a christmas card from my local BP, can you beat this for receipt of card sadness?

no. You truly are a sad fvcker

I've only had one overall so far, that's pretty sad.

I got one today from the SFA, with (printed) signatures of all the Scotland team on it

Used to get one from the local Indian Takeaway. And the local Chinese used to pop over and deliver is a bamboo calendar every year.

That doesn't happen any more....

oh, i love colourful bamboo calendars

chose not to respond.

Used to get one from the local Indian Takeaway. And the local Chinese used to pop over and deliver is a bamboo calendar every year.

That doesn't happen any more....
This is optional on the drivers part. If you tipped your driver often, you'd be rewared with a calendar. On the other hand, if you are one fat greedy cunt who cares little about those who service you...you get fuck-all.

Amen.

This is optional on the drivers part. If you tipped your driver often, you'd be rewared with a calendar.
Chinese was across the road. We always used to go in and collect. ;)

I darn't go into my local chinese takeaway , I haven't the guts to tell them I've got my next years calender from HERE (http://board.dogbomb.co.uk/showthread.php?t=50201)

Chinese was across the road. We always used to go in and collect. ;)
Fuck sake. The driver didn't even know you then. No wonder.

Don't you start picking on oxy-woxxy.
He's a respectable member of these boards.

Plus knowing him living opposite a chinkys he knew every single member of staff, including their birthdays.

Chinky. Any other offensive racist words you wish to use tonight sir? This ain't flambe. Oops!

Keep that talk to yourself and your family, huh?

respectable
Says who?

Don't start geting cocky.

I'll kick your head in.

So far we have a xmas card from Sky, the place we bought our car from 5 years ago and the post office. We have none from family and friends

we have one addressed to the people who lived here 4 years ago

If we don't get any more I may be forced to use it

At work we measure the number of Xmas cards from stakeholders as a legitimate measure of buy in to the project

I used to get one from the Mayor of Charnwood (i.e. Loughborough and the surrounding villages) every year.

I have recieved no xmas cards.

I've had about 50, all handmade by my daughter. Cos she's bored. and she like s drawing, and she loves me.

I recieved 2 today.
One from Uncle Ron & Auntie Hilda , and one from Simon.

I also had an E-Card from P&O Ferries.

We in our household are so far card-less, which reminds me that we need to do ours today, if the lazy bastard will wake his arse up! We were supposed to do them lasr weekend but, again, he slept through most of that too, I don't mind if we don't have anything to do... but... /sigh

Don't start geting cocky.

I'll kick your head in.
Waiting...

Got a lovely card from the local Church telling me Jesus loves me.

I pity his taste...

edit: for the record, i am a full practicing christian but can actually laugh at the state of the world. pity some can't...merry christmas those that believe in it huh? :)