Last night I tasted the greatest thing ever, you should all try it!
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Take a cup
Go to the pond in your garden
Fill the cup with pond water and frogspawn
Bet the drunkest person at the party to drink/eat it
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I won the bet, and gained respect from all my peers. One thing to note is that in most cases the pond water will be more disgusting than the slippery slimey chewy frogspawn that makes your wretch from just the sight of it.

<dogbomb> you are going to be shitting tadpoles for weeks now

Hurrah!

Lake Erie Gin,
pissing off side of boat in a few weeks, netniV in Merica book,

well that sounds abso-fecking-lutely gorgeous. if you like frogs growing inside you.

is frogspawn a euphanism for spunk?

Well if it is then what is pondwater a euphanism for?

ribena

and if that's so...then where are all the squrrils hiding, i'll find those wee feckers one day, just you mark my words