Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman in the jungle get captured by a local tribe. In order to stay alive the tribe gives them a challenge.

"You must go in to the jungle and collect 10 items of the same fruit and return to me" said the leader of the tribe.

After a few hours the Englishman returns with 10 apples. "What do i have to do with these?" he asked. "You have to shove them up your arse without making a noise or I will throw you in the dungeon" said the tribe leader. The Englishman started to shove the apples up his arse. He got to 3 and shouted out in pain and was thrown into the dungeon.

Then the Scotsman returned with 10 cherries and was told that he had to shove them up his arse with out making a noise. The Scotsman got up to 9 cherries and then started laughing and was thrown in to the dungeon.

"How did you get on?" the Scotsman asked the Englishman. "I only made it up to 3 said the Englishman. "What about you?"

"I got up to 9 and started laughing" said the Scotsman
"You started laughing!" said the Englishman, "What could you possibly have to laugh about?"
"Well" said the Scotsman, "I was up to my 9th cherry and was sure I was going to make it but then I saw the Irishman coming roung the corner with 10 pineapples!!"*lol*

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