I woke up this morning and went into the living room and sat down to watch some t.v. war on iraq and such like that. and then the moment happened.

i farted.

usually that means nothing to me, just another bodily function. but this mornign took a different turn. this morning, a combination of sleepyness and introspetivness combines to pose a question that i had not asked of myself.

whats the difference in the feeling of having to fart and in having to shit.

when the feeling came to me this morning i just went with it. never questioning that feeling, hell, never even thinging about it.

what if i would had been wrong.

next time you get that feeling, think about it.

are you gonna fart, or shit your pants.

There's an inherrant gas "feeling" that apparently is there just for that reason, it makes that kinda thing automatic. It's inbuilt so unless your colon is solid or yer poo is liquid, you never even need to know.

yet, there are certin times whe there is absolutly no way to know.

just a bit juicy?

I don't think so, the colon knows, and the nose soon knows.

but your newly wet ass would know before all else

this thread has become extremly gross

hmm i just think its one of those subconciouse things you just fart and not even think you have to crap

however, if you go to fart, shit your pants, the first thing you'd say is crap

There is a difference in the feeling definately.

The problem arises when you fart and follow through though.

You can usually feel the turtles head about to touch cloth.

that reminds me of austin powers 2. Fat Bastard says something like "Hurry up, I got a turtle head pokin' through" to Dr. Evil. al never spotted that, nor did most of my friends... I did first time... what dose that say?

that you have an ear for shitty things?

I just have this habit of notice gross things ;-) My ex proves this theory.

Well what if you are sick with the flu or sommat? You cough and shit your pants, sneeze and shit your pants,and I know that we have all done this one at some point in our lives, Puke and shite our pants. You don't know where to point your arse or your head. Do you shit in the tub or puke in it?