View Full Version : Leslie Neilsen


Kormiic
Oct 25, 2002, 11:36
Sorry pal, you're just not funny.

dogbomb
Dec 16, 2002, 19:22
Anyone see him on the comedy awards?

Came out all smiles... and to much acclaim...

And died on his arse!

unregistered
Dec 17, 2002, 22:39
No, I think he's fucking hilarious. Airplane! is one of the funniest films of all time.

lindylou
Dec 24, 2002, 06:11
Sorry...I think he is funny also. Airplane was VERY funny!!

bencumiskey
Feb 20, 2003, 17:17
Neilson WAS funny and Airplane is an awesome film. It's just a pity that he has starred in 200 remakes of it set in different locations, and they're all shit. Watch Dracula-Dead And Loving It, if you don't believe me.

Hucknall's dad
May 24, 2003, 01:19
Despite his latter day crimes, Nielsen has made some of the funniest films ever (Airplane, Naked Gun 1...) and should therefore be let off. Even if some of his more recent films were steaming piles of shite, he is not annoying. He may not be funny any more, but he is not annoying.

Zelda
May 28, 2003, 09:34
Not as annoyingas the Huckster! Police Squad was half an hour of genius i tells you. Pure genius.

allyourbase
May 28, 2003, 11:57
The man is fucking hillarious. No way should he be on here, I agree that Dracula Dead and Loving It is absolute pish, but fuck it who cares, in my eyes he can do no wrong he is very very very funny, as mentioned in other comments.....Police Squad is half an hour of genius

Mauda
May 28, 2003, 12:05
Like John Cleese, his former moments of genius are so timeless that they will forever outlast his subsequent embarrassments. "Airplane" and particularly "Naked Gun" just would not have been the same with anyone else instead of Leslie Neilsen.

SURELY..you can't be serious about putting him on here?

[wait for it...]

Jeff_wode
May 28, 2003, 14:08
Airplane and police squad were class...this man was funny and not annoying at all. I haven't seen that dracula shit but he redeems himself with that early stuff.

Lizzieboreden
Jul 15, 2003, 13:19
Didn't even know he was on here. Get him off right now. Naked gun alone redeems any subsequent lapses in taste, and Airplane gives him a place in heaven.
He could marry Catherine Zeta Jones and I would still like him.

Daveyboy
Jul 15, 2003, 13:32
I'm not sure if I believe that last bit Lizzie.
But back to the point, obviously this guy has done a lot of rubbish in his career, but you can say that about most actors.
On the strength of Naked Gun, Airplane and Fobidden Planet (classic 50s sci fi) this guy should be freed forthwith.

Mauda
Jul 15, 2003, 13:44
He even turned up in Columbo once as the murderer! Very strange watching him play the straight man to Peter Falk's maverick genius. I forget the story, but well with Columbo it was always the same wasn't it?

Leslie played some well-to-do but slimey businessman who thought he'd committed the perfect murder until along comes Columbo with his dirty mac, his cigar and his glass eye. After a few "Mrs Columbo's a big fan of yours", "Er, just one more thing!" and "Oh relax Sir you have absolutely nothing to worry about, this is just routine; you've been very kind sir"'s, Leslie Nielsen starts to get edgy and exasperated: "Look Liutenant, I'm a busy man. If you have evidence I kindly suggest you use it, otherwise I must insist you stop harrassing me"

You know the rest...but Leslie did a great job showing that he could handle serious (well, sort of) acting. Very strange to watch him play a villain, it must be said!

Daveyboy
Jul 15, 2003, 13:52
Yeah, up until he did Police Squad he was pretty much a serious actor, only came to comedy later in life.

Wee Dougie
Jul 16, 2003, 07:29
He hasn't made a remotely half-decent film in over a decade. Same old shite in a different packet.

'Nuff said.

drunkennurse
Jul 16, 2003, 09:54
leslie should be off this list he is a comedy genius airplne naked gun, polie squad

plus i have a feeling nature will have him removed off this list soon enugh

Wee Dougie
Jul 16, 2003, 10:18
Just did a quick check at the internt movie database:

http://us.imdb.com/Name?Nielsen,+Leslie

He's listed as having appeared in 117 films. I reckon at most 5 are any good.

The more I think of it, the more annoying he becomes.

Lizzieboreden
Jul 16, 2003, 20:57
You're a hard man to please wee dougie.
I can think of 1,000 actors, any of which grace this site for whom 5 good films would be a 500% improvement.
117 eh? I frightened to look.

RuffeKoira
Jul 16, 2003, 21:09
Mixed views... But whatever the thought, he just simply isn't annoying enough to be on this list!

