this is a game some of you might remember, started originally by netniv, it's been going in the top dog form for a while too, but I reckon we need fresh meat involved (there used to be a bloke called brausen, if he came back that would be good, and i'm sure joz lurks sometimes ;) )

you make a sentence up where the first letters spell out the 'starting word', like an acronym, like this:

dogbomb

could give:
Doesn't Our Girl Beatrix Offer Mindless Bollocks?

then you give a word from your sentence for the next person to use
say, Mindless

some rules:
your starting word should really be a word that is found on www.dictionary.com
some guidelines:
all the following are 'cheating' and mean you are crap at word sense

* using proper names (except those of other dogbombers taking part)
* adding random animals
* more than two adjectives (bit flexible though, this one)
* sentences that don't make much sense
* using a long word just cos it's long, not because it fits
* leaving a two or three letter word for the next person


these things are good and mean you are great at word sense

* sexual innuendo
* being topical
* slagging off the preceding dogbomber
* making a 'real' sentence that scans properly and is funny


that is all
a thread celebrating some of the good exchanges of one of the old threads (http://board.dogbomb.co.uk/showthread.php?t=8106&highlight=hehe)

so, someone start with MINDLESS

Minx Is Nothing Dull, Lovin Everything She Says.

Nothing

Naughty Old Twat, Hugo, Is Now God

naughty

Needless altercation usually gives Hugo the yips.

altercation

Another Loser! Too Embarrassing, Really Crap And Typical Idiocy Of Newcastle

embarrassing

Eolas Must Bring A Really Random And Shite String In New Game

Insomnia

I'm Not Stupid! Oh,Maybe Now I Am

maybe

Masturbate and you beat erections

You didn't provide a word, so Im going back to Hugo's.

Manta's Arse? Yellow, Bulbous Excretions.

Excretions

Ecstatic Xylophone Creator's Recent Erection Twats Idiot On Nose...Shite!


Xylophone

Xenophobics Yearly Lesbian Orgy! Phone Hugo Or Never Enter.

Xenophobics

"X-ray Eyes Not Offered Personally", Horribly Officious Bastard Intones. Creative Stupidity!

Officious

Oh Fuckity Fuck! I Can't Impress Our Ugly Septics!

impress

It's Mighty Pissy! Red Exclaimed, Sucking Sausage

Exclaimed

Every Xmas, Christian Lesbians All Insult Men's Erect Dicks

lesbians

Like everyone says, Beatrix is a nasty spanner.

spanner

Some People Aren't Nice. Neat Example: Rapists

people

Piss everyone off. Plebs loathe egotism.

Egotism

"Enjoy Great Orgasms, Try Infantilism!" Says Manta

infantilism

Oh shit, I screwed it....give me a minute

"Enjoy Great Orgasms, Try Infantilism!" Says Manta

infantilism

I Never Felt A Nicer Tit In Life, I Should Marry!

Marry

Manta, All Republicans Respect You

(especially Gerry Adams)

republicans

Recently Everyone Pointed Upwards Because Loki Insisted Cats Always Notice Sky

Everyone

Eleven virgins experienced rape yet only nine enthused

Virgins

Edna Violently Entered Rammy's Yeasty Orrifice. Nasty. Eggy.

Violently

Violins in orchestras lend elegant noise to loving you.

Orchestras

Overtly rabid chameleons hide everywhere, so take really assiduous steps.

chameleons

(sorry bout the insomnia thing, btw, should've paid more attetion to the rules)

Can Human Adult Males Enjoy Licking Each Others Nasty Scrotums?

scrotums

Several children ran outside today - Ugly man streaking!

outside

Outside, Upset Teenagers Shouted "It's Dogbomb! Eeeew!"

teenagers

Team Edna encourages nastiness and generates extremely raunchy sensations

Raunchy

Really, all unbelievably nice children hate you.

Unbelievably

Unless naive Beatrix exhibits learning, I expect virtually all bombers laugh yeh?

Bombers

Beatniks Opine: Matronly Beatrix Exhibits Rueful Style

Exhibits

how long till we get bored of the X words?

Every Xenophobe Hates Indians "Because Indian Twats Stink"

because

Below Every Cock, An Ugly Sack Exists

Exists

(Hugo... never)

"Balls". Eventually Camilla's awfully unctuous spouse ejaculated.

Camillas

European xylophonists inspire spelling trials sometimes.

Camillas.

That didn't look so silly 'til someone deleted a post.

