I would share them but I am selfish. Plus you wouldn't want them, I have been putting one up each nostril and pretending to be a walrus :fact:

Chocolate fingers?

Up the wrong hole?

all walruses go around with cadbury chocolate fingers stuffed up their noses. That truly is a fantastic impression and you are a god amongst men.

Besides, you're right, I wouldnt want them, but not for that reason, I know someone that worked in the factory where they make them. Lets just say their hygiene practices are not top notch. (the factory, not the employee)

Enjoy your snot laden biscuits, you never know, yours may not be the only snot they contain ;)

But it's all down to me that you have them, surely you should share with me?

You just put the idea in my head. I boughted them with my own moneys. anyway, what fingers? *surveys empty packet*

What-ev-er dude, I was the muse and you merely the breadwinner.

I don't care, I've still got 2 and 3/4 boxes in the house to get through.