A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they saw a five-story hotel
with a sign that reads "For Women Only." Since they were without their
boyfriends, they decided to go in.

The Doorman, a very attractive guy, explained to them how it
works....."We have 5 floors...go up floor by floor, and once you find
what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide,
since each floor has signs telling you what's inside."

So they started going up, and on the first floor the sign read "All the
men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind"... The
friends laughed and without hesitation moved on to the next floor.

The sign on the Second floor read "All the men here are wonderful
lovers, but they generally treat women badly." This wasn't going to
do.

So the friends moved up to the Third floor where the sign read "All the
men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." This
was good but there were still two more floors.

So on to the Fourth floor, where the sign was perfect. "All the men here
have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect
lovers; they are also single, rich, and straight." The women seemed
extremely pleased but they decided that they would rather see what the
fifth floor had to offer before they settle for the fourth.

When they reached the Fifth floor, there was only a sign that read:
"There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is
no pleasing women."

*lol*

*chuckles*

I'm gonna forward that one to the Mrs.

gent, you are the wise one

Thanx Catch