shes annoying the fuck out of me already. she annoyed me friday on the little vid they showed wearing a little black dress that was four sizes too small for her.

then :



Potty Mouth


The new batch have just experienced their first Big Brother wake up. Jayne isn't too keen on the bright lights; in fact she's not too keen on much at all.


With all of the excitement last night, the new neighbours didn't get to bed until the silly hours. An early wake-up from Big Brother did not go down well.

The bedroom lights were switched on and the sleepy neighbours were feeling the brightness.

"Morning, you bunch of mingers," a squinty-eyed Jayne shouted.

Michael could bear the lights no more and shoved his shirt over his eyes. Then Jayne's moaning began.

"You know what, I can't do this. I'm going to crack!" Jayne whinged.

Finally they all managed to drag themselves out of bed and Jayne showed signs that she might have difficulties sharing one toilet. Aisleyne was using the bathroom and Jayne called to her: "I need to go poo!"

"Can you hold it? "I'll be two minutes..." Aisleyne replied. "If I s*** myself, I s**t myself. You'll see my s***, they're big!" Jayne shouted again. Charming.

( what a lovely lady she is NOT )

The neighbours then ventured out into their private garden and while Michael was really appreciative: "I can't believe it, I'm in awe that we're in this compound," Jayne was again not happy. "Is this all we get?" she spat.


Oh Jayne, Jayne, Jayne. Remember it's Big Brother and not The Ritz

I find her really irritating

Stupid cow broke her bed on the first night and she's stupidly loud. She knows they have to be quiet and even though she's been told to keep her voice down she hasn't.

Didn't like her outfit either. Revolting.

I smell a mole.
When she went into the other house Aisleyne asked Jayne her name and she replied 'Aisleyne oh sorry Jayne'. Now apparently the 5 new housemates have only seen the first 2 weeks of BB and have been locked away for the remainder so if thats the case how did she know Aisleyne's name?

It'll be interesting to see what a stir she causes in the actual Big Brother house!

either that Jayne reminds me of someone, or Ive seen her before somewhere. She seems familiar, in a stand-up routine kinda way.

I haven't been able to watch the live feed recently. I keep having homicidal thoughts every time I see her and that annoying gay twat. (not a twat because he's gay, but a twat because he is the sort of person that would think you are calling him a twat because he is gay.) That spoyral guy is funny as fuck though.

I smell a mole.
When she went into the other house Aisleyne asked Jayne her name and she replied 'Aisleyne oh sorry Jayne'. Now apparently the 5 new housemates have only seen the first 2 weeks of BB and have been locked away for the remainder so if thats the case how did she know Aisleyne's name?


Davina said they had only been locked away from the outside world for 9 days prior to going in - so the new housemates know everyone - just not up to date with recent events

I think her comments about Aisleyne were uncalled for. She seems like a really nasty, bitchy person. The only good thing about her is that she's a change from all the skinny minnies that are in there this year.

Davina said they had only been locked away from the outside world for 9 days prior to going in - so the new housemates know everyone - just not up to date with recent events
Thanks Spice I must have missed that bit or read it wrong in the Sunday's.

It's like a "jolly" version of Lisa, but the Jolly thing is just an excuse to be loud and obnoxious in her case, the woman is a bitch end of . The more I see of her the more I want to punch her.

Jayne is one of those people that naturally encourages people to not like her. She'll think she's really ace and funny, and no doubt try to turn the fact that she is a disgusting person around to be the other persons fault for not accepting her 'personality'.

I'm expecting the majority of the future stories to involve her.

I reckon she'll be voted out at the first opportunity.

I hate loud people. Eeeeeek.

Jayne is doing a negative attention seeking thing and doing it quite well. Rules say quiet, Jayne is loud; rules say look presentable, Jayne looks like fat tramp; rules say live and let live, Jayne says listen to me until 4am.

As with many negative attention seekers, the expectation of hearing anything positive about themselves has long gone, the lonely quiet years are over and now we move to the "it's me me me me and I don't care what you think or need because it's all your fault"

I have a 'friend' just like Jayne. Due to my tolerance and interest in unusual/shunned people (like keeping a beetle in a matchbox), this 'friend' latched on to me and we've stayed in touch over the past 16 years.