Camillas

Can A Man's Impressive Length Last Always?

impressive

I must protest regardng excessive sexual suggestions in verbal encounters

Regarding

I must protest regardng excessive sexual suggestions in verbal encounters

Regarding

Deja Vu.


Deja vu.

Sorry

vicar, stop fucking about :yes:

Really Elderly Gentreau's Amazing Rampant Dick Is Now Gangrenous

gangrenous

Go away now, Gogo! Really, enough nonsense--our understanding's strained.

Nonsense

Non-entity Offers Niggling Sentence Expressing Nothing Sensible - Excellent!

sentence

Shit!!! Even now, this entire nonce curses everyone!

Shit

Someone Hates Islamic Terrorists

terrorists

Ticking encourages running. Realistically our rescue involves the system.

The

Bloody keyboard and Greene king IPA.

Ticking encourages running. Realistically our rescue involves sorting the system.

The.

Tired? Have eggs!

Eggs

Eventually gogo gets shagged

Eventually

Evil vampires eat neck tendons! Unimpeachable angels lick lollipops. Yum!

Lollipops.

Lies! Object ! Licking lollipops is probably only papal standards.

Papal

Laugh Out Loud Like Insane Pensioners On Peach Schnapps.

Peach.

Schnapp

So, Cappy, Herman, now a problem persists.

Posting each answer concurrently hoodwinks.

(so I did both)

hoodwinks

Hermans obviously off daintily wanking in Netnivs kinky suspenders

Daintily

Dogbomb. Always interesting. Never tiresome. I love you.

Tiresome

Taya Indiscreetly Requests Eolas Sexual Orientation, Most Embarrassing

Orientation

Oh really? Implying eolas now takes all types in orientation? naughty! ;)

naughty

not all ugly girls have tasted yogurt

tasted

"Twats Always Say That" Eolas Declared

declared

Dogbomb Eats Clueless Lesbians And Reveals Endless Details

Reveals

Refusing every veal entree actually lacks sense.

entree

Eolas's Nightime Teasing Reinforced Ednas Erection

Reinforced

Removing earphones, intoxicated Netniv feigned opposition regarding certain exotic drinks

removing

Rimming Even Made Osama Veritably Indignant, Nasty Git!

Veritably

Virgins Enjoy Rape If They're All Bummers Like you

bummers

Being under me makes everyone really smile.

Smile.

Smelly Men In Leather Eh?

leather

Look, elephantine asshole, the homosexual experience rocks.

elephantine

:haha: :youwin:

edited a bit:

Everybody Loves Erect Penises, Hopefully Around Nine/Ten Inches, Not Enormous

enormous

Even Netters Obligingly Removed Many Obtuse Undergarments Simultaneously.

Simultaneously

"So I'm massively undersexed?" laughed Taya. "Eolas often used lubricants y'know".

lubricants

Little Ugly Bastards Reading Impenetrable Crap And Neverending Terrible Shite

impenetrable

I must protest. Each newbie endeavours to rupture a boil-like extrusion.

Rupture

Remember, Usually Puddny Takes Umbrage Rarely Easily.

Usually

Unusually small uturus's are likely low yeilding.

Yeilding.

Young Eedit Insomniacs Like Ddoing Interesting Nymphomaniac Games

Nymphomaniac.

Noticed yoghurt? . My problems have only materialized accidentally.Netniv is always compelling

Materialized

Now You Might Perhaps Have Ogled Mnemosyne's Awfully Nasty Infectious Anal Cyst

infectious

edit: bugger

Materialized

My Appalling Tardiness Ends. Really, It's A Laugh Inferring Zoophiles Enjoy Dogbomb

zoophiles

zany old obnoxious pricks have intelligence . (Less Edna , supposedly)

Obnoxious

Odious Bovine Noisemakers(?) Obstinately Xylograph In Outdoor Uran Settings

Bovine

Urban

Bugger Off, Vermin! I'm Not Entertained

entertained

Enticing netniV Takes EDNA Roughly Through Another Nightime. Enduring Love.


Another.

And Netniv Often Takes Homo Edna Roughly

roughly

right old ungainly git, herman, likes yokels.

Ungainly.

Under new government, America is not loved, yes?

America :yes:

Arsholes,Mongs,Especially rude imbecilic cunts ......America.

Mongs.

:youwin:

MONGS

I'm not a mod, but
[off topic bit]: keep posts on topic, respond as part of the game or don't post

this is a fucking GAME! all posts are not necessarily the opinions of those posting. if you can't handle this concept, stay out of it[/off topic bit]

mongs

Maybe Old Newyorkcity's Greasy's Son?

maybe

Manky Arseholes! Yelled Beatrix Excitedly.

