Breakfast: Mince pie and a glass of sherry

Mid morning snack: Another mince pie and another glass of sherrry

Lunch: A mince pie and another glass of sherry, big one this time *hic*

mid afternoon snack: A glash of sssherry and a minsh pie, how fooking original...

Dinner: another fucking mince pie I'm fucked off with mince piesh now, thanksh for the shrry tho.

Post dinner snack: *hic* I fooking luv you, you're my besss mate. More sherry, mince pie, threw up on the carpet and fooked off back to t'north pole.

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Duly rated.

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LMFAO

You did, however, forget the supper snack of Milk and cookies, He's reached America by supper time.

Not to mention all the carrots that get left for the Reindeer that I'm sure he eats too.Carrots being too good for the reindeer who get grain, and lump it :P