My 'friend' is loud, vulgar, has no personal boundaries, is enormously fat, hysterically funny, and has never had a successful relationship (except with a one-eyed armed robber who used her suitcase with her address in to carry his gun). She's spent years and thousands of pounds in therapy, cussed and berated everyone she met, and made spectacular personally destructive choices. Despite rubbing everyone up the wrong way, she still carries on being lonely, depressed and suicidal most of the time, and loves to ring at 2am simpering drunkenly about her lot. But she's a riot on a night out, and in teeny tiny small doses.

Tis Jayne indeedy.

Jayne totally does my head in. I can't stand her. She does awful things to my blood pressure.

She's moving into 5th gear now and much as I watch the show with little personal investment, she's beginning to push my buttons.

She starts inane conversations then interprets idol chatter as a personal attack. As she attacks the innocent target for the slur she considers to have been made against her good name, everyone goes hyper and Jayne wanders around grinning at the attention she is receiving.

I'm not responsible for Jaynes behaviour but I am responsible for my response so I want her to remain in the house while I try and sort out why I'm feeling anything at all.

I find her vulgar. I feel sorry for you madpinkflamingo. Have you never been tempted to tell this 'friend' to get lost?

I find her vulgar. I feel sorry for you madpinkflamingo. Have you never been tempted to tell this 'friend' to get lost?

dont feel sorry for me. I make my own choices, rightly or wrongly.
Funnily enough, Ive decided only recently that Ive had enough of her hysterics, and have stopped calling her. She'll survive, in her own inimitable fashion.

Yeah, she'll have to call someone else at 2am.

Can't remember which day but a moment of real comedy. Nikki, Susie and Jayne in the kitchen. Susie is talking and trying to stay composed as Jayne emits violent burps.

Susie is thrown by an almighty burp and the camera moves in to her facial expression as she silently trys to recover her train of thought, only for the microphones to pick up the most gentlest of burps coming from Jayne. Jayne then turns in Nikki's directions and releases behemoth burp right in her face as she is eating.

:youwin:

How disgusting! I can't stand Jayne; she is worse than Nikki.

Need to rant...

I fucking hate her!! She is the biggest foulest cunt in that house. WHY did she have to tell Ash that she'd slagged her off?! And why does she have to continuously talk about the outside world?? There's no need. She brings it up AND THEN says 'I'm gonna be in trouble for this!' She KNOWS she'll get in trouble. And she cheek to say 'oh for christs sake' when Ash got upset. What do you mean for christs sake?! You've been a bitch you butch shit.

I cannot wait til she's up for eviction.

I am so going to vote 10 MILLLLLLLLLION times!!!

She gets the whole houses shopping budget taken away, and then asks,

"So we cant get any fags next week then"

:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:

shes just lost them their luxury food bdget for next week.

What was with the whole 'I'm not a bullshitter like you'.....'I DIDN'T SAY THAT!'....she did!! Unless I heard that wrong..?

.....'I DIDN'T SAY THAT!'....#
That's not the first time that's happened. She did the same with Jenny when they first moved in. She said a snide remark, can't remember what it was, and when Jenny called her on it, she completely denied it, and then started to get angry and turn it around as if Jenny had started it. Crazy.

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That's not the first time that's happened. She did the same with Jenny when they first moved in. She said a snide remark, can't remember what it was, and when Jenny called her on it, she completely denied it, and then started to get angry and turn it around as if Jenny had started it. Crazy.

Ah I missed a few episodes when the new housemates went in

Seriously...what is wrong with this woman?

She's got a face you just wanna smack as well

C'mon kids, she'd gotta be a C4 mole hasn't she? She's been deliberately braking the rules since she went in there. Has she suffered for it? No. The show has just used it as an excuse to make everybody else's life a misery and wind them up as much as possible. She's under instruction to do this just to spice the show up. Thing is the producers never even have to admit to it.

Personally, I don't think she is a mole. But she is sly. You just have to look at how she was telling housemates things and going 'dont you think' to try and make it like they were thinking the same way.

This week she's trying to be on the good side after a very bad week. I don't think she's as daft as she makes out. Especially not considering where she comes from.