If I say "I think the next poster has showers but not baths", the next person to post has to say whether this is true or not and make a prediction about the poster to follow.

It can be anything. I think the next poster is a closet homosexual. I think the next poster has ice cream in the fridge. I think the next poster listens to Take That in secret.

The following poster has to be honest about whether it's true or not, but you don't need to volunteer additional information if you don't want to, just yes or no is fine.

Have fun.

Oh, and I think the next poster is wearing black socks.

No. Well. Black AND pink.

I think the next poster loves salt and vinegar crisps

Well, yes and no.... yes I used to love them, but no, I have now given them up and will not eat them ever again.

I think the next poster will be wondering why they bothered to make New Years Resolutions......

Nope! In fact I was just thinking about how exciting it's been to stick to mine.

I think the next poster has a pet dog.

I do indeed, his name is Murphy and he is a weimaraner

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v141/dicerule/04112103.jpg

I think the next poster is absolutely gorgeous :D

:yes:

I think the next poster is on a laptop.

Yep but it's not on my lap as Harvey (one of the dogs) has a higher status to me in the pecking order of the sofa...

I predict the next poster is wearing jeans.

No, I'm wearing pyjama bottoms with sheep on them.

I think the next poster is married.

God no.

I think the next poster falls over a lot

No I have fallen over a bit but never a lot.

I think the next poster has had sex in a public place.

Not guilty your honour.

I think the next poster is afraid of tarantulas.

Too effing right I am.

I think the next poster is currently drinking a glass a wine

No. I don't drink alcohol :no: I have OJ though

I think the next poster smells whiffy under the arms

God no, I smell like a bunch of flowers!

I think the next poster harbours a secret desire to have a huge bunch of flowers delivered to them at work from a secret admirer

Fuck no. That'd be highly embarassing and I'd have to carry them home on the DLR.

I think the next poster works in an office.

:no: I'm a white van man.

I think the next poster has seen the the Sound of Music more than once.

Yes, but not by choice. Twice I've seen it in other people's homes after politely affecting a breezy, no-I-don't-mind/go-ahead nonchalance. That'll teach me. It really is a terrible load of corny old rope.

The next poster once smashed a piece of electronic equipment out of sheer rage.

:yes:

I think the next poster has been to church in the last twelve months.

I walked into a cathedral. Does that count?

I think the next poster hates early mornings as much as I do

You're damn right.

I think the next poster will be either I, Phaedra or Harmy

:no:

I think the next poster will have had toast this morning.

nope,but i made it for the kids.

I think the next poster has bodily piercings (anywhere).

Yes and No, I used to have my ears and my nose done but they have now been taken out.

I think the next poster has a secret liking for boyzone

Can't say as I do, no.

I think the next poster will have hair.

Spot on, all over.

The next poster will be allergic to a foodstuff they really love.

yep,grapes,when they get fermented they cause me to come over all funny.

I think the next poster has a cheese fetish.

Nope. Just a normal tolerance towards the stuff.

I think the next poster has a pair of super fluffy bunny slippers

Nah. I once had some fluffy tiger feet ones.

I think the next poster is a border line sociopath.

Ummm.. I do not think so.... but maybe that is why I do not have many friends :(

I think the next poster will be eating his/her dinner whilst reading this post

No Still at work and too poor to eat after the Christmas excess

I think the next poster wishes they had a super power

1 do and i knew you were going to post that

i think the next poster loves rugby

the sport....yes :yes:

the place: NO :no: its a shithole......


I think the next poster owns a pet that doesn't have fur

I do indeed...they're called Triops and are from the age of the dinosaurs!

I think the next poster had a crush on one of their high school teachers.

I have to plead guilty to that one, I must confess.

His name was Miles Carver and he was my first year form master and English teacher and was an incredibly intelligent man, something I've always had a weakness for.

I think the next poster has a penchant for watching their local news programs.

Yes,i'd tell all but then it wouldn't be a secret.

I think the next poster is gonna be sick of the sight of me by now.

