking about sex and wanking.
Glyn has had a sly wank in the house. "for a minute and a half"
Pete has not had sex in a year.

Richard and Scouse twat have been having a good conversation, if twat has any heart at all he might change his mind about Richard being in-genuine.

Brief Update:-

Lisa and Mikey have spent a while ripping into Margarine. Mikey had a mild moment of insecurity when he pondered whether Grace would be out with lads now shes not in the house, and asked Lisa if she (Grace) had ever talked about him. Lisa said she had just said that she liked him.

Glyn has just cleaned his teeth. That is all.

:haha: they got woken by some horrible pan-pipe ship horn thing.

The horn did not work, so they are now playing loud barking metal dogs sounds, Glyn is still sparked.
They have just woken him up

Ashleeeene has just been explaining to Pete that she has been dreaming about trains. Nether of them seemed to know what the Freudian meaning of this is. hehe

It has just occurred to me that Ashleeene with no make up on when she has just woken up in the morning under the bedroom lights does look dog rough, but right now outside fully awake with no make up on she don't look that bad.

Nominations are going on in 15 mins

NEWS FLASH!


They are making them stand up in front of everyone and "state the name of the rule breaker that they wish to face the public vote" I am assuming the rule breakers don't get to vote.

no! only the rule breakers got to vote and they could only vote for a fellow rule breaker.
Nikki got the most nominations.

no!

They are also calling the non rule breakers to the diary room.

Nikki is up for eviction and the non-rule breakers have to nominate another 2.

So Nikki is up for definite.

Nikki has panda eyes.





:haha:

edit: "VIRUS DATABASE HAS BEEN UPDATED *BINGABINGABONG*", that'll teach me for having my headphones on full blast. Fucking Ow!

Have they all voted yet? Turns over to the live feed...

Only a few of them have voted so far, it won't take long because only half of them will be voting properly this week.

Nikki has been sat there stunned and quiet since she was nominated, I think she was actually trying to retain her dignity for once. She is currently being cuddled by Leah and desperately trying to hold back the tears and failing.

I should be feeling sorry for her, but it's just too funny. Schadenfreude I believe is the word I am looking for here.

They have all nominated now, waiting for the results.....tbc

I can`t decided who I want to go this week. There`s so many I don`t like......Sits waiting for results of who is nominated to cut my choices down

The sound has been off for 5 mins and the cameras are focused onto the garden. I think we may find out what's going on on the website first.

I don't think they have been told. Lisa looks close to tears right now though.

Ashleene and imogen are snapping at each other. If they don't tell them soon they are going to crack.

Nikki is up for eviction again but not sure who is with her yet

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=1736&articleMask=1

This how they did the voted


Glyn: Nikki
Imogen: Lea
Lea: Imogen
Lisa: Nikki
Nikki: Lisa

The other housemates voted in private, but weren't allowed to vote Nikki - so the 2 of more with the most votes from everyone else will be up against Nikki.

So nobody voted for Glyn? I'm surprised the daft git didn't vote for himself.

Oi! You lot! Out! :D

It was Lisa that made the casting vote. If she had voted for glyn then all of the rule-breakers would have been up for eviction fair and square. Everybody else was playing this game, but the horrible little manc twat decided to try and save her own hide instead.

Nikki is not happy with her.

Random crap moved out, please leave this thread free for live feed posting.

I think that there might actually be something genuinely wrong with Nikki, we know that she has some very nasty problems with her digestive system and she is on strong tablets for it, but this feeling cold all the time does appear to be genuine as well. She is currently wrapped in a big coat holding a hot water bottle, everyone else is in t-shirts. This ain't quite right. She reminds me of when children bitch and moan about a scrape on their knee, but won't tell anyone if they have broken their arm.

Pete's bright red trouser/socks/chair combo is making my eye's hurt.

Leah is having a bath Suzy is sat on the edge talking to her, Lisa and Imogen are bitching to each other in the bedroom (no sound, so no tit bits as of yet). Nikki has joined S and L in the bathroom. Pete is in the garden playing his makeshift drum kit.

Imogen has the most evil bitter face on her right now, she wants a bath but I think there is a cue for it. Queen Imogen obviously thinks she has some god given right to have a bath when she wants one.

Glyn is going to give Leah a massage. Pete's drumming is doing my head in. God knows how the other housemates are feeling about it.

Nikki is packing her bags!

This isn't an attention seeking thing like before and they all know it, there is no tantrum or hissy fit involved. She just can't go through another week up for eviction. The others are trying to persuade her not to go.

