I'm new to these parts.

Well, not really, but it's ages since I was here.

Hello to everyone.

Did you bring your card and your proof of purchase back with you?

I can't do an exchange or a refund without the card the purchase was made on and the receipt. :no:

Greetings. If you're new to the parts, be careful how you play with em.

Welcome

we were just discussing you, we all just expected you'd come here for the porn

so where you somebody before in here then?

I'd like to place a small bet on a certain "wee" man.

Would I be right?

Howdy Doody, sounds like it could be Ned Flanders

Wel-didly-elcom there neighbour

ahh, I see.
Welcome back dude, help yourself to spam fritters.

Aww, someone fill me in, who are ye??