It seems I have a VERY fertile website... 3 dogbombers (I know of) pregnant right now.

Incredible.

So, if you know of anyone who is trying to have a baby...send them in the direction of the website!

Must be because I'm so fertile, and in my absence a lot of wriggles have tried to survive ;-)

dogbomb spouted:

So, if you know of anyone who is trying to have a baby...

lol,thought you were gonna say 'send 'em to huddersfield'

There are plenty of fully grown babies there!

you can get pregers just by being in the same air space as me!

Aye, but it's how they manage that when you go in via the back do that surprises me... just think of the shit your sperm must have to go through just to get there...

iron sperm mate *lol*

full of steam you mean?

Well I guess there powered by somethin? might as well be steam yeah steam!

Smoke and mirrors that's all they really are then ;-)

It's my dominating masculinity that's sending the dogbomb girls into a progesterone fuelled ovulating frenzy.

Its only a matter of time until I get Flambeed for being a twat. Oh look, times up :D

Well it would truly be a miracle if i was to end up preggers again even though im a dogbombing lady i think its a pretty safe bet that ill be without a bump :)

netniV spouted:
There are plenty of fully grown babies there!

how pithy. and true!

:moo:

Would you like one lump or two?

okay so who is the third?

i really should pay more attention, but who is the 2nd ? let alone the third ?

Yeah I'm with fireboy... Is everyone pregnant?

fireboy spouted:
i really should pay more attention, but who is the 2nd ? let alone the third ?

I'll point you in the direction for a hint (http://www.dogbomb.co.uk/go/comment/00000395/) to who number 2 is but i still can't help you with number 3!

UberMinx walks past, whistling innocently...

I am the third.... c'mon haven't you noticed i've been expecting for at least three years now ;-)

jess winks at minxy

wow net i'm so glad to hear you are expecting i never knew. I'll have to throw you a baby shower!

Why would I want a shower that only pours out babies.. havin' a grown one in my flat is bad enough. Especially as I have to pump it up daily.

okay no baby shower for you mister!

phew.

instead we will just throw showers and bathtubs at you!

haha thats funny well for all the preggy ladies or men crongradulations

I FIGURED IT OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT (i think)

Marx spouted:
Yeah I'm with fireboy... Is everyone pregnant?

Jess i knew Minxy was expectin as are you, this still leaves the third . . .

and it is not Netniv (unless he is really a woman)

well, that third just happens to be me and trxie.

Some people make it too easy for others... damn it catch :P :)

You're telling me.. my girlfriend came over from merica in november for a 2 month holiday. Yesterday she phoned me up to tell me she was 5 weeks preggers and get this .. ive only been a member of dogbomb for 3 weeks and ....... DAMN IT .. got to make a phone call ......

maybe there should be a special dogbomb baby badge ?? :D

Wow, that'd be class. A badge like the opposite of the others. It proves you HAVE a life :)

That would be super cool if there was. And by the way, I think that it was Catch and his Trouser Army that just happened to infect me with SARS (Sexually Aquired Reproductive Syndrom). I am so happy that I am preggers. I just wish that I would stop throwing up.

WTG You two! Have you put a proper announcement up on the site yet? I cant find one! Make sure you do! We need to celebrate with dry toast and ginger

Aww lots and lots of congratulations Trixie and Catch :)

They mentioned it a long while ago. Where've you all been?!

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!

yes as you have figured out, (and if you haven't then you don't really read the boards) mr.jessika and myself are expecting also. I am due end of aug/beginning of sept. and damn i have to take this damn belly button piercing out!

Okay its been done, and now if you don't know then you are offically dumber then a ton of bricks.

check out trxie's indi forum, the announcement is there, allong with a cool clue in the next person to post thread.

i has also become well fertile after posting on dogbomb whatever that takes the tally up to 5?? dogbomb i think you should charge infertile people to touch you or something make yourself a shrine! Dogbomb the fertlity god!! hell yeah baby, you can officially call yourself a god of fertility!!! smoochies.

Now that's an interesting idea, only if it was his head they were to touch.. which one would it be?

/me is obviously officially dumb, I missed the Catch and Trxie one completely.

/me goes and looks for the appropriate thread to say congrats.

Unfortunately, smiff already won the three legged dog award, so we can't give you anything as a prize for finding it.

Marx spouted:
Wow, that'd be class. A badge like the opposite of the others. It proves you HAVE a life :)

how about something like . .

thats one happy little spermie...

dunno net myabe he could just bless them with his holy dogbomb water!

I still think that the badge idea is the best. That would be so cool.

well i am pleased jess recognised it for what it is :D thats just a quick idea i tossed off, it is not as clear as the other badges but is a start - i toyed with the idea of a pacifier but gave up in the end on got on with my uni work.

might again try later

i still like the happy little spermie dude!

I really think that the sperm works very well.

I feel they shouldn't get an award for doing nothing! :-D

for doing nothing ??? well as no women have replied i think that has to be one hell of a understatement netters :) have you not seen alien ???? the whole chest bursting thing, **shudders**

You could give that one to the fathers, after all they played their part.

And perhaps a fatbelly for the girls, and a dummy icon on birth :D???

fireboy spouted:
for doing nothing ??? well as no women have replied i think that has to be one hell of a understatement netters :) have you not seen alien ???? the whole chest bursting thing, **shudders**

Hehe. Funny that isn't it? they just laid there and thought of dogbomb one night and bingo they were done! *ding*

i did lots in the whole process.. i didn't just lay around!

I will be doing my part for the next nine months and Catch will have nothing to do with it, except, getting me food and the such,so I think that we deserve sommat. even though you don't think that we deserve anything netniV, I differ from that opinion. I will be doing plenty. Catch is not the one that has been throwing up bile everymorming for the past 5 or so weeks. At least he can eat a whole meal without getting sick or throwing it all up. He is not the one that is having nightmares either. So, if you think that we women, are sitting around doing nothing, I think that you are very, very wrong.

aww trixie, sorry about the bad times you are going through.

jessika24 spouted:
aww trixie, sorry about the bad times you are going through. yeah, we guys expierience nothing like that. After all, you ladies are such a pleasure to be around at such a time.*lol*

i know i'm a pleasure to be around ALL the time!

Jess, was I talking about you? There's always the exception! You're always nice to be around. ( Grovel grovel grovel )

UMM okay so what do you want. You have to want something with a statement like that! spill it, whats the deal?

Nothing, I'm just a nice guy. I wouldn't want to be anything else.

okay well as long as thats it then i guess its alright then! LMAO

jessika24 spouted:
I am due end of aug/beginning of sept. and damn i have to take this damn belly button piercing out!


OK it's probably too late Jess, but I couldn't find it when you first posted this.

http://www.captivesteel.com/

I believe they do a good line in pregnancy piercings, but Im only going on 2nd hand information.
It's made with very thin plastic tubing so it stays flexible and non-irritating as the belly stretches and grows.


Jay

i'll have to check into that! thank you very much for the info!

no problem,
I'm glad to be of service.
i like servicing people umm,
no wait. Is that what I meant?

wheeeeeeeee

oh so you are a pimp or just a prositute?

No just an amateur, I don't think I'd cut it in the professional ranks.

oh well i guess you will have to work on that then! or do your services come free?