A woman keeps asking her husband why her boobs are so small.
"Does this top make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?" she asks.
The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband, "Does this top make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?"
Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, "I know how to make them larger!"
"How!?!?!?" she asks.
"Take a wad of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs."
"Well how long does it take?" she asks.
"They should expand over the years" he answers.
"How did you know that?" she asks.
"I dunno, but it worked for your ass, didn't it!"

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