Beatrix

Berating Endlessly American Twats, That Really Is Xenophobia!

berating

Beatrix, Easy Rules Are The Important Thing Now Go!

IMPORTANT

I Might Perhaps Offer Really Terrible Advice Now, Twat

terrible

Tracey Emin relives reckless insemination by limp episcopalian.

episcopalian

Every pamphlet I see concerning optician's penises always looks immodest and nasty.

Opticians

Elongated Penises In Skedge's Chaotic Oratory Predict A Lasting Ignorance About Nipples


Nipples

Damn, beaten to the post. OK I'll do Opticians (so to speak)

Oggling Penises Taya Imagines Cocks In A Naughty Setting


Penises

Police entertain norwegians in satisfying esoteric situations

Gaaah!

Norwegians.

Now Only Real Wankers Enjoy Gentreau's Increasingly Aberrant Nefarious Sentences

increasingly

I never considered raping Edna Such immense nipples generate little yearning.

raping

You missed the A out!

Rarely a preacher is needing grammar.

Grammar.

Get real, arseholes! Make more anchovy relish.

Anchovy

Damn. I could have had, "reaming Edna's arse..."

Americans never cowered however often vietcong yelled.

Vietcong

Vacuous infants expect treats. Cuff one now, Gentreau!

Infants.

It's not fair. A-Gogo's new tutu's stained.

Stained.

Skedge's Tattered Anus Is Now Enormously Dilated

tattered

Take away trout tartare's extremely rich , edibly divine. :yes:

tartare

Try a Rwandan takeway -armadillo rissoles, excptional.

Rissoles.

Trusting Arthur respects the Americas. Realises error.

Arthur

Bugger. "Americans".

Bugger Americans.

Arthur.

Rarely I've seen such old legs eagerly spread.

Eagerly

Englishmen Always Get Erections Reading Lesbian's Yearbooks

yearbooks

You enter African race. Boers on old Kaffirs sidesaddle

Sidesaddle

Shirley, in danger, eases sideways and dodges death's lissome embrace.

Embrace.

Eventually marvellous Brausen returns and chaos ends

marvellous

Many a recent victor's extremely licentious life offends urban sensibilities.

urban

Urbane Raconteur Brausen's Another Non-runner

raconteur

Rioting at Caernarvon often necessitates taking extremely unusual route.

Route

Really Odd Utterances Tell Everything

Utterances

Repetition Of Unnecessary Towns Emasculates

emasculates

edit: bugger

Unfortunately, Twat, This Embarrassingly Risible Attempt Needs Competence, Stupid

competence

Come on. Most people edit their entries. No-one's competent exactly.

Noones (I'll allow you to ignore the - and '.

Naff Off, Only Narks Eat Sausages

Sausages

Sausages

See, all urinals sure are great, excluding Spanish.

urinals

United Rimmers In Nasal Action Litigation Success

Litigation

Lionel indicates that indigenous gypsies assault terrorists in orange nightdresses.

Orange.

Obviously Rape Antagonises Nuns, Gods Enemies!

Nuns

Never underestmates ninjas, Stevie!

Ninjas.

Nobbling unions narks socialists.

Nobbling

Naughty Old Boys Buggered Little Innocent Newbie, Gentreau

buggered

Backside uncovered, gay Gordon exclaimed, "Rear entry rocks"

Backside

rocks doesn't start with a D

Backside

Babies and Children Know Somehow If Dogbomb's Erect

somehow

Some Other Men Enlist Help On Weekends

Weekends

When evil Edna kisses Edward no-one displays surprise.

Edward

Evidently, Dogbomb Was Anally Retaining Dirigibles

Dirigibles

Daily inserting rigid items generally increases bottom looseness ensuring slackness.

Bottom

Bummers Offer Testicles To Other Men

testicles

Two each. Standard testicular issue. Castration limits exercise sex-wise.

Castration

Crunt Always Says To Randy Adolescents "That's It! Ooh, Naughty!"

adolescents

A Determined Old Lesbian, Edna Screamed, " Cunt! Everyone Needs Taya's Services!"

Determined

Daily exercise trims excessive roundness. Munching ice-creams never eases dumpiness.

dumpiness.

Don't Urinate Mindlessly Please, I Notice Every Sloppy Splash

Mindlessly

Mindlessly


Maybe Inserting Nobbly Dildos Loosens Even Slack Shitters. Leave Yours!

