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Da PrOdIgAl SoN
Apr 4, 2003, 12:13
Call me ignorant but how do u become a puppy, hound etc. Do i have to piss against a tree??

netniV
Apr 4, 2003, 12:26
Considering you've only posted 5 times, come back in a year and we'll see about it.

Gentreau
Apr 4, 2003, 13:54
Da PrOdIgAl SoN spouted:
Call me ignorant but how do u become a puppy, hound etc. Do i have to piss against a tree??

Funny but that question is asked frequently.......

Would that make it a FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTION ? (http://www.dogbomb.co.uk/board/misc.php?s=&action=faq&page=10#63)

Minx
Apr 4, 2003, 17:40
Gawd, and you call us women bitches!!! :D

Gentreau
Apr 4, 2003, 17:48
UberMinx spouted:
Gawd, and you call us women bitches!!! :D

Well actually since the FAQ says this:

F.A.Q says:
Why am I a "crotchsniffer", "puppy", "something else"?

These are automatic rankings. Please don\'t ask when you will change or you will be ignored.

I thought I was being quite friendly to point him in the right direction.....

netniV
Apr 4, 2003, 18:03
You fuckin' are.

catch_52
Apr 5, 2003, 02:10
no, he's fuckin' elle

i'm fuckin' are.

jessika24
Apr 5, 2003, 05:32
now now boys, no cat fights. we are after all in DOGbomb!

netniV
Apr 5, 2003, 07:06
I wasn't being a pussy so there's not cat fight... might be a dog/cat fight.... in which we know I'm gonna win ;-)

catch_52
Apr 5, 2003, 21:29
you would try to pick on someone smaller than you

jessika24
Apr 6, 2003, 01:56
hey as long as the other person is worty of picking on the more power to net. GO GET 'EM!

netniV
Apr 7, 2003, 06:45
They always are.

Da PrOdIgAl SoN
Apr 9, 2003, 04:40
Sorry for askin a dumb question thanks for the pointers

trxiegirl71
Apr 9, 2003, 05:44
There is no such thing as a dumb question. But your must remember, they will make fun of you for everything,

netniV
Apr 9, 2003, 07:10
There sure is such a thing as dumb questions.

hugo-a-gogo
Apr 9, 2003, 07:18
like "why is netniV so great?"

netniV
Apr 9, 2003, 08:02
Exactly. The answer is, just coz.

drnoble
Apr 25, 2003, 23:06
why? can you not think of a better answer?? :D

netniV
Apr 25, 2003, 23:18
There is no better answer. That's why women use it all the time.

Da PrOdIgAl SoN
Apr 26, 2003, 00:03
just like to point out im now a hound hell yeah !!!!

netniV
Apr 26, 2003, 08:17
Good, then you have no need for this thread any more.

Gentreau
Apr 26, 2003, 13:33
Da PrOdIgAl SoN spouted:
just like to point out im now a hound hell yeah !!!!

And you're also a cat......

Chris Bell
Apr 26, 2003, 14:07
It sounds like a couple of blokes that fancy each other but are too afraid to ask each other out for a drink.

Gentreau
Apr 26, 2003, 14:33
You're also a cat Chris, if you dont set your gender in your profile, you show as 'a cat?'

bubbavirus
Apr 26, 2003, 15:52
prodigal son , hmmmm... wasn't that a CCR song?

Chris Bell
Apr 26, 2003, 18:35
Cat?
Thats ok Gent, I quite like cats actually. It's so relaxing to stroke a pussy.

netniV
Apr 26, 2003, 20:45
Yea, but I didn't realise that your body was just made up of one... doesn't that make you a cunt? :)

Chris Bell
Apr 28, 2003, 19:05
You are what you eat, as they say.
In that case I am definately a cunt! :p

Midnightangel
May 4, 2003, 00:46
netniV spouted:
There sure is such a thing as dumb questions.

Bullshit, anyone who wants to know something (educate themself) are not dumb, so therefor there are no dumb questions, the only dumb thing is that if you dont know an answer to what you want to know and you dont ask a question to get the answer that you want.

"Man who askes a question is dumb for just a second, man who sits in ignorance is dumb for a lifetime"

daidavies
May 4, 2003, 00:52
Midnightangel spouted:


Bullshit, anyone who wants to know something (educate themself) are not dumb, so therefor there are no dumb questions, the only dumb thing is that if you dont know an answer to what you want to know and you dont ask a question to get the answer that you want.

"Man who askes a question is dumb for just a second, man who sits in ignorance is dumb for a lifetime" But an ignorant man will not realise he is dumb, due to his ignorance. So, therefore, if he is using a personnal viewpoint, he is actually, better off?:confused:

Midnightangel
May 4, 2003, 00:55
only if you truly believe that ignorance is bliss.

And would the most ignorant person need an answer to a question atlest one time in there life?, even if it was just to ask the time.

daidavies
May 4, 2003, 01:03
Midnightangel spouted:
only if you truly believe that ignorance is bliss.

And would the most ignorant person need an answer to a question atlest one time in there life?, even if it was just to ask the time. Ican see your point. But we are not talking about all questions, we are talking about " Dumb " questions. Every person has to ask some form of question i.e Where are the toilets?.
What I'm talking about, is not choosing to live in ignorance ( ignorance is bliss ) , but actually being so ignorant that you are not able to think any other way, therefore, being unaware of any other way.

Midnightangel
May 4, 2003, 01:11
I see your point also daidavies, If a man is so ignorant he does not know any other way of life then i see it as he must know everything about the life he has, so therefor is he not the master of hisown life? and so he is not truly ignorant just "blinckered", or are you talking about someone who is incapable of thinking outside of certain peramiters such as very sheltered people like those armish(however its spelt) people who cut themselves off from the rest of the word,so therefor they are ignorant only of the society we live in.

daidavies
May 4, 2003, 01:36
No, I'm talking about the "blinckered " people. I think some where along the line there is a way for us to agree on this. Your point is very valid and worth thought and when I can I will ask you questions, please, if you wish to, feel free to do the same with me.

Midnightangel
May 4, 2003, 01:46
I will, thanks for adding another facet to my viewpoint daidavies

Da PrOdIgAl SoN
May 4, 2003, 04:08
I only asked the original question cos i didnt know about the faq, does that mean im dumb? mum tell them their callin me dumb its not oh fuckit im pissed im a hound anyways and im not a cat anymore eitheer! nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh

Cripplor
May 24, 2003, 22:52
trxiegirl71 spouted:
There is no such thing as a dumb question. But your must remember, they will make fun of you for everything,

Just dumb people ;)