:no:

I think the next poster has a driver's license.

loool i can't even get in a car without hypervenilating!

I think the next poster has a tattoo.

:no: And I probably never will.

I think the next poster buys semi-skimmed milk.

:no: it is evil , skimmed milk all the way!

I reckon the next poster is feeling bloody cold right now.

Nope i'm hot,hot,hot after runnin round after the kids...

I think the next poster is as addicted to this game as me.

Seeing as I replied, I would say that, yes, I am addicted to this game (although time will tell).

I think the next poster would pick food up from the floor and eat it if no-one was looking.

Eeeeeww no!

I think the next poster has hairy toes.

:no: I shave them. Kidding!

I think the next poster has breasts.

lol well i have udders,currently used for feeding....dunno if i'd call em breasts anymore though!

I think the next poster lurves marmite.

I do

I think the next poster has dry lips

Nah, they feel pretty moist to me.

I think the next poster is called saffyella.

Only at weekends.

The next poster watches Eastenders

Christ no.

I think the next player has dark hair.

Only if smorf's on it.

I think the next poster has a pair of novelty jamas.

I have Little Miss pj bottoms?
The next poster is being sat on by an animal...

Nope

The next poster drinks Guinness

nah,the next poster is just waitin on this reply.

Nah more of a real ale girl...

The next poster loves cheese

Ew no!

The next person likes hot hot hot food

Especially Edam and Gouda.

I think the next poster has some 80's computer games and a console.

I read it wrong, so I'm editing. Nope, no I don't. :)

I think the next poster has committed incest.

Do cats count?

I think the next poster has Virgin.

Yes I do, phone and broadband.

I think the next poster still has a poster of their childhood hero or crush on their wall.

:no: Nothing on my walls

I think the next poster has two books on the go...

Yes, I do actually. The Railway Children and the Conquest.

I think the next poster loves me for bringing this game to the board. :yes:

Course I do!

I think the next poster is wearing a dark top

Yes, it's mostly black with a bit of white.

I think the next poster likes cheese and onion crisps.

As a matter of fact I do.

I think the next poster is between the ages of 15 and 75.

Well I'm 14 (plus 11 years)

The next poster is using a key board

No, I'm using my on-screen keyboard just to spite you.

I think the next poster has a cat.

I certainly do
I think the next poster is drinking coffee

Oooh... so close, I just finished a cup about 10 minutes ago.

I think the next poster would like to change their dogbomb username.

Hahah yes!
Pretty please!
I think the next user has dark hair.

Correct. We've had that one though!

I think the next poster is bored.

I am......with my job but thats being sorted, im being made redundent tomorrow.


The next poster has green eyes

FAIL! They are brown.

The next poster shows off in their car whenever a bunch of kids are nearby.

Haha no, my car is probably older than the kids.

I think the next poster owns a GTA game.

Guilty as charged

the next poster has just had a bag of crisps

'Kin hell, how well you know me.

I think the next poster has been unfaithful to their partner in the past.

Let's set the record straight. I did NOT have sex with that woman!

I think the next poster is still eating turkey left overs.

Actually, some old and tough ham but close - I'm eating right now.

I reckon the next poster has never had sex.

With you? Thank God, I knew I had something to be proud of ;)

The next poster knows what wine to drink with any dish.

Not a clue,I drink Blossom Hill with everything.

I think the next poster wishes they were watching Jeremy Kyle right now.

I never watch that show.

I think the next poster is probably more mature than cor innit.

Probably not. I did my geeky laugh at his last post. Soz.

I think the next poster is still in their PJs

nope been at work since 6am

i think the next poster ermm drives a vw golf

Survey says: nu-huh.

I think the next poster prefers lager to bitter.

Absolutely spot on........bitter is a Northern Drink


I think the next poster would sleep with me

Quite possibly, but your recoil to the suggestion might be similar to cor's.

I think the next poster wishes they got to post before me.

:no: I wouldn't want to upset Base by turning him down

I think the next poster watches Emmerdale.

