...t'other half has advised me that, this Saturday, I will need my passport and 3 passport pictures, and will be required to leave the house at 4.30am. I do not need to do my hair or pack as that will be "taken care of".


What the hell?????? Will I ever be seen alive again????????

Ooh, that sounds like fun!

You dont live in Ipswich do you? ;)

Just kidding - have a great time, whereever you go :D

I was going to make an Ipswich quip :D


I am a wee bit excited, though.

are you engaged or just boyf/girlf?

Just living in sin at teh moment...

i cant think what it could be. i was thinking he could be popping the question, but why does that require the passport sized poictures?

That was what freaked me out.

this is going to annoy me now.

you better let us know when you get back as to what actually happened!

this is what :google: (http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=require+three+passport+sized+photographs&btnG=Google+Search&meta=) decided

I will let you know as soon as I can... unless I end up in Tajikistan.

this is what :google: (http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=require+three+passport+sized+photographs&btnG=Google+Search&meta=) decided

Hes making her apply for Phillipino citizenship???

He love you long time, ten dollar. :yes:

Hey, if he does ask you to marry him, what will you say?

Don't tempt fate!!!!!
















But I'd say yes.

I was looking further down teh :google:. I think he wants you to join a peacekeeping force in Darfur.

Anybody know how many phone boxes there are in Ipswich?

Must be more than 3.

I'm off to get my passport pictures... still scared... he keeps on looking at me tearfully and giving me hugs...

He's selling you to a Russian oligarch.

Vegas?

He's taking you to a top secret medical facility to have you cloned. the photo's are in case they mess up somehow with the first attempt, they have 3 photos to use to try and get your likeness right if'n they mess you up in the face dept. I'd put someone elses house on it.

I can confirm :-

a) The photos have now been utilised in accordance with this weekends requirements

b) All the above suggestions are wrong (although I am tempted to revise plans to incorporate some of them.....)

Are you gonna tell us then? we won't say nothing.:elmo:

Are you gonna tell us then? we won't say nothing.:elmo:

Yes we are going to Guatamala to rear a herd of goats, followed by a game of hunt the plutonium

The weather there is better than Blackpool this time of year I believe otherwise I'd have got tickets for The Krankies Xmas show

Oi!

Get tae fuck!



OMFGGGGGGGGGG, you freak.

Oi!

Get tae fuck!



OMFGGGGGGGGGG, you freak.

Swoooon :dizzy:

None for you tonight.

















Meh, what's new?

BTW, I look I've got teh bad AIDS in the photos.

BTW, I look I've got teh bad AIDS in the photos.

I've got the good AIDS in mine but you still rock it more than me ;)

i'm still baffled.

clue please. like now.

i'm still baffled.

clue please. like now.

sssshhhhhhhhhhh ! You know everyone off dogbomb is in on this one......

well i'm not.

pm me!

am uber curious.

Yeah, tell her!















And me.

And her. And me. In fact. Plz k thanks.

Enquiring minds need to know.

By the way, Hello and well done :D (for joining the board, by the way, not anything you may or may not be planning this weekend. I cant possibly say well done for that until I know what it is. You really must tell us, we still have a good 48 hours (roughly speaking in a not quite kind of way) to taunt her.)

:hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

39 1/2 hours to be exact.


Yes, I'm counting. And climbing the walls.

You're climbing the walls??? How do you think we feel? You at least will get to experience what the surprise is. We have to wait till you get back!

:hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

Thora Hird, Thora Hird, Thora Hird (repeat to fade)

That will be my reply to anything he says until I find out :D

I wrote it along the top of my panty line the other night. I felt inspired

Have you ever hird (teehee) of cutting off your nose to spite your face?

You dont necessarily want to be doing anything as drastically offputting at this stage of the game, or the tickets might magically be changed from their original destination to "second class return to Michelle McManus'es house to eat pies".

There is more chance of me having a whipround for the Farepak "victims" than engaging in any form of contact with the Mac. Maybe she should do sponsored Karaoke for them - preferably as far away from me as possible

Or perhaps they could just all have a portion of her - Im sure she'd make lovely crackling with a sprinkling of salt on.