Inserting

I never swallow, Edna. Really. Tasting it nauseates guys.

Nauseates

"Northerners Are Ugly" Says Every Arrogant Twattish Egotistical Southerner

southerner

Sagging, Old Udders That Hugo Earnestly Relished, Never Emit Rhizomes


Rhizomes

Really Horrible Irascible Zombies Often Masticate Eertamai's Shoulders

Irascible

I Rarely Ask Silly Children, "Is Bob Licking Edna?"

Children

Can Hugo Impress Lacklustre Dogbombers Really? Evidently Not

lacklustre

Lazy Ass Cock Knockers Liking Underwhelming Sex-Try Riding Edna

underwhelming

Uvulas Never Dangles Endlessly. Remember When Hugo Entered Lengthwise? Memorable, Intriguing, Nobbing Gogo!

Lengthwise

Long entrails notwithstanding, Gogo tickled his willy in satisfied excitement

Excitement.

Electric xylophones can introduce tinselly echoes. Many ensembles need them.

tinselly

Triumph Indeed! Netniv Seized Ecstasy, Let Loose Yelp.


Ecstasy

Triumph Indeed! Netniv Seized Ecstasy, Let Loose Yelp.


Ecstasy

"Enormous Cock" Said Taya, Allyourbase Said "Yes"

Taya

Tempting And Young Aspiration


Aspiration

Anal Sex Pain Inspires Royalty And Total Idiots Over Nothing

Inspires

I normaly seduce policemen in Ramsgate every Sunday

Policemen

Priests, or Lythams intransigent catholics, excised my ecumenical nostrums.

Nostrums

Never Ovulate Silly Trout's Rump Unless Mom Sings

Ovulate

Open Vaginas Usually Leave A Tacky Emission

Emission

Even mrBojangles Is satisfied Skedge is on Narcotics

Narcotics

Naturally, animist rituals cause offence to individual christian scientists.

christian

C'mon Hugo. Rogering in-laws saves the innocent and naieve

Innocent

"I'm Not Normal, Obviously" Claimed Egregious Northern Twat

Egregious

"Ecstasys Great" Roger Enthused Gregariously, "I Opened Up, Seriously!"

Gregariously

Gentreau Rubbed Edna's Genitalia And Repeated "It's Our Uncormfortable Secret, Loving You"

genitalia

Excellent!

Generally Edna noshes it, tasting and licking it avidly

licking

Lopsided Idiot,Crunt, Kills Inane Nonce Gwyatt


Nonce

Never Offer Netters Cheese Openly


Cheese

Crunt Has Extremely Excellent Sauna Exctretions

Excretions

Every X-rated comic roused Etonian tossers in outrageous nancy-boy scenarios.

Etonian

Etonians, Tossers Onanists Narcissists Ingrates And Nonces

(Couldn't resist that, I went to another public school)

Narcissists

Not all rich classes involved semen sucking individuals. Some tried shagging.

Shagging

Should herpes arrive, gargle green icky nasal gunge.

Arrive

Alas Rampant Rammsteinrainbo Impregnates Virgin Edna

Rammsteinrainbo

Reading amateur mature magazines seems to excite intensely, nowadays read avidly, i'm needlessly bored otherwise

magazines

Making a guess, a zebra is normally extremely stripey.

Stripey

"Semen Tastes Really Icky" Pined English Yob

Semen

Say, every monkey eats nuts!!



monkey

Mysterious old nuns keep emasculating you.

Emasculating

Every man avoids stingrays. "Crickey, underwater life attracts total indifference.....Nooooo! God!"

indifference

"Idiotic Nun Does It Full Frontal", Ecstatsy Reverend's Evil Note Claims Erroneously

Reverend

Really? even virgin emu's realise elephant's never dance.

realise

Ridiculous. Emu virgins extremely rare, except near Dagenham.

Dagenham

Discuss: argumentative Gwyatt's emissions (nocturnal) have appalled Mnemosyne?

Mnemosyne

Masturbation Never Excuses My Overt Sexual Yearning, Never Ever!

Masturbation

Manipulating a stiffie takes usual routine, but a toss is often nicer.

Stiffie

So, tittilating individual fire flies is enjoyable?



tittilating

So, tittilating individual fire flies is enjoyable?



Tittilating insects? That's terrible. I look ahead to the insects natural glee.

Natural

Tittilating insects? That's terrible. I look ahead to the insects natural glee.