No. I study Farming for Mongs, I don't need to watch it on the tellybox too.

I think the next poster has a Motorola phone.

Nein, tis a blackberry

I think that the next poster thinks David Hasselhoff is this centuries genius.

I can't say I do.

I think the next poster's desktop wallpaper is one that came with the computer.

Not true, mine's a map of South America.

There has to be a way I can make a statement that the next poster will agree with ... um, the next poster thinks that dogbomb's pic makes him look like Billy Idol?

I concur

I think the next poster has had their heart broken....

Nope.

I think the next poster is dead.

Sorry to disappoint you :(

I think the next person hates Mick Hucknall

You have no idea just how much, but I can think of thousand people that annoy me more :D


I think that the next poster will say something that will warrant 2 days in Flambe

You fucking trollop.

I think the next poster will alert dogbomb to this post.

Nope. Just like I didn't last time

I think the next poster gets the wrong end of the stick all the time

I don't care what end I get aslong as I can beat puppies with it.

I think the next poster has never read Jane Eyre.

I think I watched it but no, I've not read it

I think the next poster likes videogames

Close. I love mmorpgs.

I think the next poster uses a webcam regularly.

Nope.

I think the next poster's pubes are a different colour to their head hair.

:yes:

I think the next poster has a picture of a pet framed somewhere in the room with them.

You're not wrong.

I think the next poster has pornography on their computer.

*ahem...*

The next poster is, in secret, rather appalled by a certain friend's dress sense.

God yes. But only secretly.

I think the next poster prefers red wine to white.

Ugh no. Hurts my stomach

I think the next poster has fancied one of their friends parents.

I'm trying to think if I have, but I can't recall one. Weird!

I think the next person has put their finger in their bum and smelled their finger upon removal.

:no:

I think the next poster has fancied a religious figure in their past...

Sort of. I am a reverend actually (paid $20 online and got the card in the mail, but I can legally perform marriages).

I think the next poster has smeared some form of food on their genitalia in the past.

Never, ever.

I think the next poster is concerned about their weight.

edit: that was a response to dg's q.

Response to yankee: Smeared, no, but close.

Spot on, I keep losing it which is a worry.

The next poster has thrown up in the back of a taxi.

Never have, never will.

The next poster has stolen something from a shop.

:yes: But only once and never again. Unless you count various items of cutlery taken from restaurants.

I think the next poster has been fishing.

Ages ago but yes.

The next poster has nice smelling candles in the house

:no: but in 2 weeks i might its me birthday!

i think the next poster has given a gift to someone that they had been given by someone else

Nope, not that I recall.

I think the next poster has a special set of plates and cutlery that they only use for special guests.

Nope, I don't own a set of plates!
The next poster thinks that Zelda will meet someone wonderful!

She's never met me, but I hope one day she will. I'm wonderful.

The next poster has cold fingers.

Not today, but usually I do, yes.

The next poster knows someone who looks like Rolf Harris.

i do!!! :rolf:


the next poster has licked some of the cream from a cake then put it back in the fridge

Nope, never done that. I'd just eat the cake.

The next poster has experimented with household objects in order to make a Rube Goldberg machine.

Now that's just plain scary. Yes I do and also a Harold Shipman

The next has just been to Tesco's

Wouldn't go to Tescos if you paid me.

I think the next person is considering another hot beverage?

got one! tea

the next postergoes to star trek conventions dressed up as a charactor

I would like a nice cup of Marmite. <<where's he gone>>

The next poster is not me

No. I used to watch it in the past though

EDIT: You're right capster. I'm not you

I think the next poster loves the smell of their own farts

\m/ wrong.

I'm an Asda man , :no:

The next poster will get confused with ho's posting

YES!!! Terrified that phaedy will steal this from me...

The next poster is watching shameless

Nope.

The next poster is hiding a terrible secret from someone.

Yes. And it's horrible, it physically hurts.

I think the next poster likes a fry up at weekends.

