"Don't have nightmares."

Not annoying, except when Jill Dando got killed, and then he was annoying for a short while.

Annoying for being a rogue choice for my "Celebrity Dead Pool" after Dando bought it and not dieing.

Nick "does my hair look okay ?" Ross.
Surely the missing Ross brother 'cause he's an absolute wanker in my opinion.
The result of an experiment that went horribly right, to build a man so dull, so devoid of charisma and personality that he could present for the BBC.

"Do you recognise the man on this CCTV footage, hammering a pineapple up my back-passage with a polo mallet ?"
........yes it was me....it's a fair cop guvnor !