Uses a ridiculous pseudonym: SkateRiley, like that makes him interesting.

Lists among his interests; drinking and rugby. Anyone who has to wear that kind of thing on their sleeves is obviously an asshole.

Has never actually done anything in his whole damn life!

Dave,

You'll be over the moon to know you are already in the list!

Your right to reply:
http://www.dogbomb.co.uk/board/showthread.php?threadid=4623

Are you really Dave Gorman? I hope you are, although you don't really sound like him. It would be great to have more celebrities adding us to the forum - I'm looking forward to a certain Miss Sarpong's right to reply. Can you imagine Brittney though, she'd just wet herself and cry so much she couldn't type. Not that she can probably type anyway.