Only a STIR fry up. Have never liked greasy meat :no:

I think the next poster enjoys reading Heat magazine

I'd rather read The Best of the Daily Mail or Geri Halliwell's autobiography.

I think the next poster has taken pictures of themself naked and sent them/showed them to somebody.

Never - the only photo that can't end up where you don't want it is the photo not taken.

The next poster loves a piece of music that is completely, utterly naff.

'In The Mood For Dancing' by the Nolans, does that count?

The next poster saves all the Birthday and Christmas cards they receive every year.

No cos I dont get any :(

I think that the next poster will spend at least ten minutes thinking up a statement about the next poster so that they sound really funny and intelligent.




(it better be good!)

:no: I really won't.

I think the next poster prefers milk chocolate to dark.

I hate chocolate

I think the next poster is wishing pay day would come sooner

Nope. Got my huge loan paid 3 days early. Oooh yeah

I think the next poster hasn't washed today

I have washed

I bet the next poster is having a lunch break

He isnt (but was 7 minutes ago)

I best the next poster has touched someone inappropriately by accident (or at least they CLAIM by accident)

:haha: Not that I recall.

I think the next poster secretly likes Mick Hucknall.

Some of his stuff IS raher catchy...

I think the next poster has broken a new years resolution already, but has denied it.

Nope, I never make any.

I think the next poster knows what gynotikolobomassophile means and is one.

I have no idea what that means, so I can't answer the second half :-D

I think the next poster had a treehouse when they were a kid.

:no: no Enid Blyton-esque childhood for me, sadly.

The next poster has some kind of debt they're trying to ignore.

Nope. I'm a good boy.

The next person fancies another Dogbomber but won't ever do anything about it.

Not guilty :no:

I think the next poster thinks the sitcom My Family is abysmal.

Actually I quite like it.


I think the next poster had masturbated at work.

Might have.

The next poster hates their neighbours.

No. One set are okay and the other is pretty great.

I think the next poster is watching TV as they surf.

No. Sometimes do. But not at the moment.

I think the next poster has had cybersex.

I have actually. It's not good.

I think the next poster owns more than two suits.

:yes:

The next poster still buys the sweets they ate as a child.

No :( can't eat a lot of sweets. I still buy bourbons though, and I ate them as a child

I think the next poster misses living at home with ma and pa

Hell no.

The next poster has spent ages taking a photograph of themselves for a website.

Yes, the truth or dare ones, and they still came out rubbish. Damn cheap cameras.

I think the next poster has a widescreen TV.

:yes:

the next poster text's while driving

NO! And statistically, you were very likely to be wrong there. :)

I think the next poster has a youtube account.

lol :no:

the next poster secretly kicks cats

Have been known to take the odd swing but I do have 4 to choose from. Love em really.

The next poster has an urge to eat something they have killed themselves.

oh yeah have done' eels, jellied mmmmm

the next poster will say yuk!

I've never tried them so I can't comment :no:

I think the next poster thinks I should stop posting in this thread so much and get a life.

nope! lol

i think the next poster will post in the song game

Nah, sail on, this is fun

The next poster beachcombes.

collected sea shell for the fish tank once

the next poster cant swim

Yes I can.

Next poster reads the Daily Mail :flambe:

No. But my mother does.

I think the next poster has a 9 - 5 job.

Yes. Being a Hamry is a 9-5 job. It's tough

I think the next poster likes smelly bath products.

well, yes only radox type stuff no girlie gear!

the next poster shaves in the bath [face or legs]

Yes. Legs. I shave my face over the sink.

I think the next poster has dark hair.

made me lol

i think the next poster has done the lottery

oops yes with lovely grey highlights

Nope, never done the lottery.

I think the next poster has passed out while drunk.

You would think so with my track record but strangely, no.

The next poster has recently given up smoking.

Does passing out during sex due to drunkness count? (It was with a then boyfriend and he kept saying that I was too drunk to fuck... he may have been right?)

