Two newleyweds go up into the mountains for a romantic winter honeymoon.
When they get there, the husband goes outside to chop up some wood.
When he gets back, he says, "Darling, my hands are freezing".
She replies "Well put them here between my thighs, that will soon warm them up".
After lunch, he goes out to chop up some more wood and when he gets back inside he says "God, my hands are really freezing now".
Again she says, "Well put them down here between my thighs to warm them up.
After dinner he goes out one more time to chop enough wood to see them through until the morning.
When he gets back, he says "Darling, my hands are really, really freezing".
She looks at him and says, "For Christ's sake - don't your ears ever get cold?
*lol*

hehe, getting better