A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several days. She has stayed by his bedside in the hospital. The husband wakes up briefly, perhaps for the last time and calls her to him.

"Darling" he says "I feel like I have very little time left"
She mops his brow, and says "I know dear, just rest"

"There's something important I need to tell you" he says.
What's that dear?" she asks.

"Well, all these years we've been married, and you've always been there by my side"
She mops his brow, and says "I know dear, just rest"

He says "But I need to tell you, before I die, I wasn't always faithful to you. I had an affair with the neighbours wife"
She mops his brow, and says "I know dear, just rest"

He says "But I also had an affair with your friend Janice"
She mops his brow, and says "I know dear, just rest"

He says "But I also had an affair with my secretary"
She mops his brow, and says "I know dear, just rest"

He says "But I also had an affair with your sister"
She mops his brow, looks him in the eyes and says
"I know dear, that's why I poisoned you"

*lol*

You never fail gentreau! Fucking great! :D

Ta. :)

I wonder if he was too far gone to realise what she'd said too ... he'd probaby be like, "ah thanks dear, your so forgiving!"

*chuckles* that one is much more realistic.

So you've gone through this personally?

No but happened to a friend to mine. bitch kept putting sleeping pills in everything he ate/drank. he didn't cheat on her though, she's just psycho...

im sure thats what HE told you!!

:rolleyes:

I knew a guy who was in colledge and just sick, all the time, pukin', nobody could figure it out, doctors stumped. Everyone thought he had some ascending bowel cancer, they all thought he'd die, something was seriously wrong. He was convinced he might die for ages. It was some big mystery illness. Anyway, over the year it was happening, he became friends with the nightwatchman, who was always there to talk to him when he couldn't sleep, no matter how tired he was. ONe night the night watchman hears a bangin' noise from the guy's room and this is the sick part. His roommate had chloroformed him and was ass raping him, had done for ages, the different effects caused his constant restlessness etc. The whole thing was just blown wide open.


That's both true and fuckin' horrible.

Erm. Was his roommate male or female?! That's just scarey but sounds like sommat I'd do ... if she was the right kinda girl ;-)

Yuck !