I think she might actually go tonight.

They are telling her that she will kick herself once she gets out and realises that people love her, and that she will always be known as "the girl who quit big brother" She ain't buying it.

They may be changing her mind. I am very surprised at how calm and rational she is being. Richard is being incredibly supportive during this as is Leah. Suzy is chipping in and Pete is just silently watching and listening. The plastics are nowhere to be seen.

She has finiished cleaning her hands and has started packing again.
I don't think it's just the nominations, it's also the cold.

The plastics are discussing Nikki, they "don't know what to say to her now" (Imogen)

Lisa feels that she is in no way responsible for this.

Not transcribing anything else the plastics have to say right now, I can't be arsed with the twats at the moment. All they do is bitch and moan, the only fun they seem to have is when someone else is upset or they are taking the piss out of someone.

Ashleeene thinks this is "all orchestrated"

I disagree.

Nikki was having a deep think, she has decided to stay till friday.

She is still genuinely mortified about being up for eviction again, she is sat quietly on her own in the bedroom having a think. This is not "normal" Nikki, I really do think she has had enough.

Glyn is talking to nikki, I think he is trying not to use the phrase "crying wolf"

Still Sleeping, nothing to report.

Just a lil somthin' somthin' for people who are reading this thread.

Pete's band's vid (http://www.medicinefilms.com/player.php?clip_id=186214)
Pete's eye bleeding myspace (http://www.myspace.com/daddyfantasticishere)

Still sleeping, no wake up alarm yet. Pete just turned over in bed, this is the most interesting thing that has happened so far. If they are 20 min's behind us in time then I predict a wake up call at 10:20 (our time)

details woman! what side are they sleeping on? mouth open or closed?

They all seem to be buried under the covers.

No!
Imogen, pete and Lisa are up!
There is no sound so I am assuming the alarm is going off.

Everyone is awake,

The plastics are doing a big happy jumping dance in the middle of the bedroom. I think BB is playing them music. Pete has joined them. Think it's stopped now.

Girls are having a natter
Boys are doing exercises. The latter is quite the treat from where I am sitting.

Scouse is asking Pete and Glynn "who you like best out of all the girls"
Glyn: "Leah"
Pete: "Susy"
They have both gone red, Glyn may be about to melt.
Scouse "ain't saying"

Glyn wants to take Leah to the cinema and then to pizza hut.

Someone has fucked up Glyn's hair cut. He has a "huge square at the back of my head" he does an all :D

The task might be something to do with modeling

Task is starting :D

It's a fashion show

Richard is reading out the task, accompanied by choppy sound.

Starts at 6pm. 6:20pm our time.

There will be a photo shoot and a catwalk show.

Prize is a big party.

Big Brother is providing costumes.

they have been given make up, wigs, and accessories. I am willing to stake my reputation on the boys being put in drag. Pete definitely is because he has a long ginger wig.

Didn`t they do this last year as well?

two theories the housemates have about what costumes they will get. 1. pvc outfits 2. 1960's outfits.

Imogen is having the time of her life, the look on her face as she struts up and down the catwalk says it all.
I wish to punch her, hard.

They are being gathered round the dining table.
Glyn has a face mask on.
Pete looks just like my friend Amanda when we were 10.
Nikki is bringing a big white box out of the diary room, there is not much in it.
They have to be in pairs for the posing part of the task.
The box contains cameras, but no costumes.

They have just been given 30 min's to get ready.

My Dyson is calling me.

Good lord that man has a big willy.

Good lord that man has a big willy.
WHO WHO WHO.............more details required

Pete is either wearing hot pants or very tight black Y fronts btw.

:haha: All the camera is focusing on is Pete at the moment.
I posted a link to pete getting his snake out in the pete thread btw.

Pete sideways in hot pants is a helluva site.

I know I shouldn't dwell, but it's kind of difficult when the camera keeps focusing on the shorts like an old letch to breasts.

Costumes!

Mikey has a bright yellow dress with matching shoes.
Leah has a cardboard box
Glyn has something stripy
Can't tell what the others have yet.

Full list:

Ashleene, 1960s black and white dress and hat
Pete, brown suit, kind of fop like
Richard, big hat big coat and a disappointed look in his face cos he wanted to be in drag
Imogen, ballerina
Mikey, correction its an all in one loose pvc catsuit and white heels.
Lisa, hideous blue dress.
Glyn, Frenchman
Leah, cardboard box
Suzy, balloons
Nikki, Ladybird

You didn't miss deal or no deal to watch all this, did you fools?

