I'm rather partial to thse little treats. Though they contain bad elements I find they make me sweat and on the whole I'm a more level-headed person with a finer karma; plus whenever I eat one I find my shit sinks which I read is good oin Honey or Cosmopolitan.

What do you think?

That sounds lovely. Where would one purchase such fine pastries.

I'm not really up on balti's, are they mainly vegetables? I seem to recall having a dodgy balti at a festival once, all I can remember is chickpeas and cauliflower or summat.

I tend to get mine at Grenoble Road, the home of Oxford Utd. They have vestigial bits of chicken and unidentifiable curry-ry flavouring plus some muchy elements of vegetable.

Curry pie sounds like an amazing idea. A nice thick curry like a saag would work well I reckons