I think the next poster enjoyed the clear blue skies today

You would think so with my track record but strangely, no.

The next poster has recently given up smoking.

:no:

I think the next poster takes their lunch to work.

I'm very lacksydaisycal when it comes to filling up my snap box.
All my mates have theres filled up by their missus's , which is obviously expected by northern wimmin.
I fill my own lunch box , as a protest against common sense ,and because i very much want to be a metrohomo and have a man bag,therfore I generally forget.
I would say 50/50.

The next poster has a set of matching kitchen knifes.

Big and shiny, they are.

The next poster recently slapped their forehead after suddenly remembering something really quite important.

Yeah dental appointment last week!

I think the next poster would consider some from of plastic surgery.

Oh yes. Gimme the money and I'd have it all done until I looked completely different from head to toe. Then I'd moan about that too.

I think the next poster has put off answering on this thread once or twice to avoid admitting to something they don't want to.

Errm...maybe.

The next poster is very glad a certain other poster doesn't frequent this forum any more because they really, really couldn't stick them.

Yep.

The next poster fancies a celebrity they'd be embarrassed to confess to others about.

Yes, but I am NOT saying who

I think the next poster knows someone they want to repeatedly bash in the face with an iron or some other kind of heavy object.

Damn right. Everybody I work with.

The next poster frequently takes a piss in the shower.

Nope, I share my shower with someone else. It'd be rude.

The next poster has an ornament or other home decoration they hate but leave up because it was a gift.

No way, matey. An eyesore is an eyesore.

The next poster sometimes has to repress the giggles when a boss/workmate tries to sound overly serious.

Yes, one of the people I shoot films with. Talks out of his arse 99% of the time

I think the next poster needs to piss desperately but is too lazy to go

No. I did five minutes ago, but then I had a pee.

I think the next poster hasn't been to a concert in the last year.

nope but saw the blue man group in vegas in nov

i think the next poster has a pet with a stupid name

Yes. I named three of them but the other four came with some silly names.

I think the next poster has a wii.

a wee what? kids do!

the next poster belongs to a gym

:no:
But Smorf has a PS3.

I think the next poster has had a dirty dream about a celebrity.

Not a hope in hell, closest I ever got was having to attend Physiotherapy for a few months after my op.

Sorry for the double post, missed A5dol's post :(

a wee what? kids do!

the next poster belongs to a gym

No, I wish I did but it's too expensive!

I think the next poster brushes their teeth twice a day.

:yes:

I think the next person has all of their own teeth

Damn right I do.

I think the next poster boycotts a celebrity/company's products because they hate them.

Fucking right I do.

The next poster has a photo of somebody in their wallet/purse.

Nope. I used to keep a passport picture I found on the floor in my purse, when I was about 12, and tell people he was my boyfriend. I don't know why, he was quite ugly.

I think the next poster isn't on speaking terms with at least one family member because of a dispute.

:no: but a few other members of my family aren't talking to each other because of a dispute. I've told them I think they're both being melodramatic and they're both wrong.

I think the next poster has some kind of kids food in the cupboard like pasta shapes in the form of cartoon characters or Noddy Biscuits.

:vhappy: jammie dodgers luv em

the next poster filled up with fuel and went a penny over

... that's quite amazing. Today the recovery bloke put fuel in my car. I asked him to put in a fiver because I didn't have much cash on me, and it came to £5.01. Well done.

I think the next poster didn't pay the right amount of tax last year.

dead on but they owe me {no refund thou}

the next poster is looking /just posted at the song thread

I didn't pay the right tax last year, in fact I got a healthy tax back just before Xmas!

I reckon the post gets other people to scratch their back...

Hell yeah, I love my back being scratched!

I think the next poster has a t-shirt with an embarrassing slogan on it.

Several of them, and I bought them all :\

I think the next person likes Mayonaise on Chips

:yes: but I didn't try it until after watching Pulp Fiction.

The next poster has a poster of a celebrity on their bedroom wall.

