Pisses himself at Harmy's diary.

Nowt seedy happened, honest.. she just showed me her funny mask.

Hahaha you have kept me so entertained today

Next time I'm on..there WILL be a battle

Harmy's diary made me LOL several times today.

Keep it up girl.

yay for Harmy, quality diary. 5 stars:)

Haha, looks like I'm getting a little fanbase

I already know of one Dogbomber who just can't stop reading it. I love the power to see what people are reading though I think he's a little obsessed.

I like the song Unfaithful by Rhianna.

Rhianna rhymes with Princess Diana. Theres a link there, because she was unfaithful, and so was her husband Prince Jugears.

Haha, looks like I'm getting a little fanbase

I already know of one Dogbomber who just can't stop reading it. I love the power to see what people are reading though I think he's a little obsessed.

I don't like the fact that you mods (spits) can see what I'm reading. I feel violated. And not in a nice way.

Haha, I don't think we use it that often. I only use it because I've got a creepy stalker on my hands ;)

Haha, I don't think we use it that often. I only use it because I've got a creepy stalker on my hands ;)

Oi! that's not fair! I promise it was just a coincidence that I was outside your bedroom window last night when you were getting undressed!

Give 'im a smack

Or will that turn him on?

i discovered the hard way not to threaten blokes with a spanking.

Oi! that's not fair! I promise it was just a coincidence that I was outside your bedroom window last night when you were getting undressed!

Don't worry it's not you. I've love to have you stalk me....dont ever stop watching me...? Kthnx

Aww, cute overload. But Charlie is so rude. After being asked about ten times what she was doing, she still didn't answer...
PS. Can I steal the dog picture for a christmas card? If so, do you have a higher res copy of it I could nick?

well done cloudane!

dom looks shifty! :yarr:

I didn't do nuffink copper, you can't pin anyfink on me so you can't

:haha:

so not subtle

Harmy, you're such a fucking liar. You scheming fucking cow.


THERE WERE NO FUCKING PRAWNS, AND YOU KNOW IT. IT WAS SCALLOPS, SCALLOPS, BITCH.

Shit, you've ruined my mind games.

I was gonna fool you all.

Dammit

GOD

YOU JUST CAN'T HELP YOURSELF

NOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF, I HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR, ALL BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HAVE PRAWNS

Mum? Is that you?!

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr NO

OF COURSE NOT

UM UM THIS IS JUST A MIND GAME

A MIND GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOK AT YOU, SPOILING MY LIFE AGAIN. GOOD GOD, YOU CAN'T HELP YOURSELF YOU LYING RUGMUNCHER

P.S. Will you go shopping with me tomorrow kthnx.

Phaedy, I truly fucking love you. I really do :haha:

The funny thing is. My maw would actually say that. I'm being honest.

lolz maw i did it to make you hate dad. I told him I ate scallops. We laughed about it a lot.

That's cos she's a loooooooser. She may be very sexy, but she's still a loser.

Tell Terry you rugmunched his kid, that should solve all your problems.

:haha:

I wouldnt touch her cunt. Probably smells like my breath.

Prawny

But that's the genius of it! Cos you're such a LIAR, you don't actually have to rugmunch her!!!

Or you could really do it, then say you did it, and they wouldn't believe you so you'd spite them all. AND get child sex, yes.

Hahaha I think I'll do it, then when she cries about it my maw can tell her to stop playing mind games. That little liar.

YESSSSSSS.

Then when she gets a bowl of prawns, take them from her and make her watch as you eat them, one by one. Stare straight into her eyes and smile the whole time.




















I shouldn't be let near kids, ever, should I?

hahaha. I don't think I can eat prawns again.

You have no idea how big that bowl was





I'm lying really. I ate off a plate...NOT A BOWL

Tricked you again ;)

MIND GAMES, MIND GAMES AGAIN.