Keith Skedge
Dec 12, 2006, 14:39
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View Full Version : Useful things, but things you wouldn't carry around with you Keith Skedge Dec 12, 2006, 14:39 Cutlery LordSnot Dec 12, 2006, 14:44 Nunchucks fool's paradise Dec 12, 2006, 14:44 Hammer. Keith Skedge Dec 12, 2006, 14:45 What are nunchucks? safeasfuck Dec 12, 2006, 15:33 those 2 sticks with a bit of chain holding them together that teh bruce lee used to batter people in a ninja style and fashion, as illustrated below wutangstan Dec 12, 2006, 15:38 fish slice/ spatula Kinky McFoxxy Dec 12, 2006, 15:46 Tipp-ex Amanda Huggenkiss Dec 12, 2006, 15:49 A tourist information office. Amanda Huggenkiss Dec 12, 2006, 15:50 A Citizens Advice Bureau Kinky McFoxxy Dec 12, 2006, 15:52 Sticky back plastic A toilet roll tube An empty washing up liquid bottle A wire coathanger AlfPint Dec 12, 2006, 15:53 A one ton trolley jack Wes Mantooth Dec 12, 2006, 17:57 A St Bernard in case you get stuck in the mountains. herman packer Dec 12, 2006, 18:16 a mop and bucket David Wavven Dec 12, 2006, 18:36 Ford Focus. UnoChild Dec 12, 2006, 18:46 condoms Rodge Dec 12, 2006, 18:46 tesla coil herman packer Dec 12, 2006, 18:52 a high powered rifle Wes Mantooth Dec 12, 2006, 19:34 a high powered rifle Why wouldn't you carry one around? I do. herman packer Dec 12, 2006, 19:53 might be a bit dangerous but yes a very useful thing to have a step ladder. The Ox Dec 12, 2006, 21:11 Ray Mears herman packer Dec 12, 2006, 21:17 a roll of gaffer tape Saloe McFeckoff Dec 12, 2006, 23:03 A Machete sysadm Dec 12, 2006, 23:16 A trade union representative. sysadm Dec 12, 2006, 23:20 a terrocotta plantpot Rodge Dec 13, 2006, 02:45 Parachute Sapphire Dec 13, 2006, 09:38 LMAO@this thread! The OxRay Mears Damndamndamn you, Ox! I was going to say Motty! ya beat me to the jokr ya bastard! no christmas card for you this year! Gotta change me suggestion now... 1) a remote control 2) an A & E department ( if there are any left... ) mrB0jang1es Dec 13, 2006, 09:47 A Yellow Pages Lintuk Dec 13, 2006, 09:49 oxy-acetylene torch dishwasher Mr Tumble The Ox Dec 13, 2006, 10:09 A first aid kit and a copy of the Telegraph hugo-a-gogo Dec 13, 2006, 10:21 loft insulation C.C.O Dec 13, 2006, 15:52 slingshot C.C.O Dec 13, 2006, 15:55 krazy glue funnel ziploc bag full of sugar sand Patrick Dec 13, 2006, 16:31 A fully operational gas fired power station and surrounding infra structure. New York City Dec 13, 2006, 18:20 Battery cables A year's subscription to The New Republic Lord & Taylor and the underwear department therein Turkey baster Cockroach powder Grand Central Terminal wutangstan Dec 14, 2006, 11:38 A safety net A health and safety representative, to point out all the dangerous things that could harm or maim or kill you, thus forcing you to go to that fat wobbly necked bastard on the telly for compo. herman packer Dec 14, 2006, 11:48 a cuddly toy |