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Unregistered
Oct 22, 2002, 15:00
She was fat and on Russ Abbotts show, you can't go lower than that.

jel-boy
Dec 16, 2002, 10:36
looks like she was a model for the fat slags in viz......grim

Minx
Feb 23, 2003, 17:01
Blunderwoman.

Let such travesty never be repeated.

Xandie
Mar 22, 2003, 23:39
I thought she was dead! Dead people aren't supposed to be on this site, are they?

dogbomb
Mar 22, 2003, 23:59
Nope.

But no... she isn't dead.

Xandie
Mar 23, 2003, 00:07
Well there you go, I was sure she was dead. Surely though, that means she can't be too annoying if she's out of the public eye so much. The poor woman probably has enough to deal with without being compared to Mick Hucknall. I just saw an article that said she was married to Russ Abbott. Is that true?

scrubber
Mar 23, 2003, 21:30
Not seen her since the eighties, which I reckon is long enough to give her an amnesty from this site.

dogbomb
Mar 23, 2003, 22:10
Nope. Death does not mean "Since the 80's"...

Also... I saw her in a short film about 2 nights ago on late night channel 4...

Wasn't that annoying though ;)

Kevlondon
Jun 9, 2003, 22:18
A face like a baboon's arse and a marginally less sexy figure than Lisa Reilly. Hardly worthly of annoyance, just sympathy.

Alsatian
Aug 27, 2003, 14:54
Bella's a British comedy treasure.
Get her off this site & get someone deserving on Donald Rumsfeld.
Not annoying at all.

Daveyboy
Aug 27, 2003, 15:47
Bella was never annoying. She was never the prettiest girl, but she actually made a good living out of that fact.
So she made the most of her assets, such as they were, never took herself too seriously, never let her minor celebrity status turn her head. Sorry to talk about her like she's dead 'cos she isn't apparently.
The total opposite of most of the arseholes on this site.
She should be freed ASAP.

Alsatian
Aug 27, 2003, 15:52
Having the piss taken out of you for twenty years for being overweight by Russ Abbot must surely be punishment enough.
Sorry Placenta I'm sure you know what I mean although one way of dealing with Rumsfeld might be to physically put Bella on him.
How do we get her off here?

Wee Dougie
Aug 27, 2003, 15:57
"How do we get her off here?"

Just keep voting her "not annoying at all", like I've just done.

RuBiQ
Aug 27, 2003, 17:27
not annoying

seemed a nice person!

Russ was a cunt though and wasnt funny at all

Get her released from here pls!

Alsatian
Aug 29, 2003, 16:33
Blunderwoman needs to be redeemed.
She'll leave some room for Donald Rumsfeld.

sigueourney
Aug 29, 2003, 16:46
she's well ugly but thats about it, christ, thats not much to spin out a 'career'.

But redeem her because she's too dreary for discussion

Zelda
Sep 17, 2003, 15:58
Bella is taking up valuable space.

Katie10000
Sep 17, 2003, 15:59
Yeah, just like when she was on the Russ Abbot show

KillEmAll
Oct 10, 2003, 23:31
what the fuck is the score here? bollocks

staffie bull
Dec 6, 2003, 11:49
What on earth is Bella doing on here?
I hope you remove her promptly.
She is very much alive,and staring in pantomime again this year.
She is a lovely natured woman,and would never talk about others as some of you have.
She always replies to her fan mail.I speak for ten members of our family when i say

BRING BELLA BACK TO T.V.

raju
Dec 6, 2003, 13:41
No way should she be on here. Not annoying in the slightest.

nammythom
Dec 6, 2003, 20:23
im agreed on this one, not annoying atall. she was an annoying show in the 80s but her 2 costars, the hideous les dennis and russ abbott were far more annoying.
perhaps she could go on 1000 people uglier than mick hucknall, along with thom yorke

Serrezuela
Dec 7, 2003, 14:26
Hey give the fat old minger a break.

Nice old duck I've heard, she can't help it if she was slapped too hard at moment of entry

Leave it out guv.

Now as for Russ 'Twatting' Abbott.... There's another story

Lil' al
Dec 15, 2003, 11:35
Putting this one back to the top so people can carry on voting her off like before.

Daveyboy
Dec 15, 2003, 11:37
Another one I thought had already been redeemed. Is she the ghost of Christmas past or something? Still not annoying.

isaac hunt
Dec 15, 2003, 11:47
Just my humble opinion but isn't it time MATMH was given a complete overhaul. I mean, Bella Emberg!!-que

Dazzla
Dec 15, 2003, 11:50
"She's Fat and ugly" really isn't sufficient reason for her inclusion. If that were the case, this site would be full.

I think it reflects rather badly on someone that they would care enough to find her annoying.

Not rated due to total lack of interest.

Alsatian
Dec 17, 2003, 11:39
Why is she still here ferfucksake?