Not All Trees Understand Rooting Ants Lovingly

Understand

Unequivocally! Now, do entomologists even realise that ants NATURALLY dance?


unequivocally

Undoubtedly. New Entymology Questions Unearthed In View Of Cha-cha'ing Ants Learning Love, Yes.

Entymology

entymology

Excellent!, nearly thought you meant only love over grassy yard.

excellent.

Everyday X-rays create eerily lit limb exhibitions neatly twisted.

Twisted

Tiny wasps issued stings that endangered daschunds.

Endangered.

Extremely nice daschaunds are not generally excitable, rarely even dangerous.

dangerous

Damaging Anal Never Great, Erroneous Rogering, Obviously Under Spat.....
Erroneous

Edna Reiterated Repeatedly, "Old Nobbers Excluded Outrageouly Underdeveloped Sissies!"


Sissies

Saskatchewan Idiot Shoots Snowman, "I Expected Sasquatch"

Saskatchewan

Sometimes abstract sentences keep annoying the crowds. However entertaining, words always niggle.

Niggle

Nubian Inuits Grabbed Gogo's Little Extrusion


Nubian

NetniVs underarm boil is absolutely nauseous

Nauseous

Nubians? Useless bastards. I abhore Nubians.

Abhor

OK then.

Nubians are useless, stinking, execrable, oversexed, unseemly, scrotes.

Scrotes

Suitably corrected , re-writing own threads encourages stupidity

Stupidity

Sometimes those unpleasant people inseminated dogbombers in their youth

PS

Dogbombers

Dreadfully overrated gobshites bellowing out moronic bilge every ruddy second

Bellowing

Boys Enjoy Laying Lithuania Out. Walter Is Now God

(Lithuania 1 Scotland 2, top of the group)

lithuania

Look. It's that Hugo upgrading a nation's importance again

Importance

It's My Preferred Outlet Really To Announce Nationalistic Claims Easily

nationalistic

Not all traits impressive. One noticed a large inebriated Scotsman taken in custody.

Inebriated

I Never Enjoy Beery Rampages. Imbibing Alcohol? That's Extremely Dangerous!

dangerous

Don't accept Newcastle's getting easily relegated, obviously unlike Sunderland.

Sunderland

Sunderland's Unassuming Neighbour, Durham, Engenders Relatively Little Attention. Newcastle Does

unassuming

Unanimously, Novocastrians assert "Sunderland's shit". Uncouth mackems' ignominy's neat, glamourless.

*snurgle

ignominys

[Size=.00001] Any post ending with a defiant "you, Skedge" will be considered meritorious. [/aize]

ignominys

I guess no one minds immigrants nutting you Skedge.

Skedge

:youwin:

Seeking Keith, Exited Dogbomber gyrates erratically

Gyrates

Shocklingly, Keith eats dogs' ghastly excrement.

Keith

Give your rectum a treat, expel shite.

word please

So sorry.

and.............................


Rectum.

Rear end creates turbulent, unusual music.

Unusual.

Unexpected noise usually signals unwanted arse looseness

UNWANTED

Unfortunately, Newcastle's Worthless. All Northern Towns Equally Dull

worthless

Why? On reflection the hamlet's less evil-smelling, surely.

Reflection

REFLECTION

Relax everyone! Fetish lovers eventually create thrills in our nipples.

Nipples

Sigh, "Nipples"

Normally I Prefer Pert Little Egg Shapes

normally

Nipples? Ovoid? Rarely met a lady like yours.

Ovoid

Only Virgins Or Inexperienced Damsels

inexperienced

In Nearly Every X-rated Porn-flick, Emmaciated Russian Immigrants Enact Non Credible Eroticism, Dissapointing.

Emmaciated

Extra-marital malarky always causes insecurity and troubled evening discussions

insecurity

Internet nerds secretely envy chav urbanites, rampant in their yearning

urbanites

Uno rarely breathes air, nitrous-oxide is the established source

established

Ectoplasmic Sex, Taken Anally, Belays Loose Insertions. Still, Hugo Encourages Doer.

Ectoplasmic

Environmental Changes To Our Planet, Liability Americas, Stupid Motherfucking Inbred Cocks

Inbred

"I Need Buggering Regularly" Explained Dogbomb

buggering

"Bums up guys". Gogo expects rectums in naughty games.

Naughty

Bumming Underling Go Getter Exemplifies Ring Initiative, Never Galls

Underling

Unfortunate Naturalist Dies Embarrassingly. Regretably, Irwin's Now Gone

regretably