Jimbooo
Jul 18, 2003, 08:59
The naked gun films are hilarious

kevin69
Jul 19, 2003, 12:52
He is funny. Great in the Naked Gun films and Airplane and of course Police Squad. He was a serious actor because i've seen old films of his. U do expect him to b funny tho in them films. He also appeared in The Posedion Adventure and in an episode of M*A*S*H* He was good in The Forbidden Planet and yes i am a fan. Get him of here, he doesn't deserve to b here. More annoying people should b on here.
Leslie is the master of comedy and just to say Priscilla Presley was hot in the Naked Gun films.
Long live Frank Drebin.
"And don't call me Shirley?"

Nobbo
Aug 13, 2003, 17:03
Perfect for the Police Squad films, but one movie would have been quite enough.

Lesser known: Played lead (well) in Forbidden Planet, the most stylish and beautifully filmed "nuclear era" Sci-Fi movie ever made.
Not annoying.

World Of Weird
Oct 27, 2003, 13:32
Having watched the exceedingly dire Exorcist spoof 'Repossessed' earlier this morning, I have to say that this arsewipe has only two modes of 'comedy' acting - bad and worse. He's like your pissed uncle doing his party piece at a wedding, until his carer comes along with his tranquilizers.
Awful, smug, bland cunt.

Zelda
Oct 27, 2003, 13:33
He was also good in Due South. Should not be on the list at all!

stonedog
Oct 27, 2003, 22:40
Redeem this man at once! He has the greatest dead-pan throw-away delivery style since the late, great Les Dawson.

"I knew the mother-in-law was coming round 'cos the mice were throwing themselves on the traps."

Toxic
Oct 28, 2003, 22:46
Are you mad???? Get this man off the list.

KateQuixote
Nov 1, 2003, 02:40
Extremely funny.

si1974
Mar 29, 2004, 11:44
How the hell is Leslie Neilsen on here! He's a legend. Get him right off right now!
Surely you can't be serious?

carlton banks
Apr 9, 2004, 09:08
get lieutenant frank drebin off this list post haste- how can he be on and ian huntley not ?????

Hypnotoad
May 18, 2004, 15:36
Stared in naked gun

a seminal film for my generation - surely not as annoying as Mick Hucknall?

also he's the lowest rated person i could comment on in my new crusade to open up enough space on the board for John Hannah

anyone want to help?

I can be awfully persistent

Daveyboy
May 18, 2004, 15:39
Has done some shit films (Mr Magoo anyone?), but which actor hasn't?

For Police Squad, Airplane and Forbidden Planet not annoying at all.

Audission
May 18, 2004, 15:46
Agreed, LN is top notch and needs to be removed forthwith.

Incidentally, one film no-one's mentioned is the seminal "Viva Knievel", in which Leslie is the head of a columbian drugs cartel attempting to sneak drugs into the US in the... er... dead body of one Evel Knievel (like, nice plan...)

So bad, it's gooooooood....

1/5

KateQuixote
May 18, 2004, 19:27
I'm with you hypnotoad! I'm trying my hardest to get Dolly Parton and Trent Reznor removed too (any help would be appreciated, anyone) and I'll definitely help out with Leslie Neilsen, who shouldn't be on here.

Eertamai
May 19, 2004, 11:58
Sure he's probably been in shit films, but his style of silly comedy has me in stiches most of the time. Airplane and Naked Gun are flippin hilarious, so only 1/5.

KateQuixote
May 19, 2004, 12:15
Redeem Frank Drebin!

"Nice beaver..."
"Thanks, I just had it stuffed."

Nev
May 19, 2004, 14:51
I agree - get him the hell off here. He may have done some shit stuff (when you've done 117 films then I reckon that some are bound to be bad) but so what? He doesn't write them, he stars in them. Doing a few crap films doesn't make him annoying - I don't like the typical Julia Roberts films, but I don't find her annoying. And he isn't a media whore like some others I could mention. No reason to be here, get him off!

KateQuixote
May 19, 2004, 17:18
I think he was kinda cute when he was younger...ok, even now too, I guess.

Redeeeeeeeeem.

Flip Flopper
May 19, 2004, 17:22
Cute - he's 80 years old for fuck's sake!

And he has bandy legs.

Funny though.

Willycan
May 19, 2004, 17:59
Had the best bits of some of the funniest films ever.

Down to one star, he'll be off soon. A new 1/5 will help.

Captain Chopper
May 19, 2004, 19:05
Leslie Neilsen? Anoying?

No-way. Comic Genius, 1 star.

CindyS
May 19, 2004, 19:06
Understated and bizarrely cool!?
I like him.

KateQuixote
May 19, 2004, 23:58
Hm. Maybe not hot. He's so funny that he's attractive. Then again, I think Steve Martin is superhot now. There's no accounting for taste.