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Unregistered
Oct 21, 2002, 08:11
Guilt by association.

colin lekont
Oct 21, 2002, 08:38
What chance has the little brat in life being spawn from parents that derive from the ape family, the little cunt will surely grwo up to be a PRICK!

Rayana
Oct 21, 2002, 10:42
He already is an annoying prick, although that's his parents fault. Tattoos of his name, getting his name sewn into every item of clothing they own, spending ridiculous amounts of money on ridiculous things for him (parties, cars, etc). He can only get worse, I fear.

colin lekont
Oct 21, 2002, 10:56
Not only is it bad enough that we are subjected to the over hype from his bland parents, I mean the fuckin dough his old man gets for a round bit of leather about for wearing headbands, skirts and you cant say his the life and sole of the party (are we sure we want anymore of this family coming into the world) and the mother(if you can call it that) has the brains of that minger slapper Jade! but now we are in for a double headfuck with the new brat Romeo(what fucking name is that) is all that goes in the world not as important than when one of the Beckhams brats takes its first dump. Lets hope it goes to a good comprhensive school and gets good wedgings and chicken runs!

jel-boy
Dec 13, 2002, 13:12
dont pick on a toddler!
its being brought up by a couple of zeros

Denise7609
Dec 14, 2002, 19:21
We can't pick our parents. Run Brookland RUN!

ILoveMC
Dec 15, 2002, 15:12
Don't be so nasty! He's only three years old! I dont like his parents but to pick on a three year old child is horrible!

James Beattie i
Jan 21, 2003, 12:16
exactly 3 years old and we already hate the lil prick'

Evacuate
Jan 21, 2003, 15:55
Probably a millionaire already the little twat !

Let's hope he soon gets a tricycle and does to his mam what Damien does in The Omen !!

jel-boy
Jan 21, 2003, 17:56
your a bunch of losers picking on a todler, the biggest prick is the one that started the thread. Hes 3yrs old for fucks sake get a life!

Evacuate
Jan 21, 2003, 21:32
Yeah as if we'd harm a hair on head in real life..lighten up,it's not fuckin serious for gods sake !

Evacuate
Jan 21, 2003, 21:46
On his head i meant to say.

King_Bob
Jan 22, 2003, 15:38
Originally posted by jel-boy
your a bunch of losers picking on a todler, the biggest prick is the one that started the thread. Hes 3yrs old for fucks sake get a life!

The biggest prick is his dad, and no I'm not referring to his sexual organs...

Kormiic
Feb 26, 2003, 11:00
Is he even old enough to annoy us yet?

ZsaZsa
Feb 26, 2003, 17:25
the inclusion of Brooklyn Beckham is ridiculous. He is an innocent. remove him immediately. Nicholas bloddy Parsons isnt on this list!

The Jarvmeister
Feb 26, 2003, 17:50
Originally posted by ZsaZsa
the inclusion of Brooklyn Beckham is ridiculous. He is an innocent. remove him immediately. Nicholas bloddy Parsons isnt on this list!
You're right, he shouldn't be here. But I'll tell you who should, those 2 bastards on that fucking Direct Line car insurance advert. You know, the one where he's meeting her at the station and she's all concerned about him cos he crashed the car while she was away, but it's alright cos Direct Line had the car fixed. And valeted, cos he's a bit messy is our lad? Bless him. Remember The Godfather? When Sonny gets wasted by a hail of bullets on that bridge? Or even better, Bonnie and Clyde when their car is riddled with gunshots and they die in twisting agony? That's what should happen in that fucking advert and no mistake. DANCE, YOU BASTARDS! DANCE!


Did I say that out loud?

ZsaZsa
Feb 26, 2003, 18:23
you are right but what about that cunt and the elephant on some really cheap insurance jesus!

Xandie
Feb 27, 2003, 19:52
Ha I went to uni with that guy from the Direct Line ad - "Well, look after the pennies!" . Dump the bird with the foul eighties haircut, get a less painfully kudos seeking vehicle and try to sound less nasal. Other than that, bless! Well done mate, I hope you get a proper job soon.

Oh and Brooklyn isn't annoying yet. But we all know he will be...

Bungeeboy
Feb 28, 2003, 02:07
Whilst his parents should both be on this list, it's stupid to include Brooklyn, he hasn't done anything annoying at all yet, he hasn't done anything at all yet!
Off the list!