An Irishman, Englishmen and a Scotsman are just about to go home after a long day at work when their boss decided to be a funny cunt. "You cant go home unless all of your knobs add up to 20 inches" he said. The mens faces filled with dread but decided to go along with what their boss had said. The Englishman got his out and it was 15 inches long, the Scotsman got his out and it was 4 inches long, finally the Irishman got his out and it was an inch long.

"Well" said the boss, "That makes 20 inches, you can all go home"

The 3 men went straight to the pub for a pint and were chatting about their hard day at work. "Thank god my knob is 15 inches long or we would never have been able to come home" said the Englishman. "I agree" said the Scotsman, "and thank god my knob is 4 inches long or we would never have been able to come home."

Then the Irishman said, "Thank god I had a hard on or we would never have been able to come home!!!"

Sorry if anyone reading this is Irish but itis funny!

its o.k. but predictable

i can imagine what netniv will say about that one