At least they would have some sort of christmas dinner.

Kinky has received an update........

gwan then

Where the hell are you meant to get sunglasses in the middle of December????

Where the hell are you meant to get sunglasses in the middle of December????

In the sunglass shop. Or in Boots. Prolly. Give McManus a knock, shes prolly got loads of them kicking about from her days as a celebrity.

:yes:

winter sports shop should have them too

I have some but he doesn't but he just told me that I need them but he doesn't so that's ok.

how the hell does that work o_O

how the hell does that work o_O Trust me - It does......

how long you taking her away for?

how long you taking her away for?

Away or Offline ? I'm trying to investigate t'interweb access but my enquiries are drawing a blank thus far. Heck we may actually have to speak with each other :shocked:

away away.

In't he infuriating? Gah.


Yeah, how long are we going away for??????? I know you have Monday off work...

do we need a camera, love?

do we need a camera, love?

Already sorted....

You're a star :)

Unless you're gonna kill me or something. Then you're less of a star.

Ah-ha! I think I have sussed it.

Hes taking you to the train station where he will be introducing you to Michelle McManus, who will be taking you on a girly pie and haggis hunting weekend. He has monday off to play on the computer at home, and you need the sunglasses so no fecker recognises you with that truffle-pig

Do I win a prize?

So it's all about him getting his hands on the Wii?????

Admittedly I did research this option but the Mac charges 5K for a personal appearance - I have better uses for that sort of money ;-)

Not if theres free pies involved. I heard she'd do pretty much anything for a battered sausage, too... I call double bluff based shenanigans.

the only thing i dont like about the black background is the fact i cant see that there's a spoiler doodah!

UPDATE










































My Workload has dramatically increased due to my lack of posting on this thread

Dont you mean your workload has dramatically decreased because you havent been posting?

Or is this your roundabout way of saying "I'll be late home for dinner darling, Dont wait up and stick it in teh microwave?"

Sadly i'm not that brave, but i'm working on it

Hmmmm despite 3 months+ of military planning and intrigue, I am still wide awake double and triple checking everything. I really should lead a simple life :headbang:

Is today the day?

You realise of course now the guys of the board whose partners read this will have to compete for romanticism so as not to look bad right? you owe us all a few pints dude

Tomorrow is the day..... allegedly

Kinky is aiming to max out on sleep today so she can get the full benefit of tomorrow

so are you going to give us any clues at all whatsoever?

:hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper:
:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

16 hours to go!!!!!

Is today the day?

You realise of course now the guys of the board whose partners read this will have to compete for romanticism so as not to look bad right? you owe us all a few pints dude

:yes:

Im looking forward to repeatedly mentioning whatever this surprise is to Mr Minx. A lot. With pointed looks.

12 hours... eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!:hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop:

Just been told I will have to work this weekend









































NOT :rolf:

i have to say dude - hats off to you, your effort, planning and the amount of suspense you've generated shows a lot dedication to teh kinky (i just hope mrs safe doesn't read this thread :D )

I nearly shit myself there, Mr.

i have to say dude - hats off to you, your effort, planning and the amount of suspense you've generated shows a lot dedication to teh kinky (i just hope mrs safe doesn't read this thread :D )

Much obliged - I just hope she overlooks the fact i'm gay :gay:

PS respect for thee avatar :)

Be ever so grateful if you could send me a private message telling me where you're going at around 3.30 am in the morning so I can tell everyone else once shes safely out of the way.

Of course, Im not holding my breath. I know we prolly have to wait until you get back, but DAMMIT IM JUST IMPATIENT!

Have a great time whatever you're doing!

I'm pretty sure it's somewhere cold. He's told me I need to wear a t shirt, a jumper, have another jumper handy, leggings under my jeans, a hat and gloves.



How does that fit in with the shades?????


I'm so eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee just now, jumping about.