Richard looks a fucking mess

I would rather stab my own eyes out than watch Noel Edmonds ever again.

I'm trying to picture Leah wearing a cardboard box. It's not a pleasant thought.

Jesus fucking Christ someone tell Imogen to stop being such a fucking Diva. I swear to god......

I'm trying to picture Leah wearing a cardboard box. It's not a pleasant thought.
I`m sure it`s better than the pieces of cloth she tries to cover her boobs with

nominations coming up in 5 mins

Nominations:

Nikki
Imogen
Lisa
Mikey

The Girls are waxing Pete's legs, I have No Idea why.

"I'm not gonna wear this on national television" Glyn on the Tu-tu
"is there a time you would wear it?" Suzy

Housemates have been told to gather in the bathroom

There is a table with snacks and booze on it in the living room, and huge photos up all over the place, I think the photos are the ones they all took earlier.
Music is being played.
They have not been let into the garden yet.

Did pete just flash then? he un-zipped his fly for some reason and then they cut to someone else. I would like to know what music they are playing

Still dancin' Richard finally got a proper wig on, they look ratarsed.

Why was pete putting his trousers back on then?

They really are very drunk.

Advert break update:
Still drunk, they had champagne and hardly any food so I think it's gone to their heads

Awww Ashleeeene was doing some very funny impressions of the plastics in front of them, aforementioned plastics with no sense of humor were not happy about it. Twats.

Pete won't sleep with someone if he hasn't known them really well for over a year.

Glyn has snapped at Ashleeeene and is very pissed off at her over the impression.

Lisa and Nikki have made up.

Housemates are awake.

Yet again there are some nice shots of Imogen and Nikki's boobs bouncing up and down as they do step exercises.

Russel and co fucked up big time on BBBM last night.

Ashleeeene was outside last night when she heard someone shouting "we hate her the whole world hates her, let's get her out." I watched BBBM last night and I do remember someone saying that. Someone must have left a door open or something. Doh.

Task is being set up.

Glyn is rolling around on the bed in agony clutching at his balls. Lisa is apologizing to him.

Task today is some kind of majorettes thing, sound is shite so I can't tell properly.
There is a routine, they have to march and Glyn has a baton Someone has to be a drummer.

"Housemates must work together as a synchronized dance troop."

:haha::haha::haha:
They all have to wear tiny red spandex dresses (at all times). Pete prolly shouldn't be adusting himself wearing the matching Lycra panties that accompany them in the mirror like that.

:haha: again.

They are practicing the dance routine and are all desperately trying not to piss themselves with laughter at how silly the boys all look.

Ashleene and Richard are having a talk about the other housemates, I say talk because it's not quite bitching, they are just discussing the other housemates quite reasonably. For example Nikki has been saying some very silly things regarding Pete, "I don't know how he is going to cope if I leave" being one of them. They are also sick to death of her being so negative all the time.

Fools, have you got any insider info on why there's two shows tonight?

There is suposed to be a new housemate joining on a wednesday. They have not been told what the reward for passing the test is this week, so it's probbaly a housemate.

Holy shit! I have news! going to create a new thread now for you

:no: Glyn and Mikey, you can't make tight spandex mini dresses look manly however hard you try.

They have been locked inside the house.

hehe bblb picked up on the crotch adjustment thing.

They are practicing, Glyn is in a strop.

Even Lisa has started to pull Glyn up on his mood swings now.

Update:
15:00 till now
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They are desperate to pass this one.

They can hear big brother's big mouth over the wall.
Funny how that was not mentioned on the C4 show. They normally cut the sound when they start discussing it, but that's twice today they have fucked up and let us hear what is really going on.

Leah is crying, My gut feeling is that it's because she cant to the routine, and by can't I mean that it's not physically possible for leah to do the moves cos of the oilys getting in the way, bit cruel getting her to do it if you ask me.

:haha: Leah is upset because she heard BBBM talking about her, she miss-heard Russel's get her out so she can be with me speech and thinks that they hate her.

hehe, they were all chilling out doing what they do in the evening, apart from Pete who was putting fake tan on his Gentleman's area/arse in the shower when the marching music started (this is the part of the task where they have to march around the house). No one but ashleeeeene knows this. He is currently being bear hugged by Leah when it's obvious all he wants to do is get back in the shower before his balls turn orange.

All they have done all day is practice the majorettes thing. Wish I had more to report but they are just that desperate to pass this test.

Glyn looks in his element giving Leah a massage. Mikey looks like he`s got a big package :P

How her breasts are not falling out of that dress I will never know.

:D