View Full Version : Useful things, but things you wouldn't carry around with you


Keith Skedge
Dec 12, 2006, 14:39
Cutlery

LordSnot
Dec 12, 2006, 14:44
Nunchucks

fool's paradise
Dec 12, 2006, 14:44
Hammer.

Keith Skedge
Dec 12, 2006, 14:45
What are nunchucks?

safeasfuck
Dec 12, 2006, 15:33
those 2 sticks with a bit of chain holding them together that teh bruce lee used to batter people in a ninja style and fashion, as illustrated below

wutangstan
Dec 12, 2006, 15:38
fish slice/ spatula

Kinky McFoxxy
Dec 12, 2006, 15:46
Tipp-ex

Amanda Huggenkiss
Dec 12, 2006, 15:49
A tourist information office.

Amanda Huggenkiss
Dec 12, 2006, 15:50
A Citizens Advice Bureau

Kinky McFoxxy
Dec 12, 2006, 15:52
Sticky back plastic
A toilet roll tube
An empty washing up liquid bottle
A wire coathanger

AlfPint
Dec 12, 2006, 15:53
A one ton trolley jack

Wes Mantooth
Dec 12, 2006, 17:57
A St Bernard in case you get stuck in the mountains.

herman packer
Dec 12, 2006, 18:16
a mop and bucket

David Wavven
Dec 12, 2006, 18:36
Ford Focus.

UnoChild
Dec 12, 2006, 18:46
condoms

Rodge
Dec 12, 2006, 18:46
tesla coil

herman packer
Dec 12, 2006, 18:52
a high powered rifle

Wes Mantooth
Dec 12, 2006, 19:34
a high powered rifle

Why wouldn't you carry one around? I do.

herman packer
Dec 12, 2006, 19:53
might be a bit dangerous but yes a very useful thing to have

a step ladder.

The Ox
Dec 12, 2006, 21:11
Ray Mears

herman packer
Dec 12, 2006, 21:17
a roll of gaffer tape

Saloe McFeckoff
Dec 12, 2006, 23:03
A Machete

sysadm
Dec 12, 2006, 23:16
A trade union representative.

sysadm
Dec 12, 2006, 23:20
a terrocotta plantpot

Rodge
Dec 13, 2006, 02:45
Parachute

Sapphire
Dec 13, 2006, 09:38
LMAO@this thread!

The OxRay Mears

Damndamndamn you, Ox! I was going to say Motty! ya beat me to the jokr ya bastard! no christmas card for you this year! Gotta change me suggestion now...

1) a remote control

2) an A & E department ( if there are any left... )

mrB0jang1es
Dec 13, 2006, 09:47
A Yellow Pages

Lintuk
Dec 13, 2006, 09:49
oxy-acetylene torch
dishwasher
Mr Tumble

The Ox
Dec 13, 2006, 10:09
A first aid kit and a copy of the Telegraph

hugo-a-gogo
Dec 13, 2006, 10:21
loft insulation

C.C.O
Dec 13, 2006, 15:52
slingshot

C.C.O
Dec 13, 2006, 15:55
krazy glue
funnel
ziploc bag full of sugar sand

Patrick
Dec 13, 2006, 16:31
A fully operational gas fired power station and surrounding infra structure.

New York City
Dec 13, 2006, 18:20
Battery cables
A year's subscription to The New Republic
Lord & Taylor and the underwear department therein
Turkey baster
Cockroach powder
Grand Central Terminal

wutangstan
Dec 14, 2006, 11:38
A safety net
A health and safety representative, to point out all the dangerous things that could harm or maim or kill you, thus forcing you to go to that fat wobbly necked bastard on the telly for compo.

herman packer
Dec 14, 2006, 11:48
a cuddly toy