Maybe he's locking you in the freezer? Have you been bad lately?

Wow.

Me Eolas does not usually encroach on my Dogbomb space but in respect of this thread I think an exception will have to made.

Have a wonderful time!

Be ever so grateful if you could send me a private message telling me where you're going at around 3.30 am in the morning so I can tell everyone else once shes safely out of the way.

Of course, Im not holding my breath. I know we prolly have to wait until you get back, but DAMMIT IM JUST IMPATIENT!

Have a great time whatever you're doing!

I would except I know for a fact that Kinky has got the numbers of a few people on here and i'm sure she would be only to happy to bribe them with favours for a timely text.

Would be a shame to see 3 months of planning and intrigue fall apart at the last minute !

UPDATE



















We are on the Pimms and ice cream

I have Zelda's number and will text her if possible.


I'm a bit drunk.

Going to bed... OMFGGGG!!!!!!1111!!11111!!!!!ONNNEEEEEE!!!!!!! 1!!1 1 1 !!! !! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hope I don't get killed or something.

night night

don't forget to take lots of photos for us

Going to bed... OMFGGGG!!!!!!1111!!11111!!!!!ONNNEEEEEE!!!!!!! 1!!1 1 1 !!! !! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hope I don't get killed or something.

We'd all feel REALLY bad if Mr. Kinky was a psycho and we had all this time to find out his murderous plot and stop him.


....or would we?!?!?!

Yes we would, wouldn't we.








Or would we?????? muwuhahahahahaha etc etc

0810 no text yet.

but she's prolly on her way to wherevere so

Or she's been hideously bludgeoned to death.

You don't suppose he's taking her to Ipswich do you?

Mwuahahahaha, you calling her a ho?

Dude, you're gonna get bitch slapped when she returns.

That's not at all what I was saying. can we delete that last post of mine now. I'm scared.

You don't suppose he's taking her to Ipswich do you?

I decided to quote you so this would still be here, even if you changed it.

Notice how we both think Kinky is scarier than Mr. Kinky? Mwuahahahahah.

Update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They're in Lapland!!!111!!!

that makes sense, he's applied for a job there on her behalf, that's why he needed the photos

it is a lap dancing place, isn't it?

Update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They're in Lapland!!!111!!!

YaY

What a nice xmas suprise.

Oh smart!!
Santa rocks.

That is awesome!!

I'M BACK!!!!


I met Santa and I went on a reindeer sleigh ride and a husky sledge thingy and went to a traditional Lappish ceremony and it was awesome.


Oh, and...he proposed!!!!1!111111!!! In a winter forest lit by candlelight. On one knee.

whooo! congrats mrs & mrs kinky :D

I tell you, it's quite something watching a reindeer poo just a couple of feet from your face when you're going at a fair speed down a little hill.

You're in LAPLAND and you come on dogbomb?

RUN, WOMAN, RUN TO SANTA AND ASK FOR HELP!!

P.S. How is it? Seen Santa yet? :D

I'm BACK from Lapland. It was a 1 day fantasy spectacular trip thing.

Oh right. I'm still jealous that you got to go to Lapland! Where is it, up Norf ain't it?

Did you sit on Santa's knee???

It's 200 miles north of the Arctic Circle. I have a certificate.

Didn't sit on Santa's knee. Bit of a let down. Suppose the big fat diamond ring makes up for it, though.

Did you sit on that? Ouch.

No. But I sat next to Rudolph.

Was his nose *really* SO bright?

Not during the day. That would be unnecessary. He's quite laid back, actually.

that is soooo cool

Not during the day. That would be unnecessary. He's quite laid back, actually.

Not one of those celebs that won't give you the time of day, like?

Diamond Ring?

Diamond Ring?


Yup.

^spoiler in my first post-Lapland post above.

And you presumably said yes, as you got to come back form Lapland ??

CONGRATULATIONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:dance:

so what were the passport pics for then?!

For my special "Lapland" passport that got stamped to say I'd been on all the things. I only needed 1, he threw me a bit of a red herring.