:yes:

I think the next poster was a boy scout/brownie as a child.

He wasn't.

I think the next poster is a regular at a car boot sales.

Yes but not a very good one.

The next poster cycles to work.

:no: Work is either an office 50 or 170 miles away or a spare room. Would be a bit tricky.

The next poster has had an mixed race relationship.

:yes:

I think the next poster likes wearing sunshine yellow.

used to, until the weather got really shitty and now i drive. most prob will go back to cycling as soon as things pick up again

the next poster hasnt had a shower today

I, Phaedra
I think the next poster likes wearing sunshine yellow.
Kinda, I have a Jordan F1 shirt that is yellow, and I like wearing that.

The next poster thinks they are a chicken (:eyepop: You think you are a chicken)

I am a chick....erm no I'm not


The next poster likes James Bond films and dreams of being him.

No and no

I think the next poster has been to Asia

Never. I have been to Asda though.

The next poster sniffs their clothes before they put them on.

Shit! sometimes I do.

The next poster wears tanktops

I think I have a few for the gym.

The next poster has a fantastic party trick

Nah. I can moonwalk. Does that count?

The next poster has used a pseudonym on Friendsreunited.

nope came off it when they doubled the fees

ithink the next poster is a hollyoaks fan

Noo.

I think the next poster uses moisturising cream.

I do cause I have shit skin

The next poster can believe it's not butter.

lol i can!

i think the next poster still belives in santa

No. Never. Santa was a bloke in a department store who stank of roll-ups.

The next poster thinks a5dol really is the guy in his avatar.

I hope not or I'm staying well away from Kingston.

I think the next poster had a crush on a teacher.

No. But I think he has the T-Shirt

The next poster has not got a bra on

<who put that page in there>

I used to fancy Mr Vardy

the next poster does not know the exact time and date

yes it thurs no wait a min

i think the next poster pretended to have that novo virus so as to bunk off work

Oh my God yes, I'm doing it right now!!!!!!!!!!! your a mind reader.


I think the next poster thinks I'm a dirty liar.

Yes I do... but I am one too cos I have made an excuse to get out of an appointment this morning.

I think the next poster has just watched Jeremy Kyle

If you'd finished the sentence with "......cut his own throat on live TV." then yes (I wish).

The next poster is bloody glad the weekend's here after this shit-shower of a week.

no but where do them people come from

i think the next poster got wet this morning

doh! i dont work friadys but yes!

I got a bit wet this morning but not soaked.

I think the next poster has a flip mobile phone.

You are correct
I think the next poster is planning to have a few alcoholic drinks tonight

I was earlier, but now I don't think so.

I think the next poster has broken two or more bones in their lifetime.

Nah, only one that I know of. Could be more if ya count toes and fingers that I may not have noticed at the time.

I think the next poster has been on their local news.

yep saved a man from drowning {i didnt tell them i pushed him in}

i think the next poster drinks vodka red bull

I would rather bungee without a rope.

The next poster is curled up on the sofa...

you looking thru my window?!!

i think the next poster will have a take away tonight

Nope, I had bean burgers and pasta.

I think the next poster keeps a vase of flowers in their living room.

nope
i think the next poster loves brussle sprouts

I do you clever bastard.

The next poster stopped off in the pub for a swift one on the way home from work.

i did not just 1 thou !

i think the next poster hates kate [mockney] nash

Nah. Hoping to go see her soon. Soz.

The next poster has a special folder on their PC for porn.

erm no comment

i thinkthe next posters football team will lose tomorrow

Fucking odds on with my shower of shit.

The next poster has just trodden on their kids play bricks for the second time tonight and is now crippled for life.

nope but i was walking around in bare feet at school today due to drenched socks and shoes and was dreading what I would tread on/ who would tread on me..

I think the next user is starting to question eating meat due to Hugh F-W and Jamie O

Nope, line up all the little animals on my plate.

The next poster is a little tipsy

nope i only eat things that have a face!

i think the next poster has run out of a resturant without paying