chunkus
Oct 25, 2002, 18:19
Two bums were walling down the railway one day and one bum said to the other, “I am the luckiest guy in the world.”
“Why is that?” asked his mate.
“Well, the other day I was walking sown these here tracks when I found a £20 note. I went into town and blew it all on alcohol and I was drunk for three days.”
“That’s nothing,” said his mate “I was walking down these tracks a few weeks ago when I found a beautiful naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up into the trees and had mad sex with her for a week.”
“Jesus,” said his mate “you really are the luckiest guy alive, did she give good blowjobs?”
“Well, no,” he replied “I never found her head.”
“Why is that?” asked his mate.
“Well, the other day I was walking sown these here tracks when I found a £20 note. I went into town and blew it all on alcohol and I was drunk for three days.”
“That’s nothing,” said his mate “I was walking down these tracks a few weeks ago when I found a beautiful naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up into the trees and had mad sex with her for a week.”
“Jesus,” said his mate “you really are the luckiest guy alive, did she give good blowjobs?”
“Well, no,” he replied “I never found her head.”