View Full Version : Jarvis Cocker


Unregistered
Oct 24, 2002, 01:52
Why not!?
I nearly fainted when I didn't see his name. Infact I'm still praying that i just missed it.

colin lekont
Oct 24, 2002, 08:21
Cant believe either that this 4 eyed geek hasnt been added to the list, complete PRICK!

Crowman
Nov 5, 2002, 19:49
Like his music, shame he felt the need to whore himself to BT and be in one of their TV advertisments... You might as well chug the devils cock Jarvis!!

King_Bob
Nov 6, 2002, 17:26
lol, at least he showed what a lot of people thought about Michael Jackson's "Earth Song" even if his songs are crap (being young, i only heard one of them ("Help the Aged") and that put me off). Laughed at the Ali G thing though, "Help the Motherfuckin' Aged"

Sybarite
Dec 31, 2002, 02:26
no, Jarvis is the people's hero. Well obviously not everyone's.

I admit pulp aren't a great band, but the lyrics are ok. I thought Pulp were shit too, until I actually listened to some of the lyrics, especially "Common People". He was also good in that tv programme about outsider art.

However, his sense of dress is appalling and appearing on a BT ad is deplorable.

Why did you do it Jarvis?

Evacuate
Jan 1, 2003, 00:25
Jarvis is bullshit free.
If he's in here nothing's sacred.

andythepieman
Jan 3, 2003, 03:41
Anyone brave enough to show his skinny arse to Micheal Jackson should not be on this list
Pieman

jel-boy
Jan 5, 2003, 23:54
agreed with the pieman

qwerty155
Jan 6, 2003, 00:59
Originally posted by colin lekont
Cant believe either that this 4 eyed geek hasnt been added to the list, complete PRICK!

OOH, he wears glasses - he has to be on this list. Colin, you're a prat.

His music is up and down IMHO, but the Brit award/Michael Jackson incident is enough to prove he should NEVER be on this list.

Big up the Cocker!!

stopmeandslapme
Jan 12, 2003, 19:54
Originally posted by qwerty155


OOH, he wears glasses - he has to be on this list. Colin, you're a prat.

His music is up and down IMHO, but the Brit award/Michael Jackson incident is enough to prove he should NEVER be on this list.

Big up the Cocker!!


You are wrong you PC person you.

andythepieman
Jan 12, 2003, 20:44
Don't know about the "big up the cocker" bit
that sounds seriously dubious to me
andy

Mr Shed
Jan 16, 2003, 10:23
Get him off the list. More power to his geeky elbow. Not a big fan of Pulp meself but if only Planet Pop was inhabited by the likes of Mr Cocker rather than Williams, John, Waterman, Walsh, Collins and their ilk. Replace Jarvis with Joe - the ugly little arm waving goblin.

colin lekont
Jan 16, 2003, 16:38
[QUOTE]Originally posted by qwerty155
[B]

OOH, he wears glasses - he has to be on this list. Colin, you're a prat.

His music is up and down IMHO, but the Brit award/Michael Jackson incident is enough to prove he should NEVER be on this list.

Oh cant deny Im a prat, but Cocker is still a 4 eyed twat. You PC prick

Grumpy
Mar 31, 2003, 15:28
HERO.
Genius.
Only good things should be said about this man.
People who disrespect him, and Pulp have no taste in music.
Oh no, he wears glasses and looks like a geek. Shit man. That makes him more annoying than Mick. Oh, wait, one second, no it fucking doesn't.
Get your priorities straight and go out and buy every fucking album he's ever recorded you sad fucks.

best boy
Apr 3, 2003, 10:36
Jarvis rules.

Wee Dougie
Apr 3, 2003, 12:56
Never thought much of Pulp, but he went way up in my estimation no end by taking the piss out of The Plastic Kiddy-Fiddler a few years back.

timebomb
Apr 3, 2003, 23:15
Agree with Dougie - there are far more annoying twats that need to be here (e.g. The Dixie Chicks - fuck I hate them!!!)

Cocker is your typical British eccentric - raised in Sheffield, yet his mum is a Tory councillor and he fell out with her because he was new labour (didn't she disown him or something). Also was memorable for taking the piss out of Reeves and Mortimer on Shooting Stars. Probably had his 15 minutes of fame though.

Another on my please remove file.

sysadm
Apr 3, 2003, 23:18
Jarvis Cocker? Whats he up to nowadays

ashez
Apr 4, 2003, 00:22
he's got this seriously stupidarse look. cant stand the cunt.

freestyle
Apr 4, 2003, 06:40
i wonder if he and debra did meet up in the year 2000