Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular looking blonde, and a frightfully awful looking fat lady were in a train carriage. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.

When they leave the tunnel, Clinton has a big red slap mark on his cheek.

The blonde thought, 'that rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face.'

The fat lady thought, 'that dirty old Bill Clinton laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him.'

Bill Clinton thought, 'George put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me.'

George Bush thought, 'I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again.'

*lol*

*chuckles*

At least it isn't a personalized joke...

*whew*

hehehe...i know, it was the title that caught my eye as well...

;)

Always thinking of me aren't you...

you know it babe!!! you and those magic hands of yours!!!

;) ;) ;)

Okay well now this is becoming a thread about me being naughty...

any complaints? not from me!!!

:)

I'm never one to complain. Though I tend to get noisy about things I like. ;)

ooooo, noisy i can do....uh uh uh..oh yes!!!

:)

*chuckles* Okay that's it you horny woman.

*spanks her*

now let that teach you.

oh baby....you know what i like!!!!

*wants more*

*down on her knees, begging*



jeez...only one man can make me do that ya know...

;)

Diana's jewels on Chelsea Clinton? William and Harry chase the scrubber?

Can we please get off Capac and back on topic ! Oh wait, that just made it sound like I was jealous of Liontamer being on Capac.

nice

I'm more worried about the "